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donkey knob

a slang term refering to a male who has a large penis.
...look at `donkey knob` over there...he`s popular with all the ladies.
by Ian July 30, 2003
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aRtwoage

taken from games of pro evolution soccer, ahRtwoage is to press or hold down the R2 button the the controller to perform a drag round a player or other skill
aRtwoing
"oh nice bit of ahRtwoage round me there"
by ian September 16, 2004
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skinky

when a girl is so thin its stupid like skinny
that girl is skinky! she oughta go to macdonalds
by ian November 17, 2003
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And then i found 20 dollars

Dino: so this one time, me and my friend russel, you know my friend russel right?
by Ian October 12, 2004
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ejos

Short for eat-jack off-sleep
I:What are you doin' tonight? EJOS?
J: EJOJOJOEJOJOS
by Ian April 2, 2005
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Uzbekistan

Country people have to look up when they here the name...

...independant since 1991 when the USSR broke up. Key towns include Tashkent (the capital), the fabled Samarkand (Samarqand) and Bukhara (Buxoro). Genghis Khan invaded the area and later it gave rise to it's own bloody thirsty conquerer and national hero Tarmerlane (Timur Lange).

Some tourists do go there, normally heading for Samarkand (Registan Square or 'Reggies Place', Bib Qanum Mosque, Ulug Beg's observatory), Bukhara (the 'Ark' fortress) and Khiva (or Xiva - one of the most complete medieval moslem towns in the world).

Mainly Sunni Moslem since the Arabs invaded before Genghis Khan and kicked out the Buddhists, Zoroastrians and Nestorian Christians. Some Russian Orthodox Christians still around. Generally peaceful these days apart from a few hardliner Commies and Islamists committing the odd misdeed. Maily Uzbeks, with a few Tajiks, Russians and a tiny number of Koreans (don't ask how they got there - last local reminant of Buddhism).

By the way, 'X' in Uzbek is 'Kh' and 'K' keeps getting replaced by 'Q' in their alphabet.
Uzbekistan - Uzbeki-where???
by Ian November 25, 2004
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dudette

female form of dude. originated by people who thought that girls should have a version of dude. its been kind of lame to say dudette lately but was cool when you were like 10
instead of hey dude! to a guy, its hey dudette! to a girl. no one actually says that though
by ian August 30, 2004
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