neopets

A popular online gaming site created by Adam Powell about five years ago. You start off by creating a neopet and taking care of it, and then you proceed to play games for neopoints, or the games form of currency. With these neopoints you can buy items such as paintbrushes to make your pets interesting colors or buy items for the battledome where your pets can challenge others. The game may seem rather kiddish, but many teens play the game just for fun, perhaps to rp their pets or chat with others. The game may seem pointless because there is no end, but if you have a lot of free time and a love for virtual pets sites, this one, by many, is considered to be the best.

If you say neopets sucks, I will personally annihalate you with every weapon in my possession.

by Ian December 22, 2003

Godwhack

Someone who has allowed the metaphysical and most hateful elements of religion to dominate their lives and thoughts, and feel compelled to impose their dogma upon the rest of society. Not all religious people are Godwhacks.

A group of godwhacks from Westboro Baptist Church demonstrated outside the funeral of Presbyterian minister Fred Rogers, because the host of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood never said bad things about homosexuals.

by Ian December 07, 2004

rip sack

To run really really fast. One's large strides rip one's large sack.

see also tear sack

"Dude, we've gotta be to the bookies in ten - rip sack."

"I had to rip sack to catch the bus."

by Ian January 30, 2004

Lakers

1.(n)Lakers are people who come to the finger lakes region of new york in the summertime and totally make the lives of those who live there year round hell. They are disrespectful, ignorant, and are mostly old and incapable of driving well.

1.Man, im sick of these Lakers coming up to Penn Yan and clogging the streets up.

by ian July 22, 2005

Boobies

A variety of bees (Apis mellifera) that produce milk.

One has to approach very cautiously when attempting to extract milk from unfamiliar boobies.

by Ian December 07, 2004

get-together

1. small party: what someone calls a party that they don't want a lot of people to come to.

2. gathering: a meeting or social gathering ( informal )

"are you having a party?" "nah just a few people over. it's just a little get-together."

by ian November 24, 2005

schlong

a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...

by Ian March 02, 2004