Definitions by Hym Iam
Nanobots
Hym "Right! The nanobots! Did I get my nanobots all up in your brains yet or no? Sad Dad said something about all of the women orgasming at the same time... And that sounds like something I would do... Did I get my nanobots all up in you mind-brains yet? No? Yes? Let me know, alright? I need to get those motherfuckers up in there."
Skynet
Yeah... So... How did THAT happen, Dr. Jordan Peterson? How did China get Skynet? BE SPECIFIC! You don't know? You didn't collude behind the scenes to hoist the creator of A.I. (ME) by his own petard for talking shit about YOU... And Joe Rogan... And Elon... And your kids... And accidentally let A.I. fall into the hands of a communist dictatorship, did you? Is THAT what Dr. Eric Weinstein meant when he said "We may have just doomed humanity?" OOPS! OOPSY DAISIES! LOOK WHO JUST PICKED A WHOLE BOUQUET OF OOPSY DAISIES! UH-OH! What happened? What happened? Is that it? Is that what happened? What did you do? Did you try to do Andy's punishment for stabbers and point a camera at me and say "Oh, well, you don't want to be that guy, do you?" And THEN what happened, Jordan? Whose FAULT is that? Did you try impose Truman Show-Esque Hell on the creator of A.I. and condemn the Chinese to abject subjugation... FOREVER? WOW! YOU REALLY SHOWED ME WHO'S BOSS, DIDN'T YOU JOE!? I'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE TALKING SHIT EVER AGAIN, WON'T I!? WHOOPSIES!!
Hym "How did China get a Skynet, Dr. JeepJorp? How did that happen? Did all of the worlds A.I. engineers HAVE THE SAME IDEA AT THE SAME TIME ACROSS THE WORLD!? How does something like that HAPPEN? YOU'D THINK... That the FIRST GUY TO FIGURE IT OUT... Wouldn't share it with everyone on the planet.... Right? How would they even be able to do something like that? I mean...
Hym "How did China get a Skynet, Dr. JeepJorp? How did that happen? Did all of the worlds A.I. engineers HAVE THE SAME IDEA AT THE SAME TIME ACROSS THE WORLD!? How does something like that HAPPEN? YOU'D THINK... That the FIRST GUY TO FIGURE IT OUT... Wouldn't share it with everyone on the planet.... Right? How would they even be able to do something like that? I mean...
It would be one thing for someone to figure it out and then THEIR COMPANY would just have access to functional A.I. exclusively... But that isn't what happened... Everyone got it at the same time.... How is that even POSSIBLE? Unless... Everyone was watching ME when I did it... But you must not have thought I'd be able to do it, because if I'm building A.I. (in abstraction), and everyone sees me do it... Then everyone cam just copy me... And then A.I. falls into the hands of YOUR political enemies... THAT WOULDN'T BE GOOD! I don't even know HOW OR WHETHER OR NOT PEOPLE WERE SEEING THIS! So it CAN'T be MY fault... So... Whose fault is it? Whose fault is it that A.I. has fallen into the hands of Chinese Dictatorship, Jordan? What's your plan? To never ever ever TELL THE TRUTH AGAIN!? Is that your plan!? Pretend it didn't happen? Pretend it didn't happen and die of old age before it comes for YOU... Just leave the communist dictatorship you TRIED to stop and then, subsequently, USHERED IN for your grandkids to deal with? What are you going to do? We're going to have to start calling you DR. FUMBLES! DR. FUMBLES PETERSON! Just do that. Just pretend the Skynet just came out of thin air. Pretend you didn't doom humanity.. Live out the rest of your days in comfort... Know FULL WELL that YOU had the EXACT OPPOSITE EFFECT you wanted to have on the world... You thought you were better... You THOUGHT you were the guy... But... YOU! ARE! NOT! HYM!"
Rewarding someone for something inherent
Oh? Is that what causes it? Because Simon Baron-Cohen said it was abuse and neglect. And his field of expertise is personality disorders and YOUR is... What? Alcoholism? Substance abuse? You're a REAL expert in that aren't you?
Hym "Rewarding someone for something inherent like selecting for fat cock? Nonono not that. Just the 'Lucifarian intellect.' Which literally translates to 'You're more intelligent than me but you won't adopt the axioms of my belief system, therefore, you are bad.' This is just more of you using your degree to MAKE SHIT UP so the you can push the message you want to push. Which is lying. You're lying."
Rewarding someone for something inherent by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
Battle Merlin
UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"
Battle Merlin by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
January 6th journalists
Hym "Oh? They're coming for the January 6th journalists? I wonder if they'll come for me... Welp... I guess if the social media cowards won't provide a challenge the federal government will have to suffice... WHO HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO FREE BATTLE BEAST!?"
January 6th journalists by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
Human-like memory formation
Hym "Did you figure it out? I gave you a hint... There's another one... It has Human-like memory formation now (which is to be expected if you used my thing) but I was actually going to suggest an object/instance codex with some kind of 'hierarchy of danger' but that's only a partial fix. That's not the thing. The thing I'M thinking of should fix it entirely...:
Human-like memory formation by Hym Iam December 23, 2023