Ian's definitions

NIA

Navy Issue Ass

This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.

The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.

"Man, that girl would be cute if she didn't have that NIA!"

"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."

"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."

by Ian December 3, 2005

Shoestring special

A tiny g sring

Did you see the shoestring special on that bird?

by Ian July 18, 2003

Frunk

A trunk on the front end of a mid- or rear-engined car.

I like Beetles and MR2s, because frunks are cool!

by Ian August 23, 2005

Coultergeist

An evil entity that wants to destroy America and hates us for our freedom.

The Coultergeist wants to destroy Democracy and turn America in to a Corporate Theocracy.

by Ian December 7, 2004

preppy

Someone who picks on "less popular" people in an effort to become more popular themselves.

That preppy just threw an open ketchup packet at that poor guy over there!

by ian May 21, 2004

sausage knockers

Droopy breasts......tits that drop parallel like sausages hanging off a butchers rail.

Jaysus, did you see the sausage knockers on that 'aul one?

by Ian July 18, 2003

scousers

the best people in the world..everyone else are wooly back gay asses :( (had ya mum :)

scousers are great and were not wooly backs gay asses :(

by ian January 23, 2004