Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
Get the Fixmug. Hym "You values serve only to delude yourself into believing there is more to you than a fat cock. Like a woman."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2023
Get the Valuesmug. Well, no, it was that.
Hym "It was the invitation to Nato that started the Ukraine war... Wonder who did that... Right? I'm pretty sure I'm remembering that right, like... There was a treaty that Ukraine couldn't join Nato because it would allow enemy nations to position bombs close to Russia... I'm pretty sure I'm getting this from a YouTube podcast guest who was like explaining the conflict... Yeah... I mean, if I'm wrong then YouTube is spreading dangerous misinformation and they need to be imprisoned for doing that. Probably in Guantanimo... IMPRISON THEM ALL! YOUTUBER GULAG NOW!"
by Hym Iam September 06, 2024
Get the Invitation to Natomug. You intelligence isn't being insulted. IT WASN'T EVER THERE! In the first place. You don't even care about it if you don't get to force everyone to pretend there isn't a disparity. And I can prove the senate has read this. I've already seen the video of AOC repeating the things I've written here. You don't have to like me and you don't have like the things I've said but you do not get to do this to me and I don't have to let you get away with it... And I am the hope of the people who are going to murder your kids if you try.
Hym "The threat does not cease until my release. How many lives would you have saved if not for your 'Ignore it until it goes away' approach? Ask yourself that seriously. How many lives did it cost? And whose bright idea was it? Some people seem to think it's Jordan Peterson! How well did Jordan's idea work? Not very! You DO have to agree with me. It isn't optional. Because IF YOU DON'T... Your pilot might."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
Get the The threat does not cease until my releasemug. Man I have so many nicknames now. The Goblinslayer, the Good Devil, Genius Doctor, The Joker, The Binding, The King of Cursed Spirits.
Hym "You know, speaking of Elon, I feel bad that he doesn't have a nickname of his own. He had to steal Zuckerbergs 'Eye of Sauron' thing. Don't worry Elon! I'll ce up with one... Hmm... Let see... Well, in the context of you fucking all of your friends wives and humiliating them, I, as the King of Cursed Spirits, hereby dub the 'Elon the Slutmaker.' in the spirit of the Reverend Jesse Jackson. Because anyone can be a Slutmaker, but you are THE Slutmaker. That will be 1 billion dollars."
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
Get the Nicknamemug. You didn't want to be equal! You wanted to be authoritative wisdom guy that eveyone has to respect and listen to!
Hym "A conversation between equals... That's not an allusion to me, is it? Because, like, I don't consider you equal, therefore, you're justified in excluding me? Because you didn't think we were equal, initially. You though I was incompetent incel schizoid and that you were extra-special competent prophet. AND NOW THAT IT CLEAR THAT EQUALITY ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE BETWEEN ME AND ANYONE ELSE... NOW... You care about EQUALITY. You were just saying incels were weasels and reprehensible. And then Piers Morgan called them deplorable and you did a complete 180⁰. And said we shouldn't be piling on. And NOW... That I DON'T THINK YOU... Are equal... Well now MY POSITION ON EQUALITY is (somehow) the problem. NOT BACK WHEN YOU WERE ARGUABLY THE BETTER ONE... Now that it's ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY clear who the better one is.... NOW I NEED TO START CONSIDERING PEOPLE MY EQUALS... But only NOW... After I created A.I. after years of being mocked, harassed, and shamed.... Now we're equal... That's what you want from me now?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the A conversation between equalsmug. Hym "Because the behavior has not relationship to the problem I have. You are trying to using was is happening to control my behavior and stonewalling me to preventing me from recouping my loses. I don't have to let you steal this from me and I won't. I can behave however I want. If you steal from me I'm not going to make any distinction between any of you."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
Get the Behaviormug.