Ian's definitions

suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.

"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."

by ian November 17, 2004

e-tones

mobile based forum that kicks ass :D

lets go hang out on e-tones!.....

by IAN January 4, 2005

finge theatre

Noun: The act of 'Fingeing' in a public place. See finge (verb).

Her parents came back early, so we had to resort to some finge theatre

by Ian December 16, 2004

fuck

Can be used as almost every word in a sentence.

Fuck the fucking fuckers!

by Ian October 12, 2006

Retro-mation

An animation style were the animator make his/her animated cartoon emulate silent films of the 1890s-1930s.Or the animated cartoon emulates old film stock from 1940s-1970s.Other forms of Retro-mation may also be made to have a grainy appearance to emulate the classic era of film in Hollywood from the 1930s-1960s. Not all Retro-mation needs to be in black and white but it adds a Nostalgic effect to the cartoon.
This style is very common in Flash Animation.

The Vaudeville cartoons are examples of Retro-mation

by ian May 13, 2005

VaporScare

A threat or conspiracy that either turns out to be bogus, or simply fails to materialize.

The administration's claim that terrorists would attack us using bomb-laden sparrows turned out to be just another VaporScare.

by Ian January 2, 2005

land shark

1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"

2.v. to become a land shark.

1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."

2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."

by ian November 17, 2004