IAN's definitions
To ejaculate in the face of a sexual partner, ideally across the eyes. This will invariably result in them stumbling around, arms outstretched, moaning incoherently. Just like a zombie.
by Ian January 30, 2005
Get the zombiemug. Jaivaz is an emoth.
Anybody who paints their nails black is an emoth.
A lot of satanists are more than likely emoth.
Anybody who paints their nails black is an emoth.
A lot of satanists are more than likely emoth.
by IaN September 25, 2004
Get the Emothmug. Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.
HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.
SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.
SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.
by ian September 26, 2007
Get the cross town trafficmug. a wonderful, wonderful word that is used to describe someone or something that is below the both the fiscal and social poverty line. generally associated with people who are categorized as white trash or anyone associated with the nascar or the appalachian mountains. this is an incredibly abstract concept and is not solely limited to such a defn. it is constantly changing as social or economic norms and status quos are determined, it is also not limited to white trashyness but other socio-economic derogative language that is based on ethnicity.
dale earnhart, rusty wallace, jeff foxworthy, anyone who drinks moonshine and or steel reserves, mullets, farmer tans and or trucker tans, line dancing, confederate flags, strom thurman, porch sitting, coon hunting, pork rinds, wal-mart, k-mart, super k-mart, trailer parks, incest, montanas, joe webb, big and rich, malt liquor in general, popov vodka, the word "pop" when refering to soda-pop, the states of kentucky, west virginia, nebraska, north dakota, south dakota, montana, iowa, idaho, alabama, georgia, texas, or any other state that is the midwest or associated with the bible belt, jesus is also harpos.
by ian July 24, 2008
Get the harposmug. A large rock or boulder for pissing on, especially while camping or hiking.
*Note: Must be used more than once to qualify, but only for urinating, not any other bodily function.
*Note: Must be used more than once to qualify, but only for urinating, not any other bodily function.
by Ian April 12, 2005
Get the pissrockmug. One who is paralyzed and ineffectual, usually with fear or anxiety, at a time of crisis or danger. Refers to the tendency of a deer to freeze and stare at an oncoming car, resulting in death and disaster.
The President just sat there reading My Pet Goat,like Bambi caught in the headlights, and the terrorists tripled the amount of time they had to attack America.
by Ian December 7, 2004
Get the Bambimug. 1. small party: what someone calls a party that they don't want a lot of people to come to.
2. gathering: a meeting or social gathering ( informal )
2. gathering: a meeting or social gathering ( informal )
by ian November 27, 2005
Get the get-togethermug.