IaN's definitions

nirgin

a person who has had sex.

All those girls over there are nirgins.

by Ian December 25, 2004

wala wala

a penius with hair in the tip

i was giving my boyfriend head but he had a very hairy wala wala.

by ian February 5, 2004

soymanella

Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.

by Ian October 6, 2004

shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 17, 2006

zombie

To ejaculate in the face of a sexual partner, ideally across the eyes. This will invariably result in them stumbling around, arms outstretched, moaning incoherently. Just like a zombie.

She was pissing me off, so I pulled a zombie on the bitch.

by Ian January 30, 2005

cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

by ian September 26, 2007

Gangsta

Utter dickhead.

Fo sho is gangsta for "ive forgotten how to speak english"

by Ian January 26, 2004