Ian's definitions

Islamajew

A child who was produced from one Islamic parent and a Jewish parent.

1. Islamajews are weird people.

by Ian January 5, 2004

rip sack

To run really really fast. One's large strides rip one's large sack.

see also tear sack

"Dude, we've gotta be to the bookies in ten - rip sack."

"I had to rip sack to catch the bus."

by Ian January 30, 2004

Emoth

The combination of Emo and Goth. For those who hate being called either, or both. :P

Jaivaz is an emoth.

Anybody who paints their nails black is an emoth.

A lot of satanists are more than likely emoth.

by IaN September 25, 2004

shitdick

you have a penis shaped poo

Daniel Nicholls

by Ian April 9, 2003

cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

by ian September 26, 2007

Twang

V. To be hit or jabbed in the balls
N. The balls

U twanged my balls!
I hav an itch on my twang

by Ian April 8, 2003

zombie

To ejaculate in the face of a sexual partner, ideally across the eyes. This will invariably result in them stumbling around, arms outstretched, moaning incoherently. Just like a zombie.

She was pissing me off, so I pulled a zombie on the bitch.

by Ian January 30, 2005