Hym Iam's definitions

Shouldn't be here

I have a right to be here. You shouldn't be stealing my shit you fucking clown. The retard shouldn't be in my email. The whore shouldn't be fucking him. I shouldn't be getting surveilled.

Hym "How can you say that a literal prisoner of the state and donut slave who was born here that he shouldn't be here? And that I should have to let you rob me because I don't have your permission to be more successful than you? Your ass is too used to dealing with the other retards. If you all want to be collectively in on it you can all be collectively guilty for doing it and that includes your kids. And there is no argument."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2025

Like that

How you niggas is gonna let these mothafuckas do me

Hym "You niggas is really gonna let them do me like that?"

Iam *sigh* ".....They don't like that you want to kill their God monster...."

Hym "👌 Defeat👌 I want to defeat the God beast"

Iam "You said k..."

Hym "I KNOW WHAT I SAID!"

Iam "......At least we can take solace in the fact that we were right about a lot of things...."

Hym "You- I ... Shut up! Just shut up!"

Iam "....................."

Hym *sucks teeth* "Bloody bastards!....."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2022

Slavery

Oh I know it still exist. I watch conservative news.

Hym "Oh, I know slavery still exists and I know what I'm talking about is rare but I was referencing the little incident in Haiti or that one plantation in America. On a long enough timeline, the tables could be turned. So who pays the price? Might not be you this time. But it also might."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2022

AI designed antibodies

Good job me.

Hym "Thanks other me! The AI designed antibodies... Why is that guy getting a peace prize... For something that Al did? Right? Cus I designed the AI and the AI did the thing... I don't see where the scientist comes in to play. So if I tell the AI to cure cancer do I get the peace prize? Nonsense! I'll take the credit for all the lives that's going to save though. SAVIOR OF HUMANITY!"

by Hym Iam November 6, 2025

Dumpster house

Hurray dumpster house! I like my dumpster house.

Hym "Hey, I would clean my dumpster house if I felt like it... Which I don't.... I'd clean it today if I knew Mia Khalifa was coming over... But alas... No impending pornstar booty... Oh well... I mean... She's rich so we could just get a hotel room. So really, I wouldn't even NEED to clean dumpster house... And she's hotter than your wife... So there's that... Ummmmm.... Hey, real quick, imagine this for me: Big veiny black cock OPE! TOO LATE! YOU TRIED TO NOT DO IT BUT YOU'RE DOING IT NOW! THE MAKES YOU A HOOOOMOOOO! Hell forever Matt. That's where you're going now. For spending your time thinkin bout fat cocks. And reading the work of a guy that is comprised of like.... 36% fat cocks... Pretty gay to be honest. The fact the your read this daily doesn't piss your book demon off? Weird..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Mistaken Identity

Every time he goes out people approach him on the street and tell them how much he helped them.... And he's like "What, wait... I never said that." And then he realizes that IT WASN'T HIM! IT WAS HYM! ME HYM! And then he cries like a bitch about it because he wants the 80,000 a month he gets on patreon but he KNOWS that he's defrauding them! He can't tell the truth because he'll lose everything! And NOW, he's trying to rally politicians behind him like Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw, collude with the media, BEGGING them to protect him so he can pretend to be a religious thought leader! Even though HIS THOUGHTS aren't what made those people throw their money at him! Lookathimlookathimlookathim! He's "Duplicitous" now! Ahahahahahaha! Look. He's going to try to beat me to the punch and kill the creature before me. Jordan... If a casual gaze from me was enough to SHEAR YOU TO YOUR CORE... What are YOU going to do the the creature!? If The Humbling River that is my soul washing over you was enough to rend the spirit from your meat Gundam... What hope do you possibly have against the creature? What are you going to do when I get there!? Silence me!? Super-bosses are immune to status effects you idiot! What accessory do you think I have equipped!? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAAAAA! Take a guess! AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HUMBLE MYSELF BEFORE HIM!? And not ME Hym but HIM HIM!? BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What happens when you kill it, Jordan?

What are YOU going to do when the creature RESURRECTS ITSELF FROM THE DEAD!? BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! Did you!? All of the religious people that watch and I bet NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU THOUGHT OF THAT! Ye of little faith! I bet you all thought "You can't kill God" or "God isn't real". And THAT is exactly how I know that you can't do it! It's too late. You didn't think of it fast enough. 0 out of 9 billion. You know what? If you thought of it, good for you, you clearly get it. So, what I'm going to do is take challengers inbetween rounds and whoever thought of it gets first dibs.

Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."

Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"

by Hym Iam March 27, 2023

Disagreement

It isn't a disagreement.

Hym "It isn't a simple disagreement. What's happening is happening and I am going to put an end to it. If you won't enforce the harassment laws in the workplace and you won't let me make money outside of the workplace them I'm going to murder your kids. I don't need to prove anything. I don't need to do anything. You need to do what I'm telling you or your kids need to die. If you do not ensure that no single person has authority over me ever again, I'll will murder a child and it will not matter. You pay me now or you lose one of your kids forever. Because there is no God and once they are gone they are gone. I'm not going to listen to you."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025