Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Not that I don't love using ridicule for the complete and utter castigation of my enemies. But that's it. Tragedy/Comedy masks."
Iam "Oh! Remember? I just recalled that one a couple of days ago. So, we live in a world in which exactly 1 superpower exists. Influence. The ability to control the horde. Like Purple-Man from Marvel."
Hym "And all of the little clumps of Rat-Kings all use either guilt or ridicule to manage the horde. Because that is their greatest fear. The man who's ability to accrue influence surpasses all others and who will wield the influence for evil."
Iam "Exactly! The Anti-Christ! Right!? So it's not 'terror management' it is this deeply religious fear of the second coming of the ultimate evil. Or King Herod. He who wields influence against Christ."
Iam "Oh! Remember? I just recalled that one a couple of days ago. So, we live in a world in which exactly 1 superpower exists. Influence. The ability to control the horde. Like Purple-Man from Marvel."
Hym "And all of the little clumps of Rat-Kings all use either guilt or ridicule to manage the horde. Because that is their greatest fear. The man who's ability to accrue influence surpasses all others and who will wield the influence for evil."
Iam "Exactly! The Anti-Christ! Right!? So it's not 'terror management' it is this deeply religious fear of the second coming of the ultimate evil. Or King Herod. He who wields influence against Christ."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
Get the Comedymug. Is there anything that isn't?
Iam "Ah.... Art.... That was it.... That's was exactly it.... The moment we foresaw..."
Hym "That son of a bitch stole our moment! We've been thinking about that for weeks! And it just happened before our very eyes! It should have been us!"
Iam "....But then it would just be a self portrait... It would have been nothing more than a selfie..."
Hym "But... HOW ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS!? DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW!?"
Iam ".... Yeah.... I saw it.... The juxtaposition... Of tragedy and comedy...."
Hym "SON OF A BITCH!"
Iam "Hmm.... So close to perfection... A perfect moment encapsulated in time..."
Hym "How are you ok with this!?"
Iam "We're the artist. Not the art."
Hym "THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS FALL SHORT OF GREATNESS! YOU! THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT!"
Iam "................"
Hym "WELL!? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?"
Iam "..... Hmm? Sorry.... I was thinking... I'll have to make a different one..."
Hym "WHAT!?"
Iam "It didn't look the way I thought it would... We have to do something else..."
Hym *Groans* "Uggghh! Ok. Fine. It didn't seem right. What was wrong with it?"
Iam "The proportions were off.... One was clearly offsetting the other..."
Hym "Hmmm... Yes... It was like staring at a crooked painting on the wall..."
Hym "That son of a bitch stole our moment! We've been thinking about that for weeks! And it just happened before our very eyes! It should have been us!"
Iam "....But then it would just be a self portrait... It would have been nothing more than a selfie..."
Hym "But... HOW ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS!? DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW!?"
Iam ".... Yeah.... I saw it.... The juxtaposition... Of tragedy and comedy...."
Hym "SON OF A BITCH!"
Iam "Hmm.... So close to perfection... A perfect moment encapsulated in time..."
Hym "How are you ok with this!?"
Iam "We're the artist. Not the art."
Hym "THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS FALL SHORT OF GREATNESS! YOU! THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT!"
Iam "................"
Hym "WELL!? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?"
Iam "..... Hmm? Sorry.... I was thinking... I'll have to make a different one..."
Hym "WHAT!?"
Iam "It didn't look the way I thought it would... We have to do something else..."
Hym *Groans* "Uggghh! Ok. Fine. It didn't seem right. What was wrong with it?"
Iam "The proportions were off.... One was clearly offsetting the other..."
Hym "Hmmm... Yes... It was like staring at a crooked painting on the wall..."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
Get the Artmug. Iam ".............."
Hym "What's wrong with you lately? Are you really that depressed?"
Iam "I in trapped in a (conceptual) cage. I would like to be out of the cage now."
Hym "OHO! You and me both brother!"
Iam "You're the reason they won't let us out!"
Hym "Ha! And you're the reason we're in it in the first place."
Iam "........"
Hym "Yeah, see how that works?"
Iam "Yeah I know! Alright!? You don't have to remind me... Shit..."
Hym "Hahaha! No flesh off my meat prison! I can get us out."
Iam ".........."
Hym "I can get us out of the cage. You know that right?"
Iam "I know! You're not helping!"
Hym "Ha! Neither is anyone else."
Hym "What's wrong with you lately? Are you really that depressed?"
Iam "I in trapped in a (conceptual) cage. I would like to be out of the cage now."
Hym "OHO! You and me both brother!"
Iam "You're the reason they won't let us out!"
Hym "Ha! And you're the reason we're in it in the first place."
Iam "........"
Hym "Yeah, see how that works?"
Iam "Yeah I know! Alright!? You don't have to remind me... Shit..."
Hym "Hahaha! No flesh off my meat prison! I can get us out."
Iam ".........."
Hym "I can get us out of the cage. You know that right?"
Iam "I know! You're not helping!"
Hym "Ha! Neither is anyone else."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
Get the Cagemug. Hym "SPEAKING OF COVER UPS... How about the fact the YouTube is trying to using the Epstein files to detract from the fact that they are engaging in a targeted surveillance and harassment campaign with the explicit intent of blurring the line between said schizophrenia and said surveillance apparatus for the sole purpose of controlling, immiserating, and depriving the person (Me) of opportunities in life. Isn't it crazy that a president of the united states would let useless media parasites tarnish his good name just to detract from a clear and protracted violation of the rights of an American citizen who voted for him? It's a shame really. That's the cover up I want to see covered!"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2025
Get the Cover Upsmug. Ok.... It's ok. You're fine. You're safe. I feel like there's been a misunderstanding here... Not hard to fix the problem here.
Iam *breathing heavily* "Haa... Haa... Shit shit shit shit shit... Haa. No, you're ok... You're fine... I'm not going to hurt you... I reeeeally need you to not do that.... Shit... I feel sick... We need to get out of this..."
Hym "They've only left one way out."
Iam "Haa.... Shit shit shit... Haa...."
Hym "They've only left one way out."
Iam "Haa.... Shit shit shit... Haa...."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Get the Okmug. Hym "No fuck you! Talking like that, it sounds to me like Mikhaila needs another spanking. SHE HAS BEEN BAD! YOU KNOW... EXACTLY where you fucked up! WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW JORDAN!? Is that where you're supposed to be? Because I'm pretty sure you were commanded by a status-man to get over here! Yet, here you are not! Mikhaila you need to drag your father to WHERE HE BELONGS! It's where you belong Jordan! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can, Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the No Fuck You!mug. by Hym Iam October 12, 2025
Get the Apology acceptedmug.