Ian's definitions

cali

Cali, California. The big SoCal.

I went down to Cali for the summer.

by Ian March 31, 2004

Musturd

Kryptonite for Rake Yohn.

I hate fucking musturd.

by Ian November 21, 2003

hay ben

a word used to say hello when you talk to someone you know

hay ben, whats up, how you doin'

by ian November 1, 2004

aRtwoing

aRtwoage whilst in the act of performing an R2 move

"i am going to be aRtwoing it all round you this match"

by ian September 16, 2004

saddler

A stunning example of the female species, an attractive lady, a girl who will turn heads. Derived from the verb "saddle".

Was there many saddlers in the pub last night?

by Ian July 18, 2003

zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

by Ian March 15, 2003

harpos

a wonderful, wonderful word that is used to describe someone or something that is below the both the fiscal and social poverty line. generally associated with people who are categorized as white trash or anyone associated with the nascar or the appalachian mountains. this is an incredibly abstract concept and is not solely limited to such a defn. it is constantly changing as social or economic norms and status quos are determined, it is also not limited to white trashyness but other socio-economic derogative language that is based on ethnicity.

dale earnhart, rusty wallace, jeff foxworthy, anyone who drinks moonshine and or steel reserves, mullets, farmer tans and or trucker tans, line dancing, confederate flags, strom thurman, porch sitting, coon hunting, pork rinds, wal-mart, k-mart, super k-mart, trailer parks, incest, montanas, joe webb, big and rich, malt liquor in general, popov vodka, the word "pop" when refering to soda-pop, the states of kentucky, west virginia, nebraska, north dakota, south dakota, montana, iowa, idaho, alabama, georgia, texas, or any other state that is the midwest or associated with the bible belt, jesus is also harpos.

by ian July 24, 2008