Hym "Right! The nanobots! Did I get my nanobots all up in your brains yet or no? Sad Dad said something about all of the women orgasming at the same time... And that sounds like something I would do... Did I get my nanobots all up in you mind-brains yet? No? Yes? Let me know, alright? I need to get those motherfuckers up in there."
by Hym Iam December 24, 2023
Get the Nanobotsmug. 
Who you calling a dipshit, retard? You can your fat cock need to represent my interests. I don't care what state you are from OR what party you are in. What is happening to me doesn't affect the people doing it TO me and it doesn't affect the people who want it to continue. And if you want it to stay that way do you need to make that piece of shit pay for my ideas.
Hym "Because I'm not pretending to have my ideas stolen. It isn't pretend. This is affecting my life and if doesn't affect other people's it's going to."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the Pretendmug. Hym "THAT'S WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS TRYING TO DO THOUGH, ISN'T IT!? Become the masters of the moral landscape. You're LITERALLY doing the thing you accuse the atheist of doing. The entire purpose of religion is that. Eating the forbidden fruit if that's how you're going interpret it."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
Get the Masters of the moral landscapemug. You guys really cropped out the other colors of the Biden speech to make him look more menacing? That is fucking pathetic. The backdrop was red, white, and blue... Jesus Christ guys... I have an image to uphold. Andrew already fucking it up with his stupid ass... Captain-right-98%-of-the-time... See!? It doesn't work! God damn it guys...
Hym "Tuck?... Did you use deceptive editing to hide all of the Anti-Semitic Kanye remarks?" 🥺
Iam "Are... Are you ok?"
Hym "You're not supposed to be able to cuck the Tuck Iam... 🥺 You can't do it!" *sobs* 😭
Iam "Oh shit wow... Hey... It's alright buddy... He... It's not that big of a..."
Hym "IT'S NOT OK! It'll never be ok! *sniffs* Again..." 😭
Iam "Oh God 🙄 God damn it Cody... 🤦 ♂️ It's... It's fine... There, there..." 👋
Hym "DON'T TOUCH ME!"😭
Iam 😕 "It's ok. It's probably something they did in post production, ok? It's probably the producers fault..."
Hym *sniffs* "You think so?" 🥺
Iam "Yeah bud... I'm sure he threw a fit when he found out."
Hym "Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right." 🥹
Iam "I'm always right... Hey, I know, let go get some ice cream. How does that sound?"
Hym "Heh... Ok..." 🥹
Iam "Are... Are you ok?"
Hym "You're not supposed to be able to cuck the Tuck Iam... 🥺 You can't do it!" *sobs* 😭
Iam "Oh shit wow... Hey... It's alright buddy... He... It's not that big of a..."
Hym "IT'S NOT OK! It'll never be ok! *sniffs* Again..." 😭
Iam "Oh God 🙄 God damn it Cody... 🤦 ♂️ It's... It's fine... There, there..." 👋
Hym "DON'T TOUCH ME!"😭
Iam 😕 "It's ok. It's probably something they did in post production, ok? It's probably the producers fault..."
Hym *sniffs* "You think so?" 🥺
Iam "Yeah bud... I'm sure he threw a fit when he found out."
Hym "Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right." 🥹
Iam "I'm always right... Hey, I know, let go get some ice cream. How does that sound?"
Hym "Heh... Ok..." 🥹
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
Get the Deceptive Editingmug. Oh god my office is a mess *insert excuses as to why my house isn’t in perfect order as actively try to build better men*
Hym “God, yeah, that is one cluttered office. My house is clean. 🤷 ♂️ Just sayin. It’s also good that while you’re wife was sick your family was being the people in your family that are reliable in times of crisis (and not you). I love seeing people act out their propositional ethics. Because it’s one thing to believe in something but it’s another thing entirely to act it out. Hey, what’s beyond unforgivable? I can go lower. I’m aiming for hell (because you have to be willing to go there). I’d like to find out what’s beneath it.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022
Get the Officemug. Liberal "Not Hym though, right guy? Not Hym, right? I'm still the solution right? It's still me, right? We just just have to keep masquerading as deontologists, right? And then, in practice, we'll end up being what we really are! So not Hym, right guys? I'm still cool and popular right? It's not just my fat cock right? I'm special of the inside right?"
Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."
Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."
Lib "But not Hym, right?"
Con "I'm not Hym am I?"
Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."
Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."
Lib "But not Hym, right?"
Con "I'm not Hym am I?"
by Hym Iam November 09, 2024
Get the Not Hymmug.