Definitions by Hym Iam
Dialogue
You guys need to get better at writing this. For real. You can't just end every movie with the same inspirational speech "You're so much stronger than you know. You have to believe in yourself. I believe in you!". It's bad. You don't understand subtlety. You don't understand how "dead air" can be used to enhance a scene. Oh, wait, I forgot I was a genius and that it isn't obvious to everyone. Nevermind. Carry on.
Hym "God am I tired of clunky dialogue. Every time a character can't control their power, they get the same exact line of dialogue that every other character who cannot control their powers gets when the plot demands that they use their power perfectly for the first time. It's fucking pathetic. You have a million dollars. You get paid a salary to do something that isn't hard for me and I'm fucking broke as a joke. It's sad. Like, the job you did was so ALMOST good that it physically pains me to watch. It would have taken like 30 seconds to fix. But nobody fucking asked me so now we're stuck with an almost good job instead of an excellent job. Damn. You'd think you would relish the chance to get a fee billion dollars. It would take so little effort for me to fix that shit that it's ACTUALLY absurd but nobody wants to let me out of the Truman Show-esque Hell in which I am trapped. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. And now you have my money. You sold me an undercooked steak and I have to choke it down and live with the worms you gave me because the alternative is sending it back to the kitchen so you can wipe your ass with it before you send it back to the table. Jesus Christ!"
Iam "............."
Hym "See how Iam isn't saying anything? Sometimes no dialogue is the right amount of dialogue. He doesn't need to say anything here. We let the moment breathe, yeah? Get it? See how that works?"
Iam "............."
Hym "See how Iam isn't saying anything? Sometimes no dialogue is the right amount of dialogue. He doesn't need to say anything here. We let the moment breathe, yeah? Get it? See how that works?"
Carbonated Lemonade
Iam *Drinks carbonated lemonade* "Tssaah crisp and tart"
Hym "Indeed. It is, in fact, crisp and tart."
Hym "Indeed. It is, in fact, crisp and tart."
Carbonated Lemonade by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
Zero
Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."
Iam "You gotta stop doing that."
Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."
Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."
Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."
Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."
Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
Iam "You gotta stop doing that."
Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."
Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."
Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."
Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."
Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
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Positive emotion
Hym "Does my distain for positivity and positive emotion stem from the fact that I'm low in extroversion? I mean, my extroversion being low is the reason I'm low in positive emotion but the actual distain for it is what I'm talking about."
Iam "Yeah, that's actually a good point. We do seem to have an aversion to it... Is my neuroticism the reason my souls aches?"
Iam "Yeah, that's actually a good point. We do seem to have an aversion to it... Is my neuroticism the reason my souls aches?"
Positive emotion by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
Iam "Yeah! I was trying to figure out what's going on and now I'm even more confused! So... Thanks for that I guess..."
Hym "Somebody's got to be making money off of this... I wonder if they would lose all of their money if I just started lighting things on fire..."
Iam "Somebody asked so, yeah, there's your answer."
Hym "Somebody's got to be making money off of this... I wonder if they would lose all of their money if I just started lighting things on fire..."
Iam "Somebody asked so, yeah, there's your answer."
Nah
People be telling you to do a bunch of stuff and it's like "Nah, dawg... I don't want to do any of that."
People "Blah blah blah you gotta do a responsibility! Blah blah hard work and doing stuff!"
Hym "Nah... I like sittin around and whatnot... Give me money and booty please."
Hym "Nah... I like sittin around and whatnot... Give me money and booty please."