IAN's definitions

Fiesta

When a woman vomits, and, holding the vomit in her mouth, performs oral sex on a man.

"As Sally fiestaed me, I held back my own puke from the smell of hers

by Ian October 8, 2003

Shtollianus

the situation of where finds himself having to take a crap or take a piss.

brb, shtoolianus has overcome my senses.

by Ian April 4, 2003

snagglesnatch

A particularly nasty vagina that one suspects may have teeth. Pungent and deformed.

I could tell that slut had a snagglesnatch by the way her jeans made a crooked camel toe. Hold me.

by ian January 21, 2004

sour cream sandwich

when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.

i like sourcream sandwiches .............................. a lot

by ian January 21, 2005

Illyria

Demon from "The Old Ones"; Ruler of her own dimension, now force to live in a shell Winifred "Fred" Burckle; Weird...But Cool!!!

"I wish to do more violence" - Not Fade Away

by Ian July 10, 2004

god damn

plea for god to damn someone or something.

god damn theresa for being a butthole.

by ian May 13, 2005

weed

A green plant god put on the earth for me and you.

Grow buy role smoke enjoy.

by Ian February 2, 2005