Ian's definitions

pissrock

A large rock or boulder for pissing on, especially while camping or hiking.

*Note: Must be used more than once to qualify, but only for urinating, not any other bodily function.

"I gotta take a leak, but I can't find a toilet."

"Then go to the pissrock."

"Oh."

by Ian April 12, 2005

Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 7, 2004

shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 17, 2006

soymanella

Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.

by Ian October 6, 2004

shitdick

you have a penis shaped poo

Daniel Nicholls

by Ian April 9, 2003

natty

a national championship

I really hope our football team wins the natty this year.

by Ian May 13, 2005

werd

1. A word usually used when something to the favor of the speaker happens.
2. A general word used in no certain occasion.

1. Your comin down this weekend?!? Werd!
2. Werd.

by Ian October 9, 2004