Ian's definitions

dookie

Poop, or a very good greenday album!

I gotta do a dookie

Im gonna listen to dookie

by Ian March 15, 2003

thacker (n.)

the act of a woman releasing cum from her asshole that was shot into her after butt fucking.
the cum with usually appear greenish-brownish-yellow.

dude, thackers are nasty.

by ian April 29, 2004

donald rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."

Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!

by Ian May 13, 2005

buckhaw

A warcry to some, a noble greeting for others, and furthermore a symbol of companionship. The Buckhaw is the ultimate word in language. It takes several forms, most notably the "violent buckhaw", the "noble buckhaw", the "whiny buckhaw" and the "standard buckhaw".

*Seconds before two friends begin to talk to each other, one extends a "whiny buckhaw". The friend, upon receiving this common greeting, responds with a moderately violent buckhaw*
Friend 1: Mmmmm Buckhaw!
Friend 2: BUCKHAW! Sup?

by Ian October 31, 2004

Penzomeester

The white substance that oozes from the bellybutton of a pregnant corpse as you mount and thrust it.

"I was pounding away and penzomeester was just oozing everywhere."

by Ian December 15, 2003

Chode

Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.

I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!

by Ian November 20, 2003

half cut

Being fairly buzzed, but not quite drunk.

I was only half cut so I was able to get away from the cops. I can't feel my penis.

by Ian January 20, 2004