bitchslap

To smack a punk with the basckside of ones hand

Kody would bitchslap Jayme if he hit whores.

by Ian February 08, 2003

snagglesnatch

A particularly nasty vagina that one suspects may have teeth. Pungent and deformed.

I could tell that slut had a snagglesnatch by the way her jeans made a crooked camel toe. Hold me.

by ian January 21, 2004

Sidewinder

the greatest map ever in the history of games. Comes from the game Halo 1. On this map, epic games are played, sometimes for 4 to 5 hours.

Players: Man, we started playing this round of capture the flag at 11pm, and we just finished, what time is it now?

Other players: Umm its 2076, theres no such thing as "time" anymore.

Players: Oh. Anyways you guys cheated I want a rematch.

by Ian February 21, 2005

harpos

a wonderful, wonderful word that is used to describe someone or something that is below the both the fiscal and social poverty line. generally associated with people who are categorized as white trash or anyone associated with the nascar or the appalachian mountains. this is an incredibly abstract concept and is not solely limited to such a defn. it is constantly changing as social or economic norms and status quos are determined, it is also not limited to white trashyness but other socio-economic derogative language that is based on ethnicity.

dale earnhart, rusty wallace, jeff foxworthy, anyone who drinks moonshine and or steel reserves, mullets, farmer tans and or trucker tans, line dancing, confederate flags, strom thurman, porch sitting, coon hunting, pork rinds, wal-mart, k-mart, super k-mart, trailer parks, incest, montanas, joe webb, big and rich, malt liquor in general, popov vodka, the word "pop" when refering to soda-pop, the states of kentucky, west virginia, nebraska, north dakota, south dakota, montana, iowa, idaho, alabama, georgia, texas, or any other state that is the midwest or associated with the bible belt, jesus is also harpos.

by ian July 24, 2008

pissrock

A large rock or boulder for pissing on, especially while camping or hiking.

*Note: Must be used more than once to qualify, but only for urinating, not any other bodily function.

"I gotta take a leak, but I can't find a toilet."

"Then go to the pissrock."

"Oh."

by Ian April 12, 2005

right on

a phrase use when you are not really paying attention to another person but don't want to give it away....

i went to the coolest country concert last night and dolly parton was rocking so hard her boots almost fell off......
right on.......

by ian May 06, 2004

n00bies

spawned from the world of online games and geek
a collection of new, bad and irritating "noobs"

i'm going to pwn j00 n00bies

by ian August 17, 2004