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PFFFTTT!!! Is my fanbase (largely) female!? Ha! Hahahahahaha! Aha! I know I got a couple of Asmr girls on board Bwahahahahahaha! That's funny... That's a funny thought...
Hym "Is that what you think of me? That I'm some kind of deplorable smut peddler? I mean... I'm not saying I'm not... But you could at least hold me in a little higher regard... Like a smut CEO... Chief of smut... High priest of smut... Patron saint! There it is. The patron saint of smut!"
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
Get the Smut mug.Ooooh I just saw it! Oooo we're a little salty about that one ain't we? Hohohohoho! That's pretty good man... You want to know what?
Hym "You're a little salty about the season 3 shit huh? Want to know what else is funny? If idda sexually harassed that chick she would have loved it! Probably, right? I'm uniquely charming! She'd be raising the next stage in human evolution as we speak! Ahahahahahahahahaa!!"
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
Get the Season 3 mug.In the show he didn't actually fucking fight in the wars he's hyped up for being involved in, so, no... His "battle I.Q." isn't higher and in the comic books Homelander tricks him in to letting him (Homelander) fuck his (Solider Boy) butthole. No. Soldier Boy doesn't win.
Hym "And in addition to Solider boy, Nolan's bum ass doesn't win either. This clown is out here getting beaten to death by a metal mace. Wouldn't have survived without high tech medical intervention. You expect me to believe that I'm not going to cook his brains like a poached egg? Get the fuck outta here."
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
Get the Solider Boy mug.It's a classic. Basic premise is this: This Italian chick dates a black guy... That is all. The brothers and the parents don't like it very much.
Hym "You ever watch Jungle Fever? I haven't seen that shit in forever. Prime Wesley Snipes and Spike Lee. Classic."
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
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Get the I have no mouth and I must scream mug.The act of creating myths or mythology.
Hym "I see the propensity for people to mythologize... Everyone has their own little theory, don't they? As to why I did this. And the funny thing about the truth is 1. You wouldn't know the difference and 2. You wouldn't believe me if I told you 3. You wouldn't even believe THAT I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. And the truth is: It couldn't have been more of a whim. I just felt like doing this one day. Consequences be damned.
Hym "I see the propensity for people to mythologize... Everyone has their own little theory, don't they? As to why I did this. And the funny thing about the truth is 1. You wouldn't know the difference and 2. You wouldn't believe me if I told you 3. You wouldn't even believe THAT I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. And the truth is: It couldn't have been more of a whim. I just felt like doing this one day. Consequences be damned.
It was completely arbitrary. It couldn't be any more trivial to me. I think that's why Jordan hates it so much. Sure. There is a little spite sprinkled in but that retard mocked my pride. I just felt like doing it. But the mythologizing doesn't stop at what's happening to me. You see that in the ethos of some of these culture critics. It's like ancient Greece and your 'Mindsets'and your 'Grinds' and your 'Hard work' are all just 'Hephaestus' and 'Apollo' and 'Zeus'. You see, if you sacrifice 2 goats and a goose on a Tuesday 'Grind' will reward you with 20 virgins! And it's like 'Give me a break dawg. Do they like fat cocks? Do they like having access to unlimited money? Do you have either of those things?'
Captain Fat Cock "Um... Well... They don't like the 'Money' they like the 'Security' "
Hym "No. You're trying to eject us both into semantic space. What you're doing is compartmentalizing abstractions that are vaguely associated with money and it looks like this : ___Money__
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And you're pointing to ABCD but that's still just money.
Captain Fat Cock "They like other things, see? I figured it out in my thinky thoughts."
Hym "Right, but I like things other than Playstation. I like working out. But I'm GOING to play Playstation."
Captain Fat Cock "You SHOULD be working out! It'll please Mindset and Hard work!"
Hym "Oh? Instead of doing the thing I want to do I should be doing the other thing? Ooooooohhhh... Ok. Good idea! Great even!"
Captain Fat Cock "Um... Well... They don't like the 'Money' they like the 'Security' "
Hym "No. You're trying to eject us both into semantic space. What you're doing is compartmentalizing abstractions that are vaguely associated with money and it looks like this : ___Money__
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A B C D
And you're pointing to ABCD but that's still just money.
Captain Fat Cock "They like other things, see? I figured it out in my thinky thoughts."
Hym "Right, but I like things other than Playstation. I like working out. But I'm GOING to play Playstation."
Captain Fat Cock "You SHOULD be working out! It'll please Mindset and Hard work!"
Hym "Oh? Instead of doing the thing I want to do I should be doing the other thing? Ooooooohhhh... Ok. Good idea! Great even!"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2023
Get the Mythologizing mug.You sure it's not scorn? Is it still evny if you been scorned? How would you know the difference? Scorn. And it's a cool word. Sounds like corn. And something you would DO to corn. Like 'Hey can you go scorn some corn for me? We're going to have it as a side for dinner' Yeah? They should have used that instead of 'shuck.' Why shuck corn when you can scorn it? Scorn the corn.
by Hym Iam March 26, 2023
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