Definitions by IAN
Stoned Slackers
Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.
Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.
Stoned Slackers by Ian December 7, 2004
Clarence Cola
"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.
Clarence Cola by Ian December 7, 2004
Killer Boobies
A variety of bees (Apis mellifera maximus) that produce milk, but have been bred to be more aggressive than regular boobies.
Those are some killer boobies-- you'd better be careful or you're going to get hurt if you try to handle them.
Killer Boobies by Ian December 7, 2004
Bushslap
Workers Lear Seigler Services Incorporated in North Carolina, a company that repairs huge gas-guzzling Hummers, were just Bushslapped with a massive layoff on the day they were supposed to get Christmas bonuses.
He was a proud Republican, until he was Bushslapped back into the army fifteen years after he'd retired from service.
After her husband was killed in Iraq, she felt Bushslapped when she saw the pResident making a joke about looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction under his office desk.
He was a proud Republican, until he was Bushslapped back into the army fifteen years after he'd retired from service.
After her husband was killed in Iraq, she felt Bushslapped when she saw the pResident making a joke about looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction under his office desk.
Breath of Fresh Ass
phrase: appropriate for referring to either a.) a recent conquest in which a new partner was involved or b.) someone walking by with a fantastic ass.
a.) George, let me tell ya... Last night I had the best breath of fresh ass.
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)
Breath of Fresh Ass by Ian December 1, 2004
Nose Bong
term I first herd used by Matt Hoffman a Nose Bone is a term BMS's use when banging the front wheel of their bike into whatever surface they were heading for with not so great results i.e broken/bent wheel or body parts faceing the wrong direction