Definitions by Iam not Elmer Fudd

Toowoomba 

God's waiting room. It even has 2 airports. Ones called Brisbane west. Brisbane is situated over 109 kilometres away.

I landed at one of toowoomba's airports. Brisbane west. It's 100 kilometres away from Brisbane. It's a landing zone for God's waiting room in Toowoomba.

Toowoomba by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020

Will Wheaton 

Will Wheaton is an annoying actor from the big bang theory and star trek.

This is the hairy gorilla will Wheaton.

Will Wheaton by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020

Trekkers 

A trekker puts on a backpack, and hikes. A star trek trekker doesn't. His favourite song is 'where no man has gone before.' Sounds like a feminist movement song. He prefers alien culture (Vulcan and Klingon) to his own. And he believes the star trek tv show is 'real.' Neil Armstrong made it to the moon. Zefram Cochrane didn't. Neither did William Shatner. William Shatner is an actor, not a astronaut. Like the other actors get paid to appear at conventions. Trekkers don't like Trekkies, because they're too hardcore. A Trekkie will ask how big are those photon torpodoes? They're 4 foot long and made of wood, an actor replied.

'You speak Klingon, well for a terran.'
'Yes,' said the trekkers.

Trekkers by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020

Worf 

A star trek fictional character. He likes prune juice, and never drinks alcohol directly from the barrel.

This is Mr woof. His real name is Worf. He never smiles

Worf by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020

Satan 

Satan didn't like Bob Ross taking his name in vain and saying beat the devil out of it. Unfortunately Bob Ross's hair, means Satan can never find him.

Satan like the serial masturbator he is, takes his dick out, looks down at it and says I'll beat the Jesus out of it.

Satan by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020

Nun fucking 

Nun fucking says what it means.

We broken into the nunnery last night, fucked all the nuns. Hillbillies love nun fucking. We broken into the nunnery last night, and fucked all the nuns. The church locked it's doors when they saw me coming.

Nun fucking by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020

Kevin Rudd 

Kevin Rudd the Elmer Fudd lookalike, who likes to steal other people's policies. A person who believes no one should go to jail, expect the aborigines. Wanna commit a crime and not go to prison, speak to Elmer

Kevin Rudd : Send that waitress to prison for not making the sandwich MY WAY!
Hey, not him! Adolf Hitler is in my faction!

Kevin Rudd by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020