lordosis 

an abnormally curved lower spine, creating the sometimes beautiful sometimes tragic shelf-ass. The donkey, donk, ba-donk-a-donk.

Lordosis! I could set down my beer on that ass and she wouldn't spill a drop all day!

lordosis by radarone August 21, 2008

lordosis 

the idiot verse of lord

tf is lordosis?
my lordosis, ur slow!

lordosis by julsssss December 20, 2020

Lordosis 

Lordosis is a basketball term for when the player shoots the ball from under the basket, contorting their spine in spectacular fashion so as to score. The term originally described the change in spinal shape typically found in pregnant women, but since the word has the word "lord" in it, using the term implies that the player who scored the basket possessed - if only for a moment - divine finesse.

Did you see how tony made that hook shot!? LORDOSIS! Praise be to Lord Tony!

Lordosis by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 13, 2019

lordosis 

ready to accept the penis (excessive curvature in the lumbar portion of the spine)

that chick's in lordosis

lordosis by fkr July 30, 2003

lordosis 

Abnormal curvature of the back. Often mistaken as a person "being full of themselves"

"Wow, Paul Elhers is full of himself"
"Doesn't he just have lordosis?

lordosis by Rinzie November 20, 2010

lumbar lordosis 

a person whom arches thier back to make thier butt look big. while in the process, thier back gets used to being in that postion and that my friend is lumbar lordosis

woah samantha you got lumbar lordosis head ass. its not that serious. her: stfu at least my butt is bigger XD

lumbar lordosis by CHAMPAGNEMAMIJR July 8, 2017

Lardosis 

Incapacity having eaten a large quantity of food, noted to be particularly severe if the food was particularly high in fat content.

I can't move right now, I'm suffering from lardosis.

Lardosis by Lardman February 15, 2008