Immortal-Jake's definitions

Rule Of 10

According to the Rule of 10, No one is allowed to call someone after 10pm or before 10am unless it is absolutely Important.

*ring ring*
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?

by Immortal-Jake August 14, 2007

SFLR

Sorry For Late Reply

John (Message sent 8:12pm): Hey, how are you doin?
John (Message sent 8:14pm): You there?
Bob (Message sent at 8:17pm): I'm fine, SFLR

by Immortal-Jake January 6, 2009

Shiv

A Home Made Knife made out of Anything but metal. Not to be confused with a Shank (a home made knife made of metal).

Shivs are usually made of Glass, Wood, or Scrap Plastic

Shived- To be stabbed by a Shiv

"I heard that Guy from Cell block B was coming to Shank me... He'll be surprised when I've got my Shiv deep in his Lungs"

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Rote

1)Memory by repitation
2)Sounds of surf breaking on the shore

A wrote is like a Mnemonic, but different

I heard a rote

by Immortal-Jake October 11, 2006

Gork Out

To over eat almost to the point of Vomiting.

1"I just got a Promotion. To Celibrate, I think I'll Gork Out on some Ice Cream"

2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"

by Immortal-Jake May 8, 2006

Genitailular

A word used for Decribing something that is happening to ones genitailia.

"So, does everyone else have a fear and genitailular excitement when the Recon Crew comes?"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

Parannoying

The fear that you annoy people.

Andi: I'll leave you alone if you want...
Sam: What? No. What gave you that impression?
Andi: I dunno... I guess I'm just Parannoying

by Immortal-Jake September 13, 2010