Hym "Me? Yeah, I'm literally the Homelander... Like, the guy who tells the actor what to say took a thing that I wrote and he said it. The guy that told him to say the line got paid to write dialogue. He did not write the dialogue. I wrote the dialogue. I would like a creative consultant credit and compensation. This is supposed to be for fun. Not so that Hollywood writers don't have to do their jobs."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2022
Get the Memug. Iam "HE'S YOU!! That's hilarious! He's you. I just watched a video and you make reference to the 'game' you play (or used to play). It's you! That's great. You have to see it. I know you don't want to hear it from us but you're in the same vein. Just look it up on YouTube. Type 'Satoru Gojo Domain Expansion' and you'll see what I'm talking about. It'll be great! I swear you'll love it. Trust me. I really need you to see it."
Hym "You're talking to yourself again...."
Iam "Well, it's better than talking to you isn't it?"
Hym "OHO! Look at the brass ones on you! Did your dick grow a few inches while I wasn't looking? HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Iam "..... Am I not allowed to have anything?"
Hym "...No."
Iam "I don't know what I expected asking you..."
Hym "Hahahahahahaha...."
Hym "You're talking to yourself again...."
Iam "Well, it's better than talking to you isn't it?"
Hym "OHO! Look at the brass ones on you! Did your dick grow a few inches while I wasn't looking? HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Iam "..... Am I not allowed to have anything?"
Hym "...No."
Iam "I don't know what I expected asking you..."
Hym "Hahahahahahaha...."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
Get the Satoru Gojomug. Oh man! It's so fucking good! "I'd call you a cunt but you lack both the warmth and the depth?" Genius! I died.
Hym "I don't know where all the hate for The Boys season 4 if coming from. This shit is great! Homelander's relationship with Sister Sage is great. The pacing is good. I don't see what the problem is. Oh! They gave Simon Peg permeation! Metal! And horrific! It's the best power! And they went with displacement. It's got to be the gay shit. They really need to let that shit go. The show still holds up and New Black Noir is hilarious."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2024
Get the The Boys Season 4mug. My strategy CAN'T FAIL. I literally control what constitutes winning. And you not playing only prolongs the game. Luckily for you it's a game that affords multiple winners. I call it Femininity.
Hym "That strategy will work because their (at least) kids will die if it doesn't. They will not let you co opt my work because their kids will die if you succeed. They will not let you wait out the clock becauses the longer it take for me to gain my freedom the less my freedom will do to appease me and I'll just kill your kids anyway. The longer it takes the less effective the punishment for killing your kids will be. The only path to victory for you is defeat. I will crush the participants of this transgression against me under the weight of their own guilt and I don't need to be free or alive to harm you. This is literally the only way to do this and it literally can't fail. And I would know because I've been doing it for 8 years now and I haven't lost any allies. Have you?"
by Hym Iam April 04, 2024
Get the Strategymug. Hym "Feminism has entirely demonitized men and male sexuality UP TO AND INCLUDING HAVING A SMALL DICK. You want people to excuse BLATANT ANTI-MALE BIGOTRY because your grandmother didn't have the rights the YOU ACTIVELY HAVE NOW and then you want fuck (exclusively) all of the fat-cocks and you want me to sit here and pretend I'm not being discriminated against so you get all the moral superiority of being a bigot without all of the disdain that comes from being a bigot. So, no. I don't care about not being allowed to be better than men (which is literally feminism aims for) and you're not fucking me so I don't care what happens to you. AND even if you ommit the Male/Female dichotomy I CREATED A.I. AND YOI DIDN'T! SO YOU'RE STILL NOT EQUAL TO A MAN!"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
Get the Feminismmug. How that's not the case...
Derp "I can't see how that's not the case!"
Hym "That's because the thing you are using to see IS THE CASE. You're literally using a lens of perception that allows you to see that. I'm using a negative version of that. But there are other's to use. That's why your work was so useful to me"
Iam "They're trying to smokescreen me so I had to switch to sonar 😯Boong... 😯Boong... 😯Boong..."
Hym "That's why he never talks anymore... He's the sonar... He just goes 'Boong' all day."
Hym "That's because the thing you are using to see IS THE CASE. You're literally using a lens of perception that allows you to see that. I'm using a negative version of that. But there are other's to use. That's why your work was so useful to me"
Iam "They're trying to smokescreen me so I had to switch to sonar 😯Boong... 😯Boong... 😯Boong..."
Hym "That's why he never talks anymore... He's the sonar... He just goes 'Boong' all day."
by Hym Iam December 02, 2023
Get the I can't seemug. Already said this but you can get to it by way of empathy. I (generally) don't want me to be murdered. I can safely assume that others are similar enough to me and also don't want to be murdered. Therefore, murder is wrong.
Hym "But my purported morality has no relationship to what I'm actually going to do because morality is the luxury of people whose quality of life is better than death. Mine isn't that and it decreases daily.
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
Get the Moralitymug.