Ian's definitions

constipator

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.

by Ian January 13, 2005

suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.

"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."

by ian November 17, 2004

Jabroni

A job-less loser who frequents A4E in Birkenhead.

"Get a job you Jabroni."

"Shut up Carro"

by Ian April 13, 2005

britax

can be used as an alternative to safe to signify approval or acknowledgement or to refer to something as cool

Originates from the child seat manufacturers who have kept kids 'safe' for years

"Oi wayne, fancy goin' an' nickin' some burberry?" "Yeah britax"

Trev's argos jewellery is well britax

"Hows it goin' Imran" "Yeah, britax"

by ian April 4, 2005

club couple

A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.

These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.

Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.

At a restaurant:

club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"

clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."

The most awkward silence possible ensues.

by Ian March 14, 2006

fo shizzel

"fo shizzel" is a giant ant that eats us brothers

fo shizzel is eatin me yo

by ian January 21, 2004

Till

Only the Hottest Man on the face of the Planet. Till Lindemann is a very talented Singer of the German Industrial Band, Rammstein. No, "Du Hast" does NOT mean "You Hate", it means "You have". And no, the song is NOT about baking a cake. He is a Beautiful, and Talented man, who any woman would be lucky to get raped by. He is NOT a Nazi, and he does NOT worship satan, and he is NOT a Wife Beater, as the German tabloids claim he is.

"Wow, did you hear why Susie isn't at work?"
"No, why?"
"She saw Till Lindemann and fainted!"

by Ian January 11, 2004