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The great hoax

YOU KNEW THAT INITIALLY BEN! You all did!
Hym "You're also a liar, Ben. If your breakdown of why Andrew Tate is a liar does not mention me... You're lying. That isn't the truth. 'The great hoax" is a guy doing someome else's plan to become better than Joe Rogan... Destiny as also a fraud. Jordan Peterson also a fraud. Ben Shapiro also a fraud."
The great hoax by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

Shots fired 

Oh shit! Destiny is talking shit about the Majority report people!
Hym "Shots fired! Destiny shouldn't be talking shit about anybody though. He looks like he decided to dress up like lil dickie for Halloween and just never stopped. He looks like he stole his goatee from the set of breaking bad. He's one round of chemo away from being the danger. Where is your ex Destiny? Her little ass is TOO fine! Where is she?
Shots fired by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

Un-personed 

Oh yeah, totally! I can tell Megyn Kelly just has a HUUUUGE problem with people being un-personed!
Hym "Yeah! Getting un-personed for not using someone's pronouns would be AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRAGEDY! The only thing worse than that would be, oh... I don't know, creating A.I. and THEN being un-personed! Good thing we don't know anybody who THAT happened to... That would be WAY worse than it happening over pronouns, roght Megyn? Right? Yeah, they care so much about people being un-personed guys. They're fighting for YOU! Right? That's the last thing they would ever allow to happened ya'll. Un-personing? It's a crime against humanity! Should never be allowed. We should mirder anyone who does it. Imprison their kids. Trap their grandparent's souls in an indian burial ground. Fuck their pets. Key their cars. God, I can't imagine the kind of monster that would do such a thing! Can you Meg? Can you imagine how terrible of a person you would have to be to un-person someone like that? Meg?"
Un-personed by Hym Iam April 19, 2024

Evolution 

No, yeah, no Tucker that's not how theories work. Even if it's accepted as fact it'll still be a "theory."
Hym "A theory explains HOW or WHY a thing is happening so evolution is a fact and 'the theory of evolution' is 'An explanation of how and why evolution occurs.' So, no. And I'm NOT an idiot... I'm a genius. I created A.I. and, hey, I addressed the energy thing. I said 'It's probably going to need a lot of energy... Probably going to need a nuclear reactor.' Like... Can we not get a permit for that? What it going on there? But, hey, Sabine Hossenfelder says that it's more energy efficient than people... So, like... Pound for pound it's better...Hey! What! Why is Piers Morgan talking to the fucking black eyed peas guy about A.I.!? What the fuck?"
Evolution by Hym Iam April 19, 2024

Reconcile 

Oh? What do you still not know how to reconcile the parallel between the tranny and the values? And now you want me to figure it out for you?
Hym "There's nothing for me to reconcile. The parallel you're making about women is entirely manufactured and breaks down as soon as child murder is factored in. The parallel YOU face is the parallel between people trying to uses the mechanisms of the state and the corporate bureaucracy to compel you to affirm their gender while you do the same to get people to affirm your values. The parallel is completely organic. You reconcile it by acknowledging that you're both wrong. You shouldn't be hiring or firing on that basis and what you're BOTH trying to do is manufacture success in people who have your values but it isn't working because you both suck. Your values suck. Youre kids are shit. They exist only to be a vessel for your values. All of my endeavors are successful because I DON'T SUCK. I'm better than everyone. Everything downstream of my grandeur is wildly successful. I created A.I. Approximating my essence makes OTHER PEOPLE better than they once were. It doesn't surprise me that you want to study my mind. It would literally be a waste of time to study anyone else's mind. You couldn't even consider what you were studying a mind and for the low, low price of $37.02 per nut I will breed the women so we can (collectively) try to counteract all of the incest and retardation."
Reconcile by Hym Iam April 19, 2024

Sadistic Auschwitz Guard 

Well then I guess there's no reason to talk to YOU, Jordan. Right. Because you said YOU (Meaning the audience) would be an evil Auschwitz guard and WOULD LIKE IT. Those are your exact words. EVERYONE would be an evil Auschwitz guard. That's what you said. So which is it?
Hym "Are we ALL sadistic Auschwitz guard or do we all HAVE TO agree the sadistic Auschwitz guard is a UNIQUE EVIL that is indefensible? And how is saying the 'You would be an evil Auschwitz guard and you would like it' NOT a defense of evil Auschwitz guard? Because the latter is the exact opposite of what you were saying earlier. It can't be both and it can't be neither. It's either unique to 'evil people' or it could be anyone. That's your Satan, Jordan. And not in the banal miltonian sense. Satan is the nebulous boogeyman that constitutes 'The wrong type of person.' The combat of whom justifies anything and to whom you're allowed to do whatever you want. It's where the conservative pedophile revenge fantasies stem. I am your Satan. You're doimg the same thing that Dr. K was doing when he got side-swiped by Chris Williamson. Self-contradictory statement to detract from the fact that you were WRONG AND A COWARD framed as the structure of reality manifesting itself as your behavior."

Slippery slope 

Hym "Yeah it was a slippery slope but you get the point."
Slippery slope by Hym Iam April 18, 2024