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TikTok

CCP owned spyware disguised as social media for low IQ individuals. It's full of thirsty teenagers, clickbait, and otherwise cringey content. Catchy or even half decent songs end up there just to die. If cancer had an app form, TikTok would be it. At least it seems to be keeping most Tiktards off of other social media networks.

"OMG I love TikTok. Why don't you have it?". "I deleted that shit shortly after downloading it. Easily one of the biggest cesspools on the internet"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Tiktard

Anyone addicted to TikTok, but often teenagers or young adults with room temperature IQs. Can also refer to a TikTok user who post clickbait or cringey content in hopes of becoming "TikTok famous."

"Things about my *insert generic object here* that just make sense! Bing bong!" "Can you quit acting like a Tiktard? It's getting old!"

"You've been staring at your phone for two hours now. So either stop watching TikToks and talk to us or go the fuck home, Tiktard!"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Inside Joke

Something that only a particular friend group or select few would understand.

"...I don't get it" "It's an inside joke. You just had to be there"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Bike

1). A two wheeled, self balancing, human powered ATV. Used for commuting, exercise, or leisure. Short for bicycle.

2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.

3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.

1) "Let's ride our bikes to McDonald's then check out that new park before meeting back at Jake's house!"

2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"

3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Shoelace Express

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.

2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.

"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"

"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Booze Cruise

To drive drunk. Often returning home from a party or other social gathering or to buy more booze.

"Are you sure you want to be designated driver tonight? We could also walk since the bar's only a mile away." "Of course! You know I'm the best booze cruiser in the group!"

"Bro we're almost out of liquor and it's only 10:30!" "Then let's go for a quick booze cruise and get some more!"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Despawn

To vanish or disappear without a trace. Can apply to both people and objects.

"Are you sure you didn't leave your phone at the party?"

"100 percent. I had it on me the whole time and remember leaving with it."

"Must've despawned on the way home then."

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022