Definitions by Hym Iam
Undeserved
If people have undeserved things and you accept that as an inevitably; why, then, would you try to prevent me (or anyone for that matter) from acquiring something I don't deserve?
Hym "You know, I think some of the contempt that is levied at me is undeserved... I am great and should be lauded for my dialogical screenwriting prowess."
Undeserved by Hym Iam July 18, 2022
Feel
Involuntary psychophysiological response to stimulus (information or sensory data) that is suggestive of an underlying cause. Due to the subjective and often unarticulated or inarticulable nature of "Feeling" there is an implicit acknowledgement that the propositions drawn may be incongruent with objective reality.
Iam "Your behavior has triggered a psychophysiological response that suggests that you harbor some resentment towards me. I have no way of substantiating this conclusion and I acknowledge that it may be incongruent with objective reality. That being said, the impetus behind my actions towards you is this thing that I feel. If I'm incorrect and you wish to rectify the situation, the onus is on you."
Hym "I think we go our names mixed up."
Iam "Huh?"
Hym "Yeah, in the 'reality' one. We called people 'flithy monkeys' and that sound like something I would say."
Iam "Oh... Well, 'oops' I guess. That's why we need an editor."
Hym "You're supposed to be the editor! You're the one who changed it! It was initially ME!"
Iam "I thought the monologue sounded something I would say."
Hym "And you would say 'filthy monkeys?' "
Iam "Well.... No..."
Hym "Idiot! You're a Goddamn idiot!"
Iam "Hey! I can't can call people 'filthy monkeys' too!"
Hym "But you don't! That's the point! You don't do that! It's inconsistent! You ruined everything! Years of work down the drain all because you are a moron!"
Iam "Whatever...."
Hym "Hey! Where are you going!? Stupid filthy monkeys! SEE!? Doesn't that seem more appropriate?"
Hym "I think we go our names mixed up."
Iam "Huh?"
Hym "Yeah, in the 'reality' one. We called people 'flithy monkeys' and that sound like something I would say."
Iam "Oh... Well, 'oops' I guess. That's why we need an editor."
Hym "You're supposed to be the editor! You're the one who changed it! It was initially ME!"
Iam "I thought the monologue sounded something I would say."
Hym "And you would say 'filthy monkeys?' "
Iam "Well.... No..."
Hym "Idiot! You're a Goddamn idiot!"
Iam "Hey! I can't can call people 'filthy monkeys' too!"
Hym "But you don't! That's the point! You don't do that! It's inconsistent! You ruined everything! Years of work down the drain all because you are a moron!"
Iam "Whatever...."
Hym "Hey! Where are you going!? Stupid filthy monkeys! SEE!? Doesn't that seem more appropriate?"
Serial threatener
Hym "I don't know what part of 'serial threatener' you didn't understand but that's not what I'm lauded for... I'm lauded for being a genius and inspiring the world. The 'serial threatener' is the excuse you use to justify my exploitation."
Serial threatener by Hym Iam July 16, 2022
Black Star: Big Wave
YoU aTtAcKeD tHe VeRy CoRe Of My BeInG!!!
Yeah, there's a name for that. It's called Black Star: Big Wave
Yeah, there's a name for that. It's called Black Star: Big Wave
Magic Hitler & Narcissistic Superman *Exchanging blows*
Magic Hitler "Katon: Plagiarism Fiyah!!"
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Narcissistic Superman 😫😫😫 *Afterimage dissipates*
Magic Hitler 🤨 *Looks around confused*
Narcissistic Superman *From behind* "BLACK STAR: BIG WAVE!!!"
Magic Hitler "UUUGGHHH!!! 😫😫😫 You... You attacked the very core of my being!"
Narcissistic Superman "Don't beat yourself about it. Even a God couldn't defeat a big man such as myself." 😁
Magic Hitler "Katon: Plagiarism Fiyah!!"
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Narcissistic Superman 😫😫😫 *Afterimage dissipates*
Magic Hitler 🤨 *Looks around confused*
Narcissistic Superman *From behind* "BLACK STAR: BIG WAVE!!!"
Magic Hitler "UUUGGHHH!!! 😫😫😫 You... You attacked the very core of my being!"
Narcissistic Superman "Don't beat yourself about it. Even a God couldn't defeat a big man such as myself." 😁
Black Star: Big Wave by Hym Iam July 16, 2022
Ratings
Wow! That is fucking hilarious!
Hym "The season 3 ratings are higher than all previous seasons. You see that right? It's flooded with 'me' references and it's the highest rated season. That's how you guarantee a subsequent season. Just make as many 'me' references as possible. Jesus.... I'm a literal entertainment golden goose. My intellect and humor are peerless! Do you know what show I'm talking about? Did you get the reference? Do you like that show? Well, you're welcome. I literally made it better.
Fan
Hym "Is this a fan thing? Do I have a fandom? You see how this could be interpreted as derision and is, therefore, justification for my hostile response, right? And that by refusing to acknowledge that you're doing it you emulate the delusions of reference that are associated with schizophrenia and constitutes gaslighting in the most literal sense imaginable, correct? It also creates an ethical dilemma in regards to my sexual relationships because now if I sleep with a woman who is my fan, I am now having sex with a fan. Which could be considered exploitative. Not cool guys."