Ian's definitions

e-tones

mobile based forum that kicks ass :D

lets go hang out on e-tones!.....

by IAN January 4, 2005

suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.

"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."

by ian November 17, 2004

studdet

a girl who attracts all the attention from all the guys around her
a girl that makes all the guys want her sexually

Damn! Look at that girl.......she's such a studdet!

by Ian February 10, 2005

Barnyarding

"Barnyarding" is a nice way of saying "bullshitting," which basically means lying about something in order to get a desired response or outcome.

"Seriously, no barnyarding, I'm telling the truth."

or

"All barnyarding aside, you're full of bullshit."

by Ian October 14, 2004

constipator

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.

by Ian January 13, 2005

cali

Cali, California. The big SoCal.

I went down to Cali for the summer.

by Ian March 31, 2004

wagina

how a drunkard pronounces the word "vagina"

damn im drunk and horny! i need me some wagina!

by Ian December 3, 2004