Ian C.'s definitions

gooyduck

The most common, incorrect spelling of geoduck

Gooyducks are not cool, but geoducks are!

by Ian C. September 25, 2005

boogans

A bad or terrible thing. Definitely NOT cool.

That's a boogans.
Stop boogansing it up.
You're a boogans.
What a boogans.

by Ian C. September 17, 2003

geoducker

A usually badass person that has special permissions from the government to harvest geoducks. They live fast-lives with even faster women. They make about $5000.00 per day and geoducker poachers make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.

Hey guys, I'm a geoducker. Do you like wrestling?

by Ian C. September 25, 2005

geoduck

A large clam-like shellfish that is pretty much illegal to harvest unless you are granted special permissions from the government. The hard-working folks that harvest these fine creatures and called "Geoduckers". They live hard and fast lives in the geoducking culture. Every day they make around $5000.00 holding their breath and diving to the bottom of the sea to grab the geoducks. Geoduck poachers can make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.

I'm a geoducker and I make over $5000.00 per day...Hey guys, come back. Was it something I said?

by Ian C. September 25, 2005

cover band

A band of douchebag-like musicians usually in the 30's to 60's in age. The members play the most expensive gear available, believing they will achieve ultimate tone and resonance from their selected instruments. Their girlfriends and/or wives have permed hair. Sometimes females take part in cover bands, always as the singer. They wear extravagant costumes and have 80's inspired hair-dos. There is usually hope of being discovered by singing the hits during a residence at a nightclub, blowling alley or wedding. Members of cover bands usually have more attitude than talent, but they would lead you to believe otherwise.

Dude, I hate cover bands!
That guy is a total douchebag.

by Ian C. September 25, 2005

bacon bomb

A wicked silent fart that comes out so hot that it singes the butt hair. It smells and tastes like burnt bacon and usually emits a smokey cloud. Easily clears a room and ruins any fun other people are having, but enhances your own fun.

DUDE!...Ahhhhh...that bacon bomb tastes like bacon!

by Ian C. September 27, 2005

meese

Plural. More than one moose.

Hey Wilbur, there was a whole pack of wild meese...over yonder.

by Ian C. September 25, 2005