Definitions by Hym Iam
Turbo cancer
Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."
Turbo cancer by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
Not Working
Nope. I said that I stopped doing that EXPLICITLY. "She's fucking the retard and everyone is passing off their hours on to me and trying to make me do all the work to make their lives easier... I'm just going to stop working.... I want it to be a slow-burn... I'm going to turn down the tap until they fire me..."
Hym "I wasn't not working. I stopped working. They work not working. Instead of working they fucked the retard and when they were done fucking the retard, I would show up early, work for 15 hours, and do their job in addition to my own."
Not Working by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
The Tate 'Pimp' Thing
Hym "So, to the Tate 'Pimp' thing... He ran a cam girl studio... Where the women did what is essentially Onlyfans... They showed their body on camera... Not ACTUAL porn... Just nudity... Russell Brand DID THE ACTUAL THING THAT PEOPLE WHO DO PORN ACTUALLY DO... TO 1000 WOMEN A YEAR... IN THE FORM OF ORGIES... NOT hated by Jordan Peterson... One of the Jordan REALLY doesn't like... The other is pals and needs to be forgiven under the auspices of the good ole' Catholic doctrine of forgiveness and if bound to just do whatever he wants... How... Does that work? That doesn't make sense... No to me at least... And I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived... So... You'd think I'd be able to make sense of it but... Nah... I don't get it."
The Tate 'Pimp' Thing by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
Rank
Hym "Wow! You guys can't rank things for shit! How!? How is THAT what you came up with? She's RIGHT! SHE'S RIGHT! You DON'T have any taste! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! You've failed your gender... And your race... And society as a whole... Irredeemable! And not just THIS society! ALL OF THEM! Ooooooh man! I'm heated off of that! I'm tight right now! For real! That is fucking wild! No culture! Not taste! Fucking DORKS! And you wonder why I hate everyone and am going kill you all with green goblins. Ooooohoho man. There's something wrong with you people. That's what it is. There's something fundamentally wrong with all of you. I was trying to sleep! I have to sleep for work like an hour ago amd you got me all tight off of that shit! Damn! Goddamn you!"
Pope
You know, he also says proselytizing is a sin, Jordan. Nobody had anything to say about it when he said it but I saw it. It was funny.