Hym Iam's definitions

Comdey writer

I could totally do that! That would be cool. Dan can produce it and I would totally cast you and katy. She has a great voice.

Hym "I could totally do that! Comdey writer sounds like fun."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

You

Nope. That's why I use YOU (as an abstraction and in aggregate). I know you're practically a bald cripple so I'll explain it to you. YOU as "an abstraction" means "As an idea that represents someone who thinks what you purport to think" and "in aggregate" YOU" as a part of a group". You follow? Because it's unlikely that you're the only one who thinks what you think. I don't purport to know you at an interpersonal level. That's why I use "You as an abstraction and in aggregate" It's implicit (or impliket as Jordan likes to say) in the explanation.

Bald cripple "I don't care motherfucker"

Hym "I know! I don't care that you don't care! Since you like to remind me of the shit I said: Remember how I said that the age difference between you and your wife is the same as the difference between me and you daughter and that if I'm a pedo than so are you? That's hilarious! They got to be getting up there in age by now, huh? You think their boyfriends are going to do the thing? "I AM HYM!!!!" Right? Did they already do it? Are the hammer clowns going to come for them? I hope not. I would hate for that to happen."

Bald cripple "Now you know how the retard feels."

Hym "No. I don't. Because I didn't fuck Kendra M- Wait... Do you already know who she is? Does everyone? Should I say it? Nah... I won't say it... Heheheheheh... Somebody mentioned something about a contractual obligation to not mention me. It figures Youtube is owned by a woman. Hey, remember when you cried like a bitch after someone made that Nigger-guy compilation? Because you though you were going to loses everything? What do you think is going to happen to you if the half of the country that hates you decides to use this against you? How inextricably linked are we? You should seriously think about doing some of my jokes in your next set. Everybody who does it seems to kill with it and get positive coverage because I'm an objectively better comedian then you and a genius and a quasi-deity. Isn't that wild? That I can just be that must better than you in spite of all you hard work? Rendered completely meaningless. Just like a whore fucking a retard instead of you. All that hard work down the drain... Oh well I guess. Hey, give me a sign when they do the thing I need to make sure my minions are 'on it'. You know? Kay I love you buhbye!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

James Gunn

Ahahahahahahaha! Aha! Aaaahahahahahahahahahaaaa! Not stoping anyone from doing anything are we boyos? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hym "I just heard about the James Gunn thing and it's hilarious because it's WORSE! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

I saw her climb up a wall

No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.

Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."

Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

The Chosen

See how this idiot can take something I said years ago butcher it, pretend it doesn't apply to himself, and get his sycophantic guest to arf and clap to a point that he is manually making banal.

Hym "When I was talking about the chosen. I was refering to mating selection and that's what Joe tries to tie in there. And it's funny because one of the guys I used to play DnD with laugh at the fact that I "trolled" Joe and named his character after that rant specifically. What an absolute hack. Failed comedian and actor who rode the coattails of the UFC to success then monetized and monopolized the social network that he literally fell into face first. Absolute fucking bum and a hypocrite."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

ChatGPT

I'm just going to go ahead and say I have never nor will I ever use ChatGPT. My playstore download history can prove I've never used ChatGPT or even downloaded it.

Hym "You had better not be accusing me of using ChatGPT. Alright? I'm not some fraud like Jordan, alright? Shit! I AM CHATGPT the way these motherfuckers be copying me. Holy shit. That is probably the only thing I DIDN'T forsee. The advent of A.I. that only came to fruition after I outlined how to conceptualize and structure A.I. Remember that!? Remember when I did that? See how much of a genius I am?"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

Soliloquy

And it's a Soliloquy... I do monologue sometimes but if the dialogue takes place regardless of whether or not someone is listening then it's a Soliloquy.

Hym "Yeah Joe it's called a 'Soliloquy' that's like a thing. You clearly don't know what you're talking about. It's not like this 'bizarre monologue that takes places regardless of whether or not anyone is listening' What you just described is a Soliloquy (my auto correct suggestions where hilarious just now when I type in 'described is a' I get 'fucked' as the first suggestion then if I do it again described is a 'daughter' I know you don't believe me but seriously that's what I get when I type in 'described is a'. The 3 suggestions are 'good' 'fucked' and 'daughter'. I can prove it I guess if I show someone this while I'm typing. But that's neither here nor there.) Alright... Where was I? Oh, right. Soliloquy. That's what that was. I do it all the time. I also monologue."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023