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FauxPro

A generic video camera similar to a GoPro but a lot cheaper. Often a Chinese knock-off purchased from eBay or Amazon
Guy1 "Hey man is that a GoPro ?"

Guy2 "No, it's a FauxPro. The real one was too overpriced . "

Guy1" oh I see. Does it work at least?"

Guy2"yeah it's pretty much the same thing as the real one"

Guy 1 "oh. Cool. I might have to get one then"
by I like cheez-it May 25, 2018
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New Lenox

A small town located in the middle of a cornfield somewhere in bumblefuck illinois southwest of Chicago. Consist mostly of rich white people who have nothing better to do other stare at their iPads and consume drugs. Common pastimes include watching the corn grow and fucking in the cornfields.
The best thing about New Lenox is .... Oh wait never mind. This place sucks.
by I like cheez-it January 29, 2018
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Zoom University

When most, if not all, of your classes take place online while predominantly relying on the video conferencing platform Zoom. We can all thank Covid-19 for this mess.
“Dude I barely learn anything with online classes and half of my professors don’t even know what they’re doing. Zoom University is a joke.”

“Agreed. If I knew all of my classes would be forced to go online again at the last minute I would’ve stayed home this fall. I’m tired of this Zoom University shit and can’t wait for everything to be normal again.”
by I like cheez-it September 15, 2020
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Ope

An interjection used by Midwesterners to express surprise. Can also be used to acknowledge another person or thing.

“Ope” is pronounced similar to “up”, which can often lead to confusion with non-midwesterners.
“Ope! Sorry I bumped into you. Can I squeeze by real quick?”

“Ope, dropped the ranch!”
Holy shit that car just ran the red light!” “Ope, the cops are already after him!”
by I like cheez-it September 15, 2020
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Despawn

"Are you sure you didn't leave your phone at the party?"

"I had it on me the whole time and remember leaving with it. It had to have despawned on the way home."
by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022
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Despawn

To vanish or disappear without a trace. Can apply to both people and objects.
"Are you sure you didn't leave your phone at the party?"

"100 percent. I had it on me the whole time and remember leaving with it."

"Must've despawned on the way home then."
by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022
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Booze Cruise

To drive drunk. Often returning home from a party or other social gathering or to buy more booze.
"Are you sure you want to be designated driver tonight? We could also walk since the bar's only a mile away." "Of course! You know I'm the best booze cruiser in the group!"

"Bro we're almost out of liquor and it's only 10:30!" "Then let's go for a quick booze cruise and get some more!"
by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022
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