I, Wreckerrr's definitions

dadphorisms

Dadphorisms are sometimes corny sayings daddy's share with their families to teach a lesson to foster wisdom about life.

Dad made dadphorisms about when its time to fold them and run with the money!

by I, Wreckerrr July 31, 2022

teacup kitten

This is a tiny young kitten who could actually fit into a teacup!

Bootsy is a little teacup kitten!

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

vaginagram

Nude female sexting.

Wonda Wonderpig sent a vaginagram to Ben Dover!

by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

piggy porker

This is one who frequently has sex with the unattractive or promiscuous.

Ben Dover was a great piggy porker who would do it with anything breathing.

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

The mind can only comprehend...

The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.

The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!

by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020

a red headed stepchild's rental mule

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

dreamocrats

This describes immigrants the Democrats dream of as a voting block.

Democrats are angry at President Trump and the plan to deport Dreamocrats!

by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017