Ian's definitions
Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.
by ian January 21, 2004
Get the sweater kittensmug. 
by IAN April 13, 2004
Get the queerbaitesmug. Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.
by ian January 21, 2004
Get the curtainsmug. An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.
Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
by Ian December 9, 2004
Get the Main-sequence Empiremug. by Ian April 8, 2003
Get the Twangmug. and expression of extremem surpise and excitment. usually associated with something bad, but can also apply to positive happenings.
by ian February 9, 2005
Get the holy moomug.