Definitions by I Saw U2 Live Twice
a crapella
1. when a person has the music on his/her player and the volume is at the maximum and that person is "singing" along to it LOUDLY and sounds absolutely horrible.
2. when a vocal group sings a capella and totlly sounds like shit.
2. when a vocal group sings a capella and totlly sounds like shit.
1. my roomate Billy was outside our apartment on the steps during the evening. He was listening to a Heart album at max volume. As if that weren't enough he SANG along loudly to the loud music and it was so gawdawful bad the dogs down the block were all howling. I was inside watching cable TV and I had to turn it up. I still could hear his a crapella keening. YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
2. Billy was listening to Tschovsky's "1812 Overture" in the next room at - you guessed it - max volume. No lyrics here ment no a crapella this time around. Alright!
3. A relative of mine wanted to see Billy Graham at the stadium and asked me to go with him. I said OK. We went on a Wednesday night. I wished we could've gone the next evening but he didn't have the time off. So instead of seeing Johnny and June Carter Cash as the musical guests we had stomach this wimpymilquetoast a crapella group called 4HIM. Too pedestrian, too "adult contemporary", too "clean", just plain nauseating. Yeeeccchhh.
4. Huey Lewis and the News sometimes do do-wop and all 3 times I've seen them live they've done an a capella number or two. Take 6 is a good harmony group also. No a crapella here.
2. Billy was listening to Tschovsky's "1812 Overture" in the next room at - you guessed it - max volume. No lyrics here ment no a crapella this time around. Alright!
3. A relative of mine wanted to see Billy Graham at the stadium and asked me to go with him. I said OK. We went on a Wednesday night. I wished we could've gone the next evening but he didn't have the time off. So instead of seeing Johnny and June Carter Cash as the musical guests we had stomach this wimpymilquetoast a crapella group called 4HIM. Too pedestrian, too "adult contemporary", too "clean", just plain nauseating. Yeeeccchhh.
4. Huey Lewis and the News sometimes do do-wop and all 3 times I've seen them live they've done an a capella number or two. Take 6 is a good harmony group also. No a crapella here.
a crapella by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 24, 2010
Nero Complex
1. someone who likes to address an audience but wants EVERYONE to cheer and praise him no matter what he says or does. A big time megalomaniac.
2. someone who is away and is negligent about pressing matters, issues and emergencies that demand IMMEDIATE attention right fucking NOW!
3. a person, especially one in an authority position, who is extremely cruel, selfish and vain. A complete pompous ass. The Emperor Nero of the Roman Empire killed his mother, his wife and his cohorts.
2. someone who is away and is negligent about pressing matters, issues and emergencies that demand IMMEDIATE attention right fucking NOW!
3. a person, especially one in an authority position, who is extremely cruel, selfish and vain. A complete pompous ass. The Emperor Nero of the Roman Empire killed his mother, his wife and his cohorts.
1, In 2004 George W. Bush gave a commenment speech at the Ohio State University. Graduates who turned their backs in protest against the Iraq War and other crimes were arrested, along with peaceful demonstrators outside. The audience was "encouraged" to give Bush a "thunderous" standing O. Emperor Nero wanted to be known as a theater actor, singer, lyre player, chariot racer and more and he always bullied the judges and crowds to cheer and favor him. From this we get the Nero Complex.
2. So many disasters occured in the sucky Aughts decade. When Hurricane Katrina hit the stupidity and corruption and incompetence was so unbelievably horrid. Kayne West made his famous statement and many others said that Dubya "fiddled while Rome burned", meaning he did zilch while New Orleans and surrounding areas needed help NOW.
3. History shows that there's been many more people with a Nero Complex. Besides George W. Bush there are Mobutu Sese Seko, Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Chairman Mao, Slobodan Milosevic, Idi Amin, The Grand Turkman, and other arrogant turds.
2. So many disasters occured in the sucky Aughts decade. When Hurricane Katrina hit the stupidity and corruption and incompetence was so unbelievably horrid. Kayne West made his famous statement and many others said that Dubya "fiddled while Rome burned", meaning he did zilch while New Orleans and surrounding areas needed help NOW.
3. History shows that there's been many more people with a Nero Complex. Besides George W. Bush there are Mobutu Sese Seko, Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Chairman Mao, Slobodan Milosevic, Idi Amin, The Grand Turkman, and other arrogant turds.
