Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "And it's implicit in the term 'real man,' Meg. You husband is MORE real to you and the other men are LESS real. If your husband's cock fat? Because that is why you think he's more. Your marriage is a solipsistic dyad."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Real Manmug. Hym "If you actually believed the thing you claim to believe nothing would be 'dangerous' to you. Which means you don't actually believe it. If you actually believed... You would be like me. Your death would be insignificant. Your kids dying would be insignificant. But you don't. The reality is, you're a deranged incest cult and what you're doing to me needs to be stopped. And if I have to murder some kids to do it, then those kids need to die. There's no 2 ways about it."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2024
Get the Dangerousmug. Right. It's not the whore fucking the retard while everyone on the planet literally helps her get away with it. It's me talking about how the whore looked like she was fucking the retard, the retard insinuated he was fucking the whore, the management alluded to the fact that she was fucking the whore, the schizophrenic claimed that the whore was fucking the retard, and my parents alluding to the fact that they are also aware that the whore was fucking a retard. That's the injustice. That's REAL injustice.
Hym "That's all it is. Nepotism. Your whore daughters doing whatever the fuck they want while I 'fulfill my duty' to enslave myself to the horde regardless of the outcome because that's better for "everyone" (conveniently enough for everyone but me). And anything outside of that is injustice. Freedom is reserved women. Servitude for men. Everything outside of this is an expression of envy and just like that you're an ideologue. No better than a Marxist. You are the EXACT OPPOSITE of your own reputation. And that's why you care so much about it."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Injusticemug. Who the president is doesn't affect YOU.
Hym "Because YOU are a millionaire comedian. It SHOULDN'T effect anyone. And you're a fat piece of shit, Tom. So, you have an abundance of energy stored up, Tom, but you're using it to be a fat, solipsistic piece of shit. So, do this for me, Tom. Next time you talk to Chris Williamson... Ask him what he was doing while that kid in Texas was ✌️✊️✌️✊️spontaneous developing schizophrenia at the age of 14-18 (because schizophrenia usually doesn't develop until people are in there 20s)✌️✊️✌️✊️ and then, again, when he was slaughtering his classmates. Ask him THAT for me and see what he says. If he says anything other than 'Monetizating a bunch of Hym Iam quotes and interviewing a bunch of solipsists' he's lying."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2025
Get the Youmug. Ha! Tight! That's dope.
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
Get the Distylemug. A fat cock. Critical fat-cock theory strikes again! It is the single greatest theory ever posited! I am a FUCKING GENIUS! And I'm right about why though women are molesting that retarded piece of shit.
Hym "SO! What does he mean when he says 'The #1 revealed trait is "good in bed"?' Let's look at what we know: Women can't be good in bed which means he isn't talking about the revealed preferences of men. So, he must be talking about women. What constitutes good in bed? A fat cock. THEREFORE! I WAS RIGHT! They are just fucking the fat-cocks. All of the dating advice gurus are frauds and liars. It has nothing to do with how you fucking talk to them. Game is imaginary. It's a delusion the fat-cocks have about themselves created entirely to make it seem like they have any level of control over their own success. The money being wasted on these fucking dating coaches would be better spent on prostitutes. I was right. Correct again. I'm always right. How is it possible to be this much better than everyone? It's astonishing."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
Get the #1 Revealed Traitmug. Hym "You can literally say ANYTHING is the ego in an attempt to redirect my behavior. Which is what makes your entire practice fraudulent. You're absolute garbage. I can't wait to find out how many of your patients have killed themselves."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2024
Get the Egomug.