Ian's definitions

sqeekage

used in reference to sqeeking when something happens.

used in similarity to old days when they would say "u got some major tubage, dude"

U got some major sqeekage, dude

by Ian February 2, 2005

Junkistan

The word Junkistan means a double chined lady.

The JUNKISTAN was 10 years old.

by Ian July 16, 2004

Mexican Forklift

noun- A hand truck, dolly, or any number of manual conveyance methods with similar intent to a forklift, yet lacking internal combustion or electric automation. A cheap and entirely undeserved jab at the industrious nation of Mexico and its inhabitants\expatriots, yet ubiquitous nonetheless.

Bill slipped a disc trucking a xerox machine with the mexican forklift.

by Ian December 23, 2004

fizuk

Fuck, see wordFizuck/word

what teh fizuk j00 talkin bout?

by Ian June 2, 2003

OLO

Someone who is laughing too loud and accidently type OLO; or is a geek named Brad and uses it as a smiley face! Can also be used multiple times to show being stupid on purpose. See lamer

The Archer Ian: Hi!
Schala Zealz: OLOLOLOLOLOLO

The Archer Ian: Hey Brad did you see that really funny movie where this guy farted?
Kefka505: oLo;; Nope...

The Archer Ian: I farted on my cat who's allergic to farts!
UnusualGamer: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO ^^!!! XDXDXD

by Ian March 25, 2004

TruthTella

The glue that holds ESPN together

Without TruthTella holding it down ESPN would fall apart

by Ian May 22, 2004

Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne

In Cricket when a bowler is having a rather poor over, being hit for six or four every ball, ie smacked out of the ground. This is often refered to as being 'Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne'.
(Also used in computer game cricket game Brian Lara)

This saying comes from ex-footballer & ex-"manager" plus recovering alcoholic & wife beater Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, who used to hit Sheryl about a bit.

"Ah man three sixes & two fours off that over, you're being Smacked about like Sheryl Gascoigne!"

by Ian February 7, 2006