Nero Complex by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 24, 2010
marijuana minute
when you smoke grass you feel very relaxed, distances seem to be shorter making places and objects seem closer to you than they really are. Also, perception of time is distorted - a span of a few minutes may seem to last for more than an hour or so. But you're feeling so calm and serene you don't really care. One minute under the influence of Mary Jane is a marijuana minute.
At the Pink Floyd concert there was some maximum pot smoking. Jeffrey pulled out a fairly large reefer. Me and him took turns toking. The band kicked into the psychedelic warhorse "Astronomy Domine" which is best described as sounding like "rock'n'rollStar Trek". WOW!
That song ran for about 4 minutes or so but it seemed to last more like around 40 minutes to me. That's marijuana minutes for you.
That song ran for about 4 minutes or so but it seemed to last more like around 40 minutes to me. That's marijuana minutes for you.
marijuana minute by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 10, 2010
brain bucket
Northern California slang word for a helmet, often of the old military "steel pot" variety. It's worn by the neo-Nazis in the area.
Neo-Nazis and other wing nut types sometimes congregate and hold rallies in NoCal, or the Pacific Northwestern states to promote their hateful agenda. Some of them wear Klan Klown Konehead sheets, some wear brain buckets, some wear camies, some wear swastikas or other fascist insignia. It's funny that the helmets are called "brain buckets" because there's no brains in the thick heads underneath them, just piles of shit!
brain bucket by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 11, 2010
Radio Ga-Ga
1. really infantile, stupid, banal, dumbed down and insulting to the intelligence radio format, music and DJ commentary. The DJ is often a chatterbox cretin who spouts out drivel that amounts to next to nothing and the music played is so idiotic and annoying you want to smash your radio.
2. a 1984 hit song by the band Queen. It's a kind-of protest against the moronic content of radio broadcasting. It hit #1 in Holland and Sweden, #2 in the UK and Top 15 in the U.S.A.
2. a 1984 hit song by the band Queen. It's a kind-of protest against the moronic content of radio broadcasting. It hit #1 in Holland and Sweden, #2 in the UK and Top 15 in the U.S.A.
1. All we hear is Radio Ga-Ga, Radio Goo-Goo, Radio Na-Na. All we hear is Radio Ga-Ga. Radio, what's new? Radio, someone still loves you.
2. the current sensation Lady Gaga took her moniker from this song. The irony is that she gets more attention for what she's got on (a new strange outfit every week!) and her music itself is pretty vapid and not very original. She's more style than substance. She plays Radio Ga-Ga, Radio Goo-Goo, Radio Na-Na...
2. the current sensation Lady Gaga took her moniker from this song. The irony is that she gets more attention for what she's got on (a new strange outfit every week!) and her music itself is pretty vapid and not very original. She's more style than substance. She plays Radio Ga-Ga, Radio Goo-Goo, Radio Na-Na...
Radio Ga-Ga by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 26, 2010
Lady Caca
"caca" is Italian for "shit". "Lady Caca" is the name for Lady Gaga given by people who don't care for her music (?!!) or her constant presence in the media with some new strange outfit every week.
Lady Caca by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 26, 2010
crock
1. nonsence, hogwash, bilge, absolute bull, a waste of time and/or money, a sham. It's bogus - totally. Sometimes referred to as a "crock of crap" or a "crock of shit".
2. a container, such as a pot or kettle. This type of vessel is often used for cooking or washing or concocting or mixing.
3. brand name for a certain type of electric cooking pot that will cook delicious meals for during the day while you are occupied with other things. Just stir the food up every once in a while. Versatility and technology together!
2. a container, such as a pot or kettle. This type of vessel is often used for cooking or washing or concocting or mixing.
3. brand name for a certain type of electric cooking pot that will cook delicious meals for during the day while you are occupied with other things. Just stir the food up every once in a while. Versatility and technology together!
1. You call yourself a Christ-i-an. I think you're a hypocrite. You call yourself a patriot. Well I say you're a crock of shit. - Mick Jagger
Take THAT, neo-cons!
2. Bubble bubble toil and trouble. The three witches in MacBeth are stirring up their gunk in a steaming crock.
3. Phillip's suculent pot roast dinner was waiting for him in the Crock Pot when he came home from work.
Take THAT, neo-cons!
2. Bubble bubble toil and trouble. The three witches in MacBeth are stirring up their gunk in a steaming crock.
3. Phillip's suculent pot roast dinner was waiting for him in the Crock Pot when he came home from work.
crock by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 26, 2010