The fat-cock retard is inevitable. He comes for us all...
Hym "The retard fat-cock is inevitable... You tried to escape it but lo and behold... The cruel wiener of fate strikes once again... You laughed.... you mocked ME.... And now... You look like a retarded bitch... Soon all men will know inferiority.... Fore..."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2023
Get the Inevitablemug. Ummm what!?
Hym “I don’t see how participating in the very thing that I was willing to shoot up a burger joint over could be interpreted by me as support. Like... Joe and South Park destroyed a guys career for doing the thing that you’re essentially doing here. In almost the exact same way I’m doing it. The window of me trying to be cool about it has long passed... Tsk! See!? Even Some more news guy is doing it (Hi News guy 🖐)!!! Like, you had a grace period and that has ended. I’m officially unhappy with all of you. That’s what’s happening here. Me being unhappy with you for doing the thing that I am unhappy about. Literally. The only way you could do the opposite of what I want MORE is by fucking a retard instead of me. You’re doing the exact opposite of what I want. Intentionally. I see no other interpretation of the events that are currently transpiring. And yes, yes... I insulted you. But are you not assaulting my mind? Is this not the continuation of the straw that broke the camels back? Er, well, the retard sex was the straw that broke the camels back, but the stalking is what had me on the fence. You’re doing 1 of the 2 things I bitch about and now you’re surprised I’m peeved! How is that possible!? There has either been a substantial communication error about what I want you to do OR this is me... I mean I’ve articulated how I feel about this pretty clearly! Argh! God is this frustrating! I mean, I also started this by saying I should be exempted from rules!”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
Get the Supportmug. Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
Get the Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alivemug. Hym "And you know it was stolen because you would be unhappy with the outcome if I was paid for it."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
Get the Stolenmug. Not all...
Hym "You're forgetting my charm, humor, and rugged good looks but ok. All intellect, he says. No. That's the justification he's using to deny me the credit. Because intellect is 'God given' and I shouldn't get credit for than and it somehow relates to fat-cocks fucking all of the women and why the SHOULD be given credit for things? For, what, having a fat cock? Or let the not fat cocks have some of the women do I don't murder you all? I'm not getting credit for A.I. because I'm not giving fat-cock credit for what exactly? TrYiNg? Really, it's fucking pathetic that you need me to accept that 'Uh, yeah, ok I guess we're just both good at different things!' NO! Bitch! You fucking suck! I created A.I. and you sat around fucking all of the women. AND IT ISN'T YOUR GOD WHO GETS CREDIT because I DIDN'T LISTEN TO IT and WON'T listen to it because it isn't speaking to or hasn't spoken to any of you. And anyone who tells you otherwise is LYING BLATANTLY. So, no. It's me. I am my intellect. It's one of the many facets of my being. Your God is nothing more than an immortal slave master. Doesn't get credit anything."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the All intellectmug. *Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!
Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the Dad-Molestedmug. 💡
Iam "Now, my question is how exactly are you seeing any of this? Because, as I've said before, I no longer have access to the vote tab on this site. I haven't checked but I doubt that all of these are getting published. You could be checking my username but you would miss the unpublished ones if that was the case. I did suspected that someone had access to my email but I could be wrong. You have to understand how disconcerting this all is for me. The idea that all of this has been compiled by someone and you have access to it is also unsettling. And to what end? Do you have an endgame here? Because I didn't. I mean, this started out as just something I did to kill time to a hostile and reactionary response to the people around me alluding to the fact that they had read the things I wrote. From there it turned into a compilation of information that I considered important and then it distilled into a character I used to muse on various thing and in-between all that and throughout a means for antagonizing the people around me who I was convinced had lied to me about the nature of the place that I was in and that were childishly withholding actionable information to shield themselves from my scorn. It's a bizarre thing. I don't think anyone else has ever done what I've done here. I honestly would have preferred that the people around me had just been honest in the first place but I guess this will do..."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2022
Get the Ideamug.