Ian's definitions

sausage knockers

Droopy breasts......tits that drop parallel like sausages hanging off a butchers rail.

Jaysus, did you see the sausage knockers on that 'aul one?

by Ian July 18, 2003

Lewisville

A boring city about 30 minutes north of Dallas, Tx. Population is around 90,000. The place where I live. The High School's football team won the state championship twice. If you've heard of this town, it's most likely because if the story where to kids killed their younger brother.

Damn, Lewisvile is boring.

by Ian February 5, 2005

britax

can be used as an alternative to safe to signify approval or acknowledgement or to refer to something as cool

Originates from the child seat manufacturers who have kept kids 'safe' for years

"Oi wayne, fancy goin' an' nickin' some burberry?" "Yeah britax"

Trev's argos jewellery is well britax

"Hows it goin' Imran" "Yeah, britax"

by ian April 4, 2005

scousers

the best people in the world..everyone else are wooly back gay asses :( (had ya mum :)

scousers are great and were not wooly backs gay asses :(

by ian January 23, 2004

shnoggy boogens

normally considered the answer to the question "whats goin on?" commonly preceeded by the word "eh"

-hey man hows it goin???

-eh, shnoggy boogens

by ian February 9, 2005

saddler

A stunning example of the female species, an attractive lady, a girl who will turn heads. Derived from the verb "saddle".

Was there many saddlers in the pub last night?

by Ian July 18, 2003

zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

by Ian March 15, 2003