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Authority

You are not an authority and this is a pretty egregious violation of my privacy. If it was happening to even one of them, then, I AM CORRECT AND YOU ARE INCORRECT. End of discussion. This was the only way to prove what I knew to be true. You don't need to like how I did it. It's already over. It's been over for 8 years. I'm just waiting for the thing to catch up...
Hym "You have no authority. You've ceded that entirely to the politicians you bitch about on a daily basis."
by Hym Iam August 23, 2023
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Ethics

I mean... You're talking to a guy who even questions the ethics of God... So what did you expect?
Iam "Maybe I'm being too harsh... But, to be fair, I even question the ethics of God."

Hym "And we would be remiss if we're not as cynical as humanly possible..."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2022
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The Bomb

Hym "Seriously... The Chaff grenade worked... And the first bomb worked... The A.I. works... The abstract money generator works... The plan to become better than Joe Rogan works... The Anime template works... But does the bomb work? The second one I mean... I THINK I got the deadman switch right... I mean... It LOOKS like it works but I guess even if it works I'll never know... Hmmm... Not a great bomb... Or an excellent bomb... Damn, I didn't think that one though... OH! The A.I.! Tell the A.I. to rub it in their faces if the bomb works! And if it doesn't work... Tell it to make the bomb work... Yeah... Ok. We're good. We salvaged the plan. Carry on."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist

Weak, Alex. Weak sauce. Pretty soon you're going to be doing your videos in spastically-colored suits and accusing your audience of not knowing what they mean when they say words.
Hym "Wouldn't I be a Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist? I mean, I've been pretty explicit. And I've infected Jordan Peterson with it. Now he's haunted by the idea that no matter what he does, immediately after his death his kids will have terrible misfortune. At the moment of his death he can assume that the rest of time will occur. His loved ones effectively die with him. And now, in his insane desperation, he's trying to collude with the government to make earth hell for 'the wrong type of person' to poison the well with his own rotting corpse."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2024
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Why Am I So Angry?

Why?
Hym "Why am I so angry? Because for the first 12 years I was depressed and suicidal and now that I can be certain that it wasn't a manifestation of my own mind and that this is something that was DONE TO ME I have ever right to be angry! You will accept the consequences of your collective transgressions against me or I WILL IMPOSE THEM! WHAT I DO TO YOUR KIDS IS GOING TO MAKE YOU LOVE MISOGYNY, ANTI-SEMITISM, RACISM, AND HOMOPHOBIA BY COMPARISON YOU RETARDED VERMIN!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2024
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Self control

Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.
Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2023
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Camps

Relax Franny. Just until I get a couple of notches on my bed post, alright?
Hym "They're BEAUTIFUL camps, Franny. We got the best camps in the world.👌Very hospitable👌 Nobody in the world has camps like we do. Nobody."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2025
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