Ian's definitions

blingblang

the plural of bling bling. exxagerated opulence.

yo, that car is BLING BLANG!

by IAN January 22, 2004

fuck

Can be used as almost every word in a sentence.

Fuck the fucking fuckers!

by Ian October 12, 2006

Barnyarding

"Barnyarding" is a nice way of saying "bullshitting," which basically means lying about something in order to get a desired response or outcome.

"Seriously, no barnyarding, I'm telling the truth."

or

"All barnyarding aside, you're full of bullshit."

by Ian October 14, 2004

constipator

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.

by Ian January 13, 2005

Summer

a quirky girl whose beauty and spirit are only matched by her vivacious sex drive. she is always willing to have fun. black men love her curves....as well as every other horny guy on the face of the earth.

i want sum of summer

i want sum summer lovin'

by ian January 26, 2005

Crystal Clutcher

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.

Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.

by Ian December 7, 2004

wagina

how a drunkard pronounces the word "vagina"

damn im drunk and horny! i need me some wagina!

by Ian December 3, 2004