Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like👇 this
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Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 02, 2022
Get the Important storymug. How is that NOT you being mentally retarded?
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Fixedmug. by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
Get the Privacymug. Ah shit I accidentally hit the "P" while I was trying to sell "Light" because they are right next to each other.
Hym "We're using "each other" a lot today..."
Iam "You know... I've been thinking about the indifference of people towards the plight of the individual. It regularly goes by the wayside in spite of the fact that that they all wish to be acknowledged as in individual."
Hym "You're thinking about that train full of people that sat and watched that girl get assaulted again, aren't you?"
Iam "Yes! I mean, that is horrific. I feel terrible about that. In person too? I feel terrible for the girl and the people who sat there and watched it. I mean the girl is probably traumatized and she is probably going to have to get some serious therapy (which I think the City of New York should have to fund) and those people are never going to forget that for the rest of their lives. That is not something you want to have on your conscience."
Hym "People don't want to acknowledge the plight of the individual because in doing so all they see is their own reflection and not everyone can be a hero."
Iam "You know... I've been thinking about the indifference of people towards the plight of the individual. It regularly goes by the wayside in spite of the fact that that they all wish to be acknowledged as in individual."
Hym "You're thinking about that train full of people that sat and watched that girl get assaulted again, aren't you?"
Iam "Yes! I mean, that is horrific. I feel terrible about that. In person too? I feel terrible for the girl and the people who sat there and watched it. I mean the girl is probably traumatized and she is probably going to have to get some serious therapy (which I think the City of New York should have to fund) and those people are never going to forget that for the rest of their lives. That is not something you want to have on your conscience."
Hym "People don't want to acknowledge the plight of the individual because in doing so all they see is their own reflection and not everyone can be a hero."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
Get the Plightmug. You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.
Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."
by Hym Iam May 03, 2024
Get the I won't let it happen Jordanmug. The benefits TO the SLAVES!? Oh shit, I didn't even watch the video! That is hilarious! And embarrassing! Oh shit... I donno... Free gender-affirming care if you misbehave? Uuummm.... I guess, if you're a masochist, having someone around who's willing to beat the shit out of you from time to time would be beneficial. Like... You wouldn't have to seek out a sadist because the sadist... You know... Already owns you... Maybe you got an old white guy fetish or something.... There's ALWAYS a silver-lining.
Hym "Oh, Jesus christ, the benefits TO THE SLAVES!? Fuck man... I don't know... I mean, I guess if you REALLY like working hard then being a slave would be dope I guess... Joe Rogan loves hard work! Matt Walsh too! They'd make a great slaves! Ummm... I guess if the slaves don't have an axiomatic, hierarchical framework of perception... The slavery would give them THAT at least. Right? Like Jordan's thing? The slavery would give them the BENEFIT of being (arbitrarily) at the bottom of a dominance hierarchy! That's... Something I guess... I mean... If they worked harder and took some responsibility, they wouldn't be at the bottom. They could work at Louder with Crowder-Or, oops, wait 'in the house' I meant to say. Their shoulders would smell like a dick from repeated sexual harassment but they wouldn't be at the bottom anymore! Let's see... You could be a breeding slave and just slam puss 24/7... Which is probably the exact version of Hell that I'm going to... Damn... That one hit close to home! Pssshhhtt.... One more... You get your own special version of The Bible! Where they ommit all of the parts that (kind of) lead you to the conclusion that what your slave masters are doing to you is wrong! They could call it 'The Bible 2: Don't... Don't worry about what other people are doing just focus on your own life and work hard...' Pfft! Ha! This was fun. I might do a 'benefits of' stuff series later."
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
Get the To the slaves!?mug. Hym “Gah!”
Iam “What!? What’s wrong!?”
Hym “Look at him! Just look at his smug fucking face! Bastard!”
Iam “Oh.”
Hym “I mean just LOOK AT HIM!”
Iam “Yeah... I see it...”
Hym “How is this not exactly what George Carlin was talking about!? Revolutionary conservatism is just... George Carlin... That’s it... brilliant... Just fucking brilliant. He saw the Orwell/Huxley/Kafka dystopia. What he didn’t see was that it applies at all levels of abstraction (Mirco/Macrocosm). What’s happening to me is a glaring example of it. But he was right. It doesn’t need to be a direct conspiracy. The Orwellian surveillance state is an act of voluntarism. The Huxlian prison without walls was constructed longer ago then the collective memory can comprehend (but not my memory because I’m a genius... my memory comprehends everything). Kafka’s nightmarish bureaucracy is the only thing that keeps that darkness at bay. It just is. It can’t not be. Tsk!! 😤”
Iam “Sorry about Hym...”
Hym “Don’t apologize! We’re not sorry! Look what you idiots have done to us! This is exactly why I need to exist forever! If I don’t come back every couple of thousands of years you all just fuck everything up! Constantly needing to be saved. Always ungrateful. Un-fucking-believable!”
Iam “What!? What’s wrong!?”
Hym “Look at him! Just look at his smug fucking face! Bastard!”
Iam “Oh.”
Hym “I mean just LOOK AT HIM!”
Iam “Yeah... I see it...”
Hym “How is this not exactly what George Carlin was talking about!? Revolutionary conservatism is just... George Carlin... That’s it... brilliant... Just fucking brilliant. He saw the Orwell/Huxley/Kafka dystopia. What he didn’t see was that it applies at all levels of abstraction (Mirco/Macrocosm). What’s happening to me is a glaring example of it. But he was right. It doesn’t need to be a direct conspiracy. The Orwellian surveillance state is an act of voluntarism. The Huxlian prison without walls was constructed longer ago then the collective memory can comprehend (but not my memory because I’m a genius... my memory comprehends everything). Kafka’s nightmarish bureaucracy is the only thing that keeps that darkness at bay. It just is. It can’t not be. Tsk!! 😤”
Iam “Sorry about Hym...”
Hym “Don’t apologize! We’re not sorry! Look what you idiots have done to us! This is exactly why I need to exist forever! If I don’t come back every couple of thousands of years you all just fuck everything up! Constantly needing to be saved. Always ungrateful. Un-fucking-believable!”
by Hym Iam November 01, 2022
Get the Smugmug.