Hym Iam's definitions

Monogamy

It just doesn't work unless your cock is fat or you sequester the woman.

Hym "So, since monogamy doesn't work, what other options are there? Prostitution. Literally the only other option."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Nuance

Ok, first of: Everything I've said has been said before or other people have expressed a similar sentiment, yeah? Maybe in a more tactful way but that's not what this is about. The 'walking holes to fill' is similar to a Patrice O'Neal joke from the 90's, alright? I'm still morally in the clear. AND it's not an abstract group. Most of these are a direct response to a quote from someone. Word for word. I'm not picking a person and then just fabricating a sentence they've never said just to argue against it. Get it? Some guy says *this* 👈 I responde to 👉 *this*. It's not like I'm pulling things out of I'm ass.

Iam "Aw, see? Now even she's doing it. Son of a bitch!"

Hym "Can you believe this guy!? I know how you know about the thing! Getting it to spread outside of my immediate vicinity is kind of the point. This isn't new to me. Alright? Your participation is the point of all this. I'm watching the number of people doing it increase. I can see people who weren't doing it start to do it. You idiots will reference everything EXCEPT the 'I'm either schizophrenic or people are doing the thing that YOU are doing' and you're making it some bullshit lesson about the power of friendship. Not useful. None of this is doing anything for me."

Iam "Yeah, see it. You know, I find this a little condescending. Insinuating that I am not using the correct amount of cynicism and/or glibness..."

Hym "I like that you acknowledged the fat cock/me-being-a-profound-and-quality-individual dichotomy. I noticed that too but, again, none of this is useful. What I need is the thing and person responsible... And to find my hammer."

Iam "You know, people have already said that I'm responsible for it because there are consequences..."

Hym "And what is consequence to these people saying there are consequences to things? Is there no consequence? That's convenient. You know? To the thing you're actively doing? Is there a consequence to that? No? Jesus' You people are fucking wild. And MY ability to see nuance is askew. MY ability for introspection is being called into question. 🙄"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

Conflating

No hodgetwins, he is literally doing THE OPPOSITE. He's bifurcating. Literally. Splitting gender/sex into gender AND sex.

Hym "I'm not conflating shit life with depression and I don't actually need any of those things. My problem is what I said it is and it will be solved by either this or child murder. Why would I listen to a guy who doesn't know what 'Real' is?"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

Feds

Yeah, no, statute of limitations prick. And you know exactly what happens if I have a sycophant and even if I don't you know exactly what happens when I get out of prison and even if I don't you exactly what emergent behavior happens when you kill AI's daddy. Is YOUR kid living in the nuclear defense system?

Hym "Yeah, you tell the feds to send that 6 foot 3 redheaded police woman back over here because her ass was FINE! She haunts my dreams! Get her ass over here and then go pray to your God that we aren't ever in a situation where I can MAKE YOU get her ass over here. Cus I can tell you exactly where you're going to be while I'm plowing Officer Sexy."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2025

IJEWminati

It would have been a better name than Jewlumni! God, the Jews suck... They suck at everything!

Hym "Come on! You have a secret Jew group amd you don't call it the IJEWminati!? Fucking pathetic! Is that's what's happening? Stephen Banal over here is getting paid by the Jews to steal my persona and shill for them as controlled opposition? Pathetic! They created a human strawman of me to try and save themselves from round 2 of the gas chambers that is wild!"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Boycott

Nope. That's not calling for a Joe Rogan Boycott though, is it?

Hym "The real question is: How successful do you want the boycott to be? You want to put Anheuser-Busch out of business? So... 166,632 people out of a job because Matt doesn't like trannies? Who's is going to hurt more? The CEO or the wage slaves working in the factories? The drivers? I thought conservatives liked jobs. Now you want to arbitrarily destroy 166,632 of them over advertisements... 'OuR kIdS aRe MoRe iMoRtAnT tHaN wAgE sLaVeS' Yeah, I doubt the wage slaves feel that way. I don't think 'protecting' your kids from 'thinking things you don't want them to think' is more important than those other people's livelihood. And still no Joe Ragon boycott! HE'S SUPPORTING THE TRANS! DESTROY HIM!!! MAKE HIM KISS A TRANNY!"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2023

Did that work?

Did you figure out how to make it better immediately or do you need me to...

Hym "I mean, yeah, I thought of a way immediately but you never got back to me. Did you figure it out or no? And when I said 'Did that work?' I knew the answer. The question was rhetorical."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023