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Great

No. I wasn't wrong about Izzy. I just see his cybernetic-blindspot. Like the Fang of Metsudo he was over-committed to doing what he WANTED to do. Rather than using all of the abilities available to him. And, thus, he wasn't able to out-box Kaolan Wongsawat.
Hym "No, he's still great. I'm never wrong. But are you really surprised that the SLAYER OF GAWD!! was able to figure out how to beat a MAN? I'm like 4 for 4. Kicking the leg out from underneath Mike Paige, Justin 10% of his shots (It's hilarious that his coach told him to do that mid-fight), Izzy, and Vasily and the Mike Tyson flash step.
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
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Digitally Kidnapped

Yeah! Totally! It's totally like that, isn't it? That plus the surveillance apparatus makes my life this bizarre, dystopian horror show... But the rating are probably great! So... There's that.
Hym "Digitally kidnapped
Socially incarcerated
Existential crisis is the reason that my heart rate up.
Something something something... Damn. I don't know how you guys be freestyling like that...."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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News Bae

I'm sorry. I can't resist. You seem fine now so...

Hym *Deeeeeep inhale* "Hooo! You don't believe in ANY sort of moral equivalence under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE because your conceptualization of morality is entirely binary! There is only 'Doing what "God" said' and 'Immorality,' to you. You, in your own mind, have a monopoly on morality. I don't know about him but probably THAT EXACT AMOUNT of victimization. I was right on the edge with the retard sex cult and weaponized schizophrenia, so, yeah probably about that exact amount. 4 hours of electricity a day, no clean drinking water, and Israel has DIRECT CONTROL of access to food, water, and electricity and can turn it off at a whim. Which is why is doesn't fucking matter that the Jews haven't physically gone to Gaza since 2005 because they don't need to physically need to be there to have a direct effect on the quality of life from Palestinians. To what degree is their quality of life contingent upon cooperation from Israel that they are not receiving?
The per capita is irrelevant. It isn't fucking worse than 9/11. 700 people is 700 people and 3000 people is 3000 people. Claiming that it's impossible to avoid killing kids or that you're trying really hard not to seems like a pretty convenient way of giving yourself license to kill kids while maintaining the ability to claim moral superiority. 100 of them now, in Gaza. And counting. It's just like the Bud light thing. You actively lead a boycott against them. And then BLAME THEM for YOU boycotting them. What you fail to grasp is that the value of your women and kids lives are contingent the value of the lives of other people... To you. If your kids were dying of thirst. You would help them. So. If you're not going to help the Palestinians. They are probably going to kill your kids. What do you expect them to do? Sit there and wait patiently to- Oh! Right... That's exactly what you expect then to do... Well... That's not really how the world works. (And I only go beaten to the punch on this one because I was holding back for news bae)"
by Hym Iam October 11, 2023
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Teams

And I don't like being accused of being a flip-flopper. It's not that the conservatives aren't wrong about things, it's that they're not wrong about the thing the leftist think they are wrong about.
Hym "It's really just a teams thing. I'm too powerful for either side. And as far as burning bridges is concerned, they know exactly what they have to do to have a relationship with me. They've trivialized every single endeavor I've ever engaged in and finally when I point out that 'Hey, maybe you pieces-of-shit aren't as "better than me" as you think you are.' And no they don't just want to say what they think. They want to cattle prod me into doing what they want me to do with me ever getting from them what I want. Their need to always be right set the bridge aflame before I even began to walk across. Excuse me for attempting to piss out the flames. What the fuck else am I supposed to do? Whatever they want! Whenever they want! I'm just not doing it good enough! They wouldn't need the prod if I would just do it right without them having to tell me. They don't need to be wrong. I'm the one who should be wrong. Even if I'm not. That's called 'humility'. That's the point. You want me to be wrong in spite of the fact that I'm not. They can go fuck themselves. Pieces of shit. If they would have took my side when it mattered and they would still have a son."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
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Servile Insurrection

Uh-Oh! The baby-dick incel under-class is overthrowing the breeder dictatorship! Wooooooo!
Hym "Free speech is fun because if you say something I don't like... I don't get to violence you... But if I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE... You can use a disparities in authority or means engage in economic, social, and psychological warfare to leave me (or attempt to) bereft. Use nebulous intellectual property and copyright laws to steal from me. And then when I kill I kid you can pretend you have no idea why it happened. Well... Kill a kid or stage a servile insurrection."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Solzhenitsyn

You know what he does? Steals all my Goddamn ideas, that's what he does.
Hym 😩 *sigh* "Solzhenitsyn you dead bastard... Whatever... More people read mine...." 😤
by Hym Iam July 8, 2022
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Disassociation

Oh? Is it the thing I said it was Tim? Is it the disassociative/schizophrenic horde that is the problem and NOT me playing video games? Is that it? Was I right AND denied credit for being right out of spite? Is that what happened,
Hym "Oh! Its the thing I said it was? The disassociation. Like I said. Just 8 years late because I'm a geniud and you're all 8 years behind me mentally. But i Don't get credit because you dont like what I said about retards an women even though YOU'RE NOT A GENIUS. YOU'RE just some guy and you're treating me like I'm just some guy. Funny how that works. Over here trying to sa e you fucking cripples and you don't want the help. Then your kids get murdered because I'm right (and better than everyone) and now you think it's the thing I said 7 yeats ago... Fantastic. Slowly but surely your slow rain is catching up to my brilliant mind."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2023
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