shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 15, 2006

skinky

when a girl is so thin its stupid like skinny

that girl is skinky! she oughta go to macdonalds

by ian November 17, 2003

TOTR

Acronym- Top of the Range

What did you think of that bird?
TOTR !

by Ian July 18, 2003

Stention lead

Exstension lead

I more like need a stention lead to charge my cordless torch.

by Ian April 10, 2003

suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.

"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."

by ian November 18, 2004

soymanella

Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.

by Ian October 06, 2004

Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 07, 2004