Ian's definitions

chunkmonkey

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.

Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.

by Ian February 14, 2005

evil genius

Trazen dude See Trazen or dude

Trazen, or some other reference to this awesome guy

by Ian March 8, 2005

fit shaced

Extremely shit faced, so shit faced that you can't even say shit faced.

I'mmmm rreaa...lly fit...shhhhhhaced.

by Ian March 5, 2003

Chode

Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.

I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!

by Ian November 20, 2003

tossle

A mans penis, sometimes use for masterbation.

Jason went to work on his tossle until it puked love gravey on the pages of my new magazine

by Ian March 21, 2005

Arabian Sand Goggles

Placing ones testicles over the eye-lids of another.

Ian proceeded to shade the sun from Jason's eyes by giving him the Arabian sand Goggles

by Ian March 11, 2004

yolki polki

russian version of "BOLLOCKS!!"
like bollocks bu in russian
also means "christmas tree branches"

"aww yolki polki"
" oh no a yolki polki fell off the tree"

by ian November 17, 2003