cover band

A band of douchebag-like musicians usually in the 30's to 60's in age. The members play the most expensive gear available, believing they will achieve ultimate tone and resonance from their selected instruments. Their girlfriends and/or wives have permed hair. Sometimes females take part in cover bands, always as the singer. They wear extravagant costumes and have 80's inspired hair-dos. There is usually hope of being discovered by singing the hits during a residence at a nightclub, blowling alley or wedding. Members of cover bands usually have more attitude than talent, but they would lead you to believe otherwise.

Dude, I hate cover bands!
That guy is a total douchebag.

by Ian C. September 25, 2005

bacon bomb

A wicked silent fart that comes out so hot that it singes the butt hair. It smells and tastes like burnt bacon and usually emits a smokey cloud. Easily clears a room and ruins any fun other people are having, but enhances your own fun.

DUDE!...Ahhhhh...that bacon bomb tastes like bacon!

by Ian C. September 27, 2005

boogans

A bad or terrible thing. Definitely NOT cool.

That's a boogans.
Stop boogansing it up.
You're a boogans.
What a boogans.

by Ian C. September 17, 2003

gooyduck

The most common, incorrect spelling of geoduck

Gooyducks are not cool, but geoducks are!

by Ian C. September 25, 2005

fluff n stuff

When you fart on a pillow and put it over someone's face so they have to breathe it in.

WTF! Why did you fluff n stuff me? I can't breathe very good now...and I feel light headed.

by Ian C. September 27, 2005

funball

A ripoff of baseball played by a few dudes and a few babes with a tennis ball and a Vortex Mike Piazza plastic, foam cushioned baseball bat. The game is played on a public little league field, therefore creating the neccessary need to hide your beer in a paper bag. Your team gets a point when a ball drops in the outfield without being caught. There are fielders from both teams in the outfield. If your teammate catches the ball, your team gets 2 points. If the opposing catches the ball you lose a point and get an out. You can play with 5 or 10 outs. Depends on how lazy you are. If the pitcher catches an infield fly ball, the scores reverse.

We played Funball until Jarod took a comebacker in the nuts.

by Ian C. September 25, 2005

geoducker

A usually badass person that has special permissions from the government to harvest geoducks. They live fast-lives with even faster women. They make about $5000.00 per day and geoducker poachers make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.

Hey guys, I'm a geoducker. Do you like wrestling?

by Ian C. September 25, 2005