Immortal-Jake's definitions

Aromic

Something really Awesome and Sexy

"That Chick has an Aromic Ass"

by Immortal-Jake June 29, 2005

Parannoying

The fear that you annoy people.

Andi: I'll leave you alone if you want...
Sam: What? No. What gave you that impression?
Andi: I dunno... I guess I'm just Parannoying

by Immortal-Jake September 13, 2010

Quish

A Polite name for a Vagina. At least alot more Polite than Cunt

Sally: My Quish is squishy

by Immortal-Jake December 24, 2007

Carmen Sandiego

A woman, as we all know, who commits Violent Crimes and Hides around the world. Rumor has it that she was last seen With Waldo...

"Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Bangin' Waldo."

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Unsexual

Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.

Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"

by Immortal-Jake January 22, 2007

Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

Pissbubbles

An expression used for something that is a Lie

mac- "I saw a 2 headed cow yesterday"
don- "Pissbubbles"
mac- "Naw, it's true"

by Immortal-Jake June 22, 2006