Zoom University

When most, if not all, of your classes take place online while predominantly relying on the video conferencing platform Zoom. We can all thank Covid-19 for this mess.
“Dude I barely learn anything with online classes and half of my professors don’t even know what they’re doing. Zoom University is a joke.”

“Agreed. If I knew all of my classes would be forced to go online again at the last minute I would’ve stayed home this fall. I’m tired of this Zoom University shit and can’t wait for everything to be normal again.”
by I like cheez-it September 16, 2020
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FauxPro

A generic video camera similar to a GoPro but a lot cheaper. Often a Chinese knock-off purchased from eBay or Amazon
Guy1 "Hey man is that a GoPro ?"

Guy2 "No, it's a FauxPro. The real one was too overpriced . "

Guy1" oh I see. Does it work at least?"

Guy2"yeah it's pretty much the same thing as the real one"

Guy 1 "oh. Cool. I might have to get one then"
by I like cheez-it April 12, 2018
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Bike

1). A two wheeled, self balancing, human powered ATV. Used for commuting, exercise, or leisure. Short for bicycle.

2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.

3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.
1) "Let's ride our bikes to McDonald's then check out that new park before meeting back at Jake's house!"

2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"

3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022
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TikTok

CCP owned spyware disguised as social media for low IQ individuals. It's full of thirsty teenagers, clickbait, and otherwise cringey content. Catchy or even half decent songs end up there just to die. If cancer had an app form, TikTok would be it. At least it seems to be keeping most Tiktards off of other social media networks.
"OMG I love TikTok. Why don't you have it?". "I deleted that shit shortly after downloading it. Easily one of the biggest cesspools on the internet"
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022
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Inside Joke

Something that only a particular friend group or select few would understand.
"...I don't get it" "It's an inside joke. You just had to be there"
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022
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Tiktard

Anyone addicted to TikTok, but often teenagers or young adults with room temperature IQs. Can also refer to a TikTok user who post clickbait or cringey content in hopes of becoming "TikTok famous."
"Things about my *insert generic object here* that just make sense! Bing bong!" "Can you quit acting like a Tiktard? It's getting old!"

"You've been staring at your phone for two hours now. So either stop watching TikToks and talk to us or go the fuck home, Tiktard!"
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022
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Booze Cruise

To drive drunk. Often returning home from a party or other social gathering or to buy more booze.
"Are you sure you want to be designated driver tonight? We could also walk since the bar's only a mile away." "Of course! You know I'm the best booze cruiser in the group!"

"Bro we're almost out of liquor and it's only 10:30!" "Then let's go for a quick booze cruise and get some more!"
by I like cheez-it June 27, 2022
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