Definitions by Ian

donkey knob 

a slang term refering to a male who has a large penis.

...look at `donkey knob` over there...he`s popular with all the ladies.

donkey knob by Ian July 30, 2003

uft

A word that subsitutes 'Oh no' or 'For christ sake'. Can be used when describing something stressful, negative or something that you don't like. Uft can also be changed into 'Ufty Gufty', 'Uft mine Guft' and 'Trufty' depending on the level of negativity and stress invloved. It is a common word used frequently by Ian, Darren, Karen, Vicky, Jenna and Becky,

'Oh uft I've got to go to work'
'Ufty Trufty I'm getting married in 5 weeks!'
'Uft Mine Guft I'm living in Canada for 3 months!'
'Ufty bloody gufty look at the queue at the coffee bar!'

uft by Ian July 26, 2003

skivx

the answer to any question asked. it is adaptable to any situation. sometimes used after "skiv"

Boy 1: What's up?
Boy 2: Skivx.
Boy 1: Oh. Did you see the new Naruto episodes?
Boy 2: Skiv?
Boy 1: Huh?
Boy 2: Skivx!

skivx by Ian July 20, 2003

saddler 

A stunning example of the female species, an attractive lady, a girl who will turn heads. Derived from the verb "saddle".

Was there many saddlers in the pub last night?

saddler by Ian July 18, 2003

Shoestring special 

A tiny g sring

Did you see the shoestring special on that bird?

Shoestring special by Ian July 18, 2003

TOTR 

Acronym- Top of the Range

What did you think of that bird?
TOTR !

TOTR by Ian July 18, 2003

sausage knockers 

Droopy breasts......tits that drop parallel like sausages hanging off a butchers rail.

Jaysus, did you see the sausage knockers on that 'aul one?

sausage knockers by Ian July 18, 2003