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aRtwoing

aRtwoage whilst in the act of performing an R2 move
"i am going to be aRtwoing it all round you this match"
by ian September 16, 2004
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constipator

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt
Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.
by Ian January 13, 2005
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Summer

a quirky girl whose beauty and spirit are only matched by her vivacious sex drive. she is always willing to have fun. black men love her curves....as well as every other horny guy on the face of the earth.

i want sum of summer
by ian January 26, 2005
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land shark

1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"

2.v. to become a land shark.
1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."

2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."
by ian November 17, 2004
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Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.
Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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Crystal Clutcher

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.
Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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Barnyarding

"Barnyarding" is a nice way of saying "bullshitting," which basically means lying about something in order to get a desired response or outcome.
"Seriously, no barnyarding, I'm telling the truth."

or

"All barnyarding aside, you're full of bullshit."
by Ian October 14, 2004
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