Ian's definitions

ranctious

when reffered to an object: sucks, adj.
when refereed to yourself: screwed, adj.

object version: You have to quote 100 lines of McBeth for schoool tommorrow? THat's ranctious
Personal Version: I'm so ranctious cause i didn't do my essay on Hamlet that's due today.

by Ian April 4, 2003

Rectal Rimmer

A sexual position. When a man and/or women pulls out their rectums in order for sexual pleasure. Men can often pull out their prostates and get some mad orgasms.

Yea Yea Bitch! Touch my fuckin prostate!

by ian May 13, 2005

Weapons of mass destruction

Owned only by those unstable enough to use them. See george w bush

Iraq has no weapons. The USA does.

by Ian January 31, 2004

strobes

boobs, tits

Man that chick has some bigass strobes. I wanna run it in between 'em.

Hey ho, show me dem strobes!

Damn foo, your bitch has got some lopsided-ass strobes.

by Ian June 16, 2003

crestal myth

a word used by one who is so fucked up that they can no longer correctly pronounce the name of the drug that they are on

Dude, this uhhhhhh ha ummmmm crrrrestal myth is the shiiiiit man!

by Ian July 4, 2003

Malb

1. An "inward" explosioin, i. e. an implosion.

2. opposite of blam.

MALB!! went the submarine.

by Ian June 25, 2003

Over Shoulder Boulder Holder

A slang term for a bra

n/a

by Ian October 27, 2003