tune up

To give someone an attitude adjustment by beating their ass.

Do I need to give your ass a tune up the way you were talking to my mamma?

by mouthofthesouth December 4, 2013

tune up

/verb/

A beat down especially when administered by the cops.

Clark probably would have gotten off with a warning, but then he decided to lip off, so he got a tune up and a trip downtown instead.

by davecole August 23, 2005

Tune up

The act of wiping your butt without actually having taken a dump. One knows they need a tune up when they are experiencing an itchy discomfort in the rectal area, likely because of passing a bowel movement earlier that day.

I gotta go for a tune up

by Iceman1987 March 24, 2017

tune up

The act of giving oral sex to a male or female.

I got a solid tune up yesterday from this girl.

by clkrum March 16, 2009

tune up

Weed. To have or smoke.

Hey, lets go tune up. Do you have a tune up?, I got a tune up. An engine needs a tune up to run smooth, a pot smoker needs a tune up to run smooth.

by xtcy4nrg April 6, 2010

tune up

To always strive to be better. To adapt to your surroundings. to accept that change is constant and live through that mantra. always striving to bring the best out of yourself and every situation around you.

Another year in the making. Time to tune up.

#tuneup

by anonymous411987575df May 7, 2016

Tune-up

A lopsided matchup, especially at the beginning of the college football season in which you are almost guaranteed to win just to give the smaller school money in exchange for player experience and a win.

Bro we just played a tune-up against this trash team.

by IIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKK April 28, 2021