Goatwhacked

The dangerous state of being so enthralled by a story about a goat that you don't care if your country is under attack by terrorists.

The President was so Goatwhacked that he tripled the amount of time Al Queda had to carry out their attack.

by Ian December 07, 2004

wala wala

a penius with hair in the tip

i was giving my boyfriend head but he had a very hairy wala wala.

by ian February 05, 2004

do'h

Used in annoyance or in a moment when you do something stupid

-thinking- dont say revenge, dont say revenge -speaking- Umm... revenge! -pauses for a moment- Do'H!

by Ian December 13, 2003

Angelus

Latin for Angel; Vampire with the "Angelic" face; Meanest vampire of all times; Soulless SOB; Cruel bastard epecialized in torture; Mastermind in the art of murder.

For example see slayerverse

by Ian July 10, 2004

holy moo

and expression of extremem surpise and excitment. usually associated with something bad, but can also apply to positive happenings.

someone has just said something really really really stupid

"HOLY MOO!"

by ian February 09, 2005

white wee wee

Sticky man piss
jizm
cum
spunk

Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
John loves the cock.
wa w'wa wa White wee wee

by Ian September 07, 2003

schwing

When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...

-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!

by Ian March 02, 2004