Ian's definitions

TruthTella

The glue that holds ESPN together

Without TruthTella holding it down ESPN would fall apart

by Ian May 22, 2004

yayer

A cheerleader from Arkansas.

Overheard at the Arkansas Razorbacks game: "Hey Cleatus, lookit that hot yayer over there."

by Ian January 8, 2004

Chandabear

The Chandabear is a member of the softandcuddly family of panda bears... It likes poptarts as a treat on occasion.
The Chandabear loves to dance, this is what it is found doing most in the wild...
It lives way up north in Canada, inside Nova Scotia...

"I got hugged by a Chandabear today..." "Wow you're lucky!"

by Ian March 6, 2005

Coke Fiend

Someone who is addicted to cocaine.

That coke fiend just snorted 20 fat lines!

by Ian November 30, 2003

constipator

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.

by Ian January 13, 2005

Barnyarding

"Barnyarding" is a nice way of saying "bullshitting," which basically means lying about something in order to get a desired response or outcome.

"Seriously, no barnyarding, I'm telling the truth."

or

"All barnyarding aside, you're full of bullshit."

by Ian October 14, 2004

cricket

fair play, also a boring sport

"thats just not cricket!!"
"ZZZzzzzzzz"

by ian November 17, 2003