Ian's definitions

Whale Dork

The Penis of a Whale

John was jealous of the Whale Dork...

by Ian November 27, 2003

Musturd

Kryptonite for Rake Yohn.

I hate fucking musturd.

by Ian November 21, 2003

Chode

Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.

I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!

by Ian November 20, 2003

skinky

when a girl is so thin its stupid like skinny

that girl is skinky! she oughta go to macdonalds

by ian November 17, 2003

cricket

fair play, also a boring sport

"thats just not cricket!!"
"ZZZzzzzzzz"

by ian November 17, 2003

yolki polki

russian version of "BOLLOCKS!!"
like bollocks bu in russian
also means "christmas tree branches"

"aww yolki polki"
" oh no a yolki polki fell off the tree"

by ian November 17, 2003

Over Shoulder Boulder Holder

A slang term for a bra

n/a

by Ian October 27, 2003