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Talking Head

A “Talking Head” is someone who never stops talking. They will corner you by your car after a long day’s work to tell you gossip about the neighbors or to ask you about the details of your day, so they can distort it and spread it throughout the neighborhood.

Not all Talking Heads are malicious, but all talking heads are idiots and time-wasters. Over a year, you can lose many precious hours cornered by a Talking Head.

It is important to cut them off immediately, even if it seems rude and you end up on their “neighborhood hit list.” For the most part, all Talking Heads, unknown to themselves, are hated and despised by most people.
"Man, Jean sure is one tedious “Talking Head.” I just lost an hour of my life that I will never get back just talking to them."
by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013
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Middle of the Road

Being "MIDDLE OF THE ROAD" is similar to Being a "FENCE SITTER."

"Middle of the Road" People are usually "DEEP THINKERS" and NOT EASILY MANIPULATED by People or the Media.

A "Middle of the Road" Person is the Opposite of an "Extremist."
THEY ARE NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH.

Middle of the Road people are SMART and STAND BACK TO LOOK AT THINGS and not get caught up in PROPAGANDA or other BULLSHIT VIEWS.

These people don't see Life as BLACK OR WHITE.
They see the GREYS and VARIATIONS in it.

They are always trying to figure out the TRUTH OF THE MATTER, which allows them NOT TO GET FUCKED OVER as much as People with their heads in a hole.

They are USUALLY "EASY GOING" people, UNLESS YOU FUCK WITH THEM. ;)
"You won't get Chuck to send off his kid to some Oil War in the Middle East, he is a "Middle of the Road" person."
by Ian De La Rosa November 21, 2013
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Dark Friend

In practical everyday uses, a Dark Friend is someone who appears to like you and have your best interest at hand, but, in reality, subtly enjoys befriending you and watching your down fall.

Dark Friends enjoy turning good, honest and loyal people into bad and watching their suffering and deterioration that comes in result of this. They can slowly do this through the use of drugs, music, sex, materialistic culture or subtle suggestions that slowly make the person discontent and open to negative activity.

On the outside, Dark Friends can be attractive, clever and funny, but their motives are always vile and self-centered. They hold Love in great contempt and try to destroy and dissolve it in any way possible.

The term “Dark Friend” originated in the fictional world of Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time fantasy series. “Dark friends are followers of the Dark One. Dark friend in the Old Tongue is Atha'an Shadar, which translated more directly to "People of the Dark.”
“As a, hopefully, wiser adult, I can see into people much better and can see a dark friend more than I was able to when I was younger.”
by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013
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Beach Troll

The denser of male “lower class” beach trolls still live in the past. Most of them are extremely paranoid due to long years of drug abuse, have short tempers and histories of road rage. Many aging beach trolls have long, graying hair, wear outdated “heavy metal” t-shirts and have a fascination with monster trucks, skull imagery and Nazi memorabilia.

All beach trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” to throw you off track.

Most male beach trolls are shit stirrers, lechers, trouble-makers and male versions of “skanks.” They would be the first person to get your under-aged daughter heavily stoned to have sex with her in your bed while you were away at work. Avoid contact with all versions of trolls at all costs.
My 50-year-old neighbor just got hauled away for statutory rape with a minor. What a beach troll he is.
by Ian De La Rosa June 24, 2013
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Beach Troll

Beach Trolls can be either male or female and are found in beach communities throughout the world.

They are socially predatory creatures and usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.

Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, so that they are easily recognizable when older, but the young and middle-aged beach trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm and temporarily youthful beauty.

Their favorite pastimes include sleeping with married people, collecting jewelry and looking in the mirror.
Wow, I just found my ex-best friend in our Jacuzzi. She was having a threesome with my teenage son and husband. She is one mean, beach troll.
by Ian De La Rosa June 22, 2013
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Transference

Transference is when you “transfer” you personal flaws and garbage to someone else.

Many times, people don’t even realize they are doing this.

Occasionally it is important for personal, positive growth to ask yourself if you are doing this to other people, because by periodically examining your own flaws, you can be aware of them.

By becoming aware of them, you have to opportunity to change and become a better and happier person.
My semi-evil, douche-bag neighbor just told me all this nasty stuff about everyone in town. I have a feeling he is mostly talking about himself indirectly and using transference.
by Ian De La Rosa July 9, 2013
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Misery Chain

A “Misery Chain” describes the "endless cycle" of bad parenting.

"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.

"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.
Wow, she created one “misery chain” having all those “screwed-up” kids by a bunch of different “screwed-up” guys.
by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013
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