Ian's definitions

studdet

a girl who attracts all the attention from all the guys around her
a girl that makes all the guys want her sexually

Damn! Look at that girl.......she's such a studdet!

by Ian February 10, 2005

cricket

fair play, also a boring sport

"thats just not cricket!!"
"ZZZzzzzzzz"

by ian November 17, 2003

cali

Cali, California. The big SoCal.

I went down to Cali for the summer.

by Ian March 31, 2004

Barnyarding

"Barnyarding" is a nice way of saying "bullshitting," which basically means lying about something in order to get a desired response or outcome.

"Seriously, no barnyarding, I'm telling the truth."

or

"All barnyarding aside, you're full of bullshit."

by Ian October 14, 2004

Over Shoulder Boulder Holder

A slang term for a bra

n/a

by Ian October 27, 2003

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.

Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.

by Ian December 7, 2004

Crystal Clutcher

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.

Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.

by Ian December 7, 2004