Reeses

Much like an Oreo means a "white Black guy" (black on the outside, white on the inside), a Reeses is a person who is black on the outside, yet brown on the inside. In most cases the brown is Hispanic, though it can be other races where the people are primarily brown.
These "Reeses" are very rare, there are many more White Chocolate Reeses seen around.
That negro can hop fences in a second and loves shanking people, and while both Blacks and Hispanics do that, he also speaks fluent Spanish, which proves that he is a true Reeses
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
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leaky dick

Before peeing: When a man really has to go pee and a drop of piss forms at the tip of the penis. He really has to go.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.

Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.
Ahh dude I really gotta go, I got leaky dick! I just wiped off a lil piss from my dick! Hurry!!
by I M A Dogg November 30, 2007
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SMMFH@U

Sooo dude, I didn't take that new job cuz I wanted to stay with my girlfriend and didn't wanna move... but she broke up with me cuz of it...

SMMFH@U.
by I M A Dogg August 24, 2009
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White Chocolate Reeses

These are much more frequently seen than Reeses'. A White Chocolate Reeses is a person who is White on the outside, and brown on the inside (usually Hispanic just like true Reeses).
Not to be confused with a Weaner. While a Weaner is a wannabe beaner (like a wigger is with blacks) and tries to act Hispanic (Mexican) by trying to speak crappy Spanish and wearing Raiders jerseys, a White Chocolate Reeses is actually a white guy who lives the hispanic lifestyle and speaks the language well.
David, while you may think you are a White Chocolate Reeses, you are actually a weaner, sorry
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
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mufag

angry gay sex. or to have angry gay sex.

can be used in various ways, like fuck

can also be used as an obscene interjection
- I wanna mufag you
- i enjoyed that mufag we had last night, even though i was pissed
- mufag!!!
by I M A Dogg July 27, 2008
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Uncle Skeeter

An Uncle Skeeter is one who skeets while at someone else's house. Looked down upon as strange by many people, but most "Uncle Skeeter"s just enjoy masturbating in a place away from home, it brings more pleasure for them.
-Damn, I just found out that Sasman jerked-off at my house yesterday

-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
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EF ratio

A man's erect/flaccid ratio. Can be calculated using inches or centimeters, as the ratio will not change.

A penis which is 6 inches while erect and 3 inches while flaccid will result in an EF ratio of 2.
Just cuz your dick is 4 inches while soft as compared to my 2 inch soft dick doesn't mean it's bigger. I have an EF ratio of 4, while yours is 1.5
by I M A Dogg March 17, 2009
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