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a term used by critics to describe the wanky clone and chumpy bands that came on the wave of the "alternative" rock jeremiad that arrived after good bands like the Cure and Nirvana scored big hits. The "duh" refers to the fact that those bands are wussy, derivative and stupid to the max. In every genre you have the superstars and then there are the zeroes who ride on the talented groups' coattails.
1. In a CD listening booth I checked out the new releases. I heard a wussy British band doing a song about "boys and girls...", it had a synthesizer pulsing beat ripped off from "Fashion" by David Bowie. The rest of the tracks were utter crap. This alterna-duh album was by Blur.
2. The music critic in the local independent paper referred to the Primitive Radio Gods as an "alterna-duh" band.
2. The music critic in the local independent paper referred to the Primitive Radio Gods as an "alterna-duh" band.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 21, 2009
Get the alterna-duh mug.1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.
2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.
3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.
4. a slang word for a male's penis.
2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.
3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.
4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.
2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.
3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1
AHHHHHHHHHH"
- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs
4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.
3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1
AHHHHHHHHHH"
- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs
4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 19, 2009
Get the ding dong mug.a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008
Get the blitzed on the bird mug.an Orwellian TV "news" network owned by sensationophile Rupert Murdock. They spew biased "conservative" reports, politically biased claptrap and cutesy-wutesy reports as well as "instant live reports" on so-called celebrities as a way of providing a narcotic for the masses.
I was having breakfast in a hotel lounge in Owensboro, Kentucky last year and the big-screen TV was tuned to FOX News. There was a "Special Report" - Paris Hilton had just been released from the slammer. Whoopie-fucking-doo. People in the lounge were muttering like a bunch of gibbon monkeys: "Paris Hilton, yeah. Nadder nadder nadder..." The hosers that pretended to be news reporters - a middle-age bimbo with a real bad bleach blonde hair job, crossing her legs and wearing makeup smeared on her face, along with two male shallow pinheads with their conformist hairdos and dark blue suits just would not STFU. I wish I had a revolver with me - I would've shot the fucking TV, shattering the screen into shards, you know - like Elvis is known for doing sometimes. TV news today is just unbelievably dumb and full of shit, but the (F)ucking (O)bnoxious (X)enophobe network is probably the worst. Everybody, rise up, gather round, watch some FOX News and become a mindless droid. Never mind thinking for yourself, we'll give you your beliefs for you! Here's the shit. Come and get it!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 10, 2008
Get the FOX News mug.Quite simply, it's having sexual activity with someone, anyone when you just KNOW Armegeddon is arriving, and I mean really FAST.
1. In the comedy movie "Spies Like Us", 2 stumblebum agents played by Chevy Chase and Dan Ackroyd along with a female agent also hired by the U.S. military (Dan's real-life wife Donna Dixon) tangle with a Soviet Army team at a Soviet ICBM launch team. In the process the nuclear missile gets launched by mistake. Everyone there whether they be from the U.S.A. or the U.S.S.R thinks that this error will spark the nuclear suicide of planet Earth so everyone decides to have apocalypse sex when the end comes. Dan motions for Donna to enter his tent nearby, she smiles and joins him. Chevy Chase gestures for a female Russkie beauty to be his death partner, she joins him. The remaining 2 in the group are both Russian men - one grins like a child. Yeah I know - a dopey old homophobic joke about foreigners - hyuk hyuk. The ICBM malfunctions in the sky anyway.
2. The Tears For Fears song "Famous Last Words" is about a romantic couple being together when nuclear doomsday is imminant. The song doesn't say if the two are having apocalypse sex, however.
3. Apocalypse sex is what happens when two lovers hold on each other tight at the end of the world. On the other hand, on an episode of M*A*S*H*, a TV show set during the Korean War, Dr. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce and Major "Hot Lips" Hoolahan, who normally can't stand each other, are trapped in a shelter during intense bombing and they have a sort of "apocalypse sex" because they fear they won't survive the night's shelling.
2. The Tears For Fears song "Famous Last Words" is about a romantic couple being together when nuclear doomsday is imminant. The song doesn't say if the two are having apocalypse sex, however.
3. Apocalypse sex is what happens when two lovers hold on each other tight at the end of the world. On the other hand, on an episode of M*A*S*H*, a TV show set during the Korean War, Dr. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce and Major "Hot Lips" Hoolahan, who normally can't stand each other, are trapped in a shelter during intense bombing and they have a sort of "apocalypse sex" because they fear they won't survive the night's shelling.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 2, 2011
Get the apocalypse sex mug.tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.
Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 6, 2009
Get the crotch job mug.a pseudo-white soul pop-rock band that formed in San Francisco in 1979. They haved scored several hits around the world. They have hit the top of the charts in America three times, as well as elsewhere. Their hits include "The Power of Love", "If This Is It" and "Stuck With You". Their excellent harmonies rank with those of the Beach Boys and Def Leppard. That's good!
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