Shelob 

A huge spider creature from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Most people will know her from Return of the King however those who read the books know that she was originally in the climax of The Two Towers.

She guards the secert path into Mordor that Frodo and Sam take with the help of the treacherous Gollum.

Shelob was great in both The Two Towers and Return of the King.

Shelob by Bloody Cape January 2, 2005

Shelob 

A beast from the Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. She is most well known for heavily resembling a monstrous spider, albeit with a wasp stinger and a gaping mouth, despite real world spiders having a liquid diet. She appeared in The Two Towers, but the film places her in Return of the King.

"Most like a spider she was, but huger than the great hunting beasts, and more terrible than they because of the evil purpose in her remorseless eyes. Great horns she had, and behind her short stalk-like neck was her huge swollen body, a vast bloated bag, swaying and sagging beneath her legs; its great bulk was black, blotched with livid marks, but the belly underneath was pale and luminous and gave forth a stench. Her legs were bent, with great knobbed joints high above her back, and hairs that stuck out like steel spines, and at each leg's end there was a claw." -Description of Shelob from The Two Towers

Shelob by Intelligence001 January 8, 2017

shelob 

A giant explosion of semen that occurs after you havent ejaculated for a long time: a mega cumshot

Used to describe an unusally large load before or after ejaculation

"After I shelob in my bed, I usually clean up with a dirty beater or sock."

"After I jerked off in the Adirondack's, my sleeping bag looked like Shelob's lair."

shelob by Christopher Finlay June 30, 2007

Shelogic 

Where women's feelings overrule male rational logic and fact. It has worked for centuries because men want sex and wish to avoid nagging, divorce and losing everything they ever worked for.

Tom, I really want those $1000 Jimmy Chu shoes. Well Tiffany, I can't afford them. Guess who is not getting any sex until shoes are purchased via Shelogic.

Shelogic by EightBall March 26, 2013

tommy shelby 

The most badass person that has ever existed.

Person 1:I wish I could be like Tommy Shelby one day!
Person2:Shut your fucking mouth

tommy shelby by manuNorton November 17, 2019

Shelby Drescher

Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.

"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."

Shelby Drescher by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013

Shelby'd

Verb. The act of getting extremely drunk, wasted, or sloshed. Term originally given to people who had a few too many. Which are all followed up by the process of destroying the party through multiple drunken slurs and finally passing out in an upstairs bedroom because they are too drunk to make it home.

OMG, did you see that girl at that party, she was totally shelby'd.

Shelby'd by Josh McRoberts January 23, 2014