zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

by Ian March 15, 2003

brightmore

Part of a family of stoners

Youngest stoner is Ian brightmore, Resident of the crown courts in grimsby

Brightmore! Come over here and neck some shotties!

by IaN October 05, 2004

dudette

female form of dude. originated by people who thought that girls should have a version of dude. its been kind of lame to say dudette lately but was cool when you were like 10

instead of hey dude! to a guy, its hey dudette! to a girl. no one actually says that though

by ian August 30, 2004

schlong

a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...

by Ian March 02, 2004

Chandabear

The Chandabear is a member of the softandcuddly family of panda bears... It likes poptarts as a treat on occasion.
The Chandabear loves to dance, this is what it is found doing most in the wild...
It lives way up north in Canada, inside Nova Scotia...

"I got hugged by a Chandabear today..." "Wow you're lucky!"

by Ian March 06, 2005

Coke Fiend

Someone who is addicted to cocaine.

That coke fiend just snorted 20 fat lines!

by Ian November 30, 2003

kanuxnewbie

Quite possibly one of the gayest things/people in the world.

oh my god, you are such a KanuxNewbie!

by Ian April 02, 2004