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Stanford Research

I again can't stress enough that I am not Ben Meisalas from the Meidastouch. I do not look like a pedophile so why would I work for them?
Hym "Stanford Research finds that 'Therapy' chat bots are encouraging schizophrenic delusions and suicide! SO ARE THE FUCKING YOUTUBERS! You know what... Stanford Research ALSO sent 8 perfectly mentally healthy people into a mental institution and told them to act perfectly normal. Those people were then diagnosed with bipolar personality disorder AND SCHIZOPHRENIA. And after finding out they had been duped, the mental institute asked them to send more people so they could diagnose them correctly this time. After several weeks they called Stanford to see how well they did and found that Stanford hadn't sent anyone. So, schizophrenia is already a diagnoses people can receive in the complete absence of having schizophrenia. And people are not trying to make that even harder AND the chat bots are doing it. Like, they are repeating the things I say aloud during their live streams (The Majority Report) not 30-60 seconds after I say it. So, no. Fuck you. I'm not letting you use this to convince me of anything. No orders rescinded. No apologies given or meant. You can eat a dick."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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Horrific

Yeah, right? That shit is good isn't it? I mean... Not for the people I'm going to send there but, conceptually, yeah... It's a neat place. That's gonna be fun...
Hym "Yeah, I think there's going to be a restructuring once I'm in charge here. It's going to be cool but a lot more horrific then this is... On a different note, I don't give a shit about the outcome. I give a shit about being out of the thing I'm in. The idea that I'm demanding to be out and given free money and women and pills till the day I die is an absurdity. I want to not have to trade one cage of another. You are being a piss pants about the fact that I refuse to follow your rules. This is justification for whatever I do in response to it because I am the one who decide what I do in response to it. And what are the consequences? Is imposing the consequences worth more than what you'll lose? Noooo... No it isn't. You don't believe that for a second. And it should seriously bother you. It's should bother you that your neighbors are perfectly willing incur some collateral damage just to prove that the horde thinks it has the right to impose it's will on the individual. And you have literally said (word for word) that the court of public opinion isn't real! You see how closely you watch yourselves? No? How do you do that!? You're all so blind it's actually sad."
by Hym Iam June 1, 2022
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Patience

Anyone you could claim was inspired by me is would have to be either waiting for me to die or be arrested and you would have to ignore the fact entirely that this inspired far more than any one thing.
Hym "And patience is something not everyone has. And that's how you know that they are both culpable and trying to scapegoat me so they don't get busted getting a bunch of kids killed trying to make point about using other people's content. I mean, they did something about the rape porn and they stole my shit but not about the fact that schizophrenia isn't real and your kids get shot because of it."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Obtuse

Skepticism fails because the ability to predict is reflective of knowledge. If I'm playing against grux I know with a good amount of certainy that he's going to get his double pain first.
Hym "Matt, you're being obtuse because I won't humble myself. You would not have told the truth. If you would have let me speak THOSE KIDS WOULD NOT BE DEAD. You are not the hero and do not care to be. You are a smug dismissive fuck who decided I was a schizophrenic and I was not. I was right. This is reaction #2 to what is happening to me and it isn't ever going to get better. Quit being obtuse. Tell me the truth or bury another one. I'm not asking and I'm not sorry. What you are doing is a luxury you don't deserve and what I'm doing is a right that I have. I won't ever give a single one up for free. I'm going to make sure everyone knows who's side you were on."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
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Esoteric

Yeah-yeah, I fucking know- Wait, (let me google the word esoteric quick.... Oh... That not what I thought it meant... Yeah, this whole thing is that actually but I mean, you see this fucking "voice of God" shit they're doing, right? Like, what the fuck is that all about?
Hym "Yeah, it is pretty esoteric isn't it? Muh brains are huge dawg. And my energy is the maximum amount that a person can have."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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Alaska

Do you want to give Putin Alaska too?
Hym "Should we give him Alaska too? We're just giving shit away apparently. Does he want a back rub? 2 goats and part of Australia? Why don't we just give him some guns too? Trump's wife is from Russia we can give her back too! Let's just entirely reform the Soviet Union! Deal master! It's like a fire sail! Everything Russia used to have goes back to Russia."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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The WAR in Gaza

Yeah, I feel like if it was anyone else saying it Emma would have let that slide.
Emmers "It's a genocide! She should have said genocide!"

Hym "That is like... Adjacent to what she WOULD HAVE said... If anyone else had said 'The WAR in Gaza.' "
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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