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Coultergeist

An evil entity that wants to destroy America and hates us for our freedom.
The Coultergeist wants to destroy Democracy and turn America in to a Corporate Theocracy.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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Shoestring special

A tiny g sring
Did you see the shoestring special on that bird?
by Ian July 18, 2003
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tour

A 12-hour shift on an oil or gas drilling rig, usually from 12:00-12:00 or 6:00-6:00.
I spent a month offshore working the midnight tour and now my skin is pale as hell.
by Ian May 4, 2004
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world of werbo

Originates from the expression world of werbo, shortened to Werbo
Commonly used to describe a situation that is unfavourable.
It's roots are traced back to the legendary snooker player Bill Werbeniuk.
Jeez this traffic jam is a world of werbo.
by Ian February 10, 2004
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ejos

Short for eat-jack off-sleep
I:What are you doin' tonight? EJOS?
J: EJOJOJOEJOJOS
by Ian April 2, 2005
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Sextacular

Joelle+Ian=SEXTACULAR TO THE MAX
Joell+Ian=SEXTACULAR =)...............
by Ian February 1, 2005
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Uzbekistan

Country people have to look up when they here the name...

...independant since 1991 when the USSR broke up. Key towns include Tashkent (the capital), the fabled Samarkand (Samarqand) and Bukhara (Buxoro). Genghis Khan invaded the area and later it gave rise to it's own bloody thirsty conquerer and national hero Tarmerlane (Timur Lange).

Some tourists do go there, normally heading for Samarkand (Registan Square or 'Reggies Place', Bib Qanum Mosque, Ulug Beg's observatory), Bukhara (the 'Ark' fortress) and Khiva (or Xiva - one of the most complete medieval moslem towns in the world).

Mainly Sunni Moslem since the Arabs invaded before Genghis Khan and kicked out the Buddhists, Zoroastrians and Nestorian Christians. Some Russian Orthodox Christians still around. Generally peaceful these days apart from a few hardliner Commies and Islamists committing the odd misdeed. Maily Uzbeks, with a few Tajiks, Russians and a tiny number of Koreans (don't ask how they got there - last local reminant of Buddhism).

By the way, 'X' in Uzbek is 'Kh' and 'K' keeps getting replaced by 'Q' in their alphabet.
Uzbekistan - Uzbeki-where???
by Ian November 25, 2004
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