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Inside Joke

Something that only a particular friend group or select few would understand.

"...I don't get it" "It's an inside joke. You just had to be there"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Despawn

To vanish or disappear without a trace. Can apply to both people and objects.

"Are you sure you didn't leave your phone at the party?"

"100 percent. I had it on me the whole time and remember leaving with it."

"Must've despawned on the way home then."

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Tiktard

Anyone addicted to TikTok, but often teenagers or young adults with room temperature IQs. Can also refer to a TikTok user who post clickbait or cringey content in hopes of becoming "TikTok famous."

"Things about my *insert generic object here* that just make sense! Bing bong!" "Can you quit acting like a Tiktard? It's getting old!"

"You've been staring at your phone for two hours now. So either stop watching TikToks and talk to us or go the fuck home, Tiktard!"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

TikTok

CCP owned spyware disguised as social media for low IQ individuals. It's full of thirsty teenagers, clickbait, and otherwise cringey content. Catchy or even half decent songs end up there just to die. If cancer had an app form, TikTok would be it. At least it seems to be keeping most Tiktards off of other social media networks.

"OMG I love TikTok. Why don't you have it?". "I deleted that shit shortly after downloading it. Easily one of the biggest cesspools on the internet"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Despawn

To vanish or disappear without a trace.

"Are you sure you didn't leave your phone at the party?"

"I had it on me the whole time and remember leaving with it. It had to have despawned on the way home."

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

New Lenox

A small town located in the middle of a cornfield somewhere in bumblefuck illinois southwest of Chicago. Consist mostly of rich white people who have nothing better to do other stare at their iPads and consume drugs. Common pastimes include watching the corn grow and fucking in the cornfields.

The best thing about New Lenox is .... Oh wait never mind. This place sucks.

by I like cheez-it January 29, 2018

Bike

1). A two wheeled, self balancing, human powered ATV. Used for commuting, exercise, or leisure. Short for bicycle.

2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.

3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.

1) "Let's ride our bikes to McDonald's then check out that new park before meeting back at Jake's house!"

2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"

3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022