IAN's definitions

schlong

a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...

by Ian March 2, 2004

fro

a declaration of saying hello or hi or hey

fro! sup?

by Ian April 4, 2003

downtown

When you throw any object into the low slung ho's tank top

*after the throw* "Oh yeah! From downtown!"

by Ian January 20, 2004

Coke Fiend

Someone who is addicted to cocaine.

That coke fiend just snorted 20 fat lines!

by Ian November 30, 2003

yayer

A cheerleader from Arkansas.

Overheard at the Arkansas Razorbacks game: "Hey Cleatus, lookit that hot yayer over there."

by Ian January 8, 2004

Chandabear

The Chandabear is a member of the softandcuddly family of panda bears... It likes poptarts as a treat on occasion.
The Chandabear loves to dance, this is what it is found doing most in the wild...
It lives way up north in Canada, inside Nova Scotia...

"I got hugged by a Chandabear today..." "Wow you're lucky!"

by Ian March 6, 2005

open house

1. party: a party that whoever wants to come is allowed to. an optimistic idea, but not always a smart one.

2. ready hospitality: a situation or occasion when visitors are welcome at any time

3. school visiting day: a day on which an institution such as a school or college is open to the public for visitors to view aspects of its work and activities

4. viewing period before sale: a period of time during which a house or an apartment that is for sale is open to the public for viewing

5. house open to viewing: a house or apartment that is open to be viewed by the public before sale

"dude, mike's having an open house tonight" "oh man, so many people are gonna go"

by ian November 27, 2005