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Definitions by Ian De La Rosa

Middle of the Road 

Being "MIDDLE OF THE ROAD" is similar to Being a "FENCE SITTER."

"Middle of the Road" People are usually "DEEP THINKERS" and NOT EASILY MANIPULATED by People or the Media.

A "Middle of the Road" Person is the Opposite of an "Extremist."
THEY ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH.

Middle of the Road people are SMART and STAND BACK TO LOOK AT THINGS and not get caught up in PROPAGANDA or other BULLSHIT VIEWS.

These people don't see Life as BLACK OR WHITE.
They see the GREYS and VARIATIONS in it.

They are always trying to figure out the TRUTH OF THE MATTER, which allows them NOT TO GET FUCKED OVER as much as People with their heads in a hole.

They are USUALLY "EASY GOING" people, UNLESS YOU FUCK WITH THEM. ;)
"You won't get Chuck to send off his kid to some Oil War in the Middle East, he is a "Middle of the Road" person."
Middle of the Road by Ian De La Rosa November 21, 2013
A “Player” is a Modern Name for a “Play Boy.”

They are basically the same Type of Character.

Players & Play Boys will Do and Say Anything to Have Sex with as Many Women as possible.

They have No Ethics or Integrity and are usually Sociopaths (they Socially Prey on people).

They make Terrible Spouses, Lovers or Friends, because they will Always Fuck You Over in the End.

+One of the greatest tragedies of a Playboy/Player is that they fail to understand One of the “Higher Truths” in life... THAT TRUTH IS THAT ‘TRUE LOVE’ IS THE BEST AND MOST SATISFYING THING IN LIFE.”

Players Reduce Sex only to a Game and Temporarily Pleasure like Eating A Fast Food Cheeseburger. To be “Ultimately” Happy in life, one must have Sex combined with Love in a loyal, One to One, existence.

By Failing to see this reality, Most Players/Playboys have Sex with one person after the other in an Endless Cycle of Pursuit, Sex, Pursuit, Sex, etc., which ENDS only in a Unsatisfying Spent Life of Loneliness and Being Despised By All They Have Betrayed.
"Watch out for your friend Frank, he will try to bed your wife, while sleeping with your sister, while trying to bed your mom and daughter.
He is one mean Player..."
Player by Ian De La Rosa November 5, 2013
Reiner is a uncommon name for a male.

It is the English version of the German name “Rayner.“

Most Reiner's are proud individuals with an underlying shifty “fake” quality to their personalities that becomes apparent on a first meeting.

They are usually very insecure people at the base: untrustworthy, hypocritical, and self-centered with a heavy “Control Freak” and “Sneaky” edge.
“Reiner is one vile, sneaky sack of shit. He slept with my sister while trying to bed my wife and daughter at the same time.”
Reiner by Ian De La Rosa October 13, 2013

Talking Head 

A “Talking Head” is someone who never stops talking. They will corner you by your car after a long day’s work to tell you gossip about the neighbors or to ask you about the details of your day, so they can distort it and spread it throughout the neighborhood.

Not all Talking Heads are malicious, but all talking heads are idiots and time-wasters. Over a year, you can lose many precious hours cornered by a Talking Head.

It is important to cut them off immediately, even if it seems rude and you end up on their “neighborhood hit list.” For the most part, all Talking Heads, unknown to themselves, are hated and despised by most people.
"Man, Jean sure is one tedious “Talking Head.” I just lost an hour of my life that I will never get back just talking to them."
Talking Head by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013

Play Boy 

A “Play Boy” is an older word for a “Player.” They are basically the same type of character.

Play Boys are essentially “bullshit artists” who are always trying to get laid.

A play boy usually dresses flashy, has a fancy car, jewelry, new technology and thinks he is God’s gift to women. Many women are impressed by their lying antics, fancy cars and big screen TV’s, so it is hard to feel too sorry for them as they downward spiral into a bad relationship with a play boy.

Play Boys usually hate their mothers, at least deep down, and, in turn, hate all women because of this. Women to them are to be used sexually and then thrown away when they get “clingy.” Many times, their mothers were control freaks, half-insane or slept with a wide assortment of abusive men while the “play boy in training” was growing up.

Play Boys are usually personable but have a sociopathic tendency, which makes them bad friends. In time, after they gain your trust, they will try to sleep, many-times successfully, with your wife, daughter, sister, and, sometimes, mother, if she is young enough.
"Keep your eyes open on Reiner, he is one evil play boy."
Play Boy by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013

Dark Friend 

In practical everyday uses, a Dark Friend is someone who appears to like you and have your best interest at hand, but, in reality, subtly enjoys befriending you and watching your down fall.

Dark Friends enjoy turning good, honest and loyal people into bad and watching their suffering and deterioration that comes in result of this. They can slowly do this through the use of drugs, music, sex, materialistic culture or subtle suggestions that slowly make the person discontent and open to negative activity.

On the outside, Dark Friends can be attractive, clever and funny, but their motives are always vile and self-centered. They hold Love in great contempt and try to destroy and dissolve it in any way possible.

The term “Dark Friend” originated in the fictional world of Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time fantasy series. “Dark friends are followers of the Dark One. Dark friend in the Old Tongue is Atha'an Shadar, which translated more directly to "People of the Dark.”
“As a, hopefully, wiser adult, I can see into people much better and can see a dark friend more than I was able to when I was younger.”
Dark Friend by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013
A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.

Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.

There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”

This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."
Turd by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013