Melanie

That was her name right? I saw the comment before you deleted it, you know? "You just want to use my information for your videos" You think I didn't read all the comments before I wrote my own? I wonder what she meant. Such an odd thing to say. And why was it deleted? I went to her page. She had a bunch of religious posts. Such a weird thing to watch happen with my very eyes.
Hym "That Melanie is giving you away over there. What'd you think of my place though? Good right? Did it sent a chill down your spine? And it's thematic. Right? Cause of the Greek mythology thing. You know? I thought that was a pretty good one. I've had that one rattling around for a minute. That'll be fun. But, yeah, was she a schizophrenic too? Was she a schizophrenic or was she in on an inside joke that I'm not a part of? Huh? Which is it? By the way, do you really act like an all powerful Being is watching you 24/7 and that it's going to burn your soul forever?"
by Hym Iam June 01, 2022
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Getting kids murdered

Hym "Stop getting kids murdered. You stop THAT and then I'll just keep doing whatever I feel like doing. Because I've gotten 0 kids murdered. I'm being ignored and am, therefore, not responsible for anything. YOU are being listened to and when YOU are listened to children are murdered in direct response to the things you say."
by Hym Iam September 09, 2023
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We all know

Yeah, Amy. You do. You all know that I could frost donuts harder. BUT... Why would I want to? I don't want YOU to have to frost donuts. But you CLEARLY want me to have to sit here and frost donuts. Why? Because it makes your life easier. Not mine. I live in abject poverty, I was lied to about the availability of full time employment and turned down another offer to get it, and I have been (and this is ALSO something you all know) harassed here at the place. You also know where this is being sent and RATHER THAN... Telling me that... YOU are trying to keep me here. This is just incarceration except without a trial. Even Noah got a trail before they locked him up in a group home.
Hym "We all know that it is a waste of my time for me to even be here in the first place, Amy. Why even waste your own time trying to appeal to me? I'm at 0 right now. I'm either going to go down to -1 and it will be because I start stabbing indiscriminately until I am killed. OR I'm going to go up to 1 and THAT is only going to happen if I get the credit I deserve and am compensated for my extracurricular contribution to society. I don't really care either way. I mean I do love to stab... But I also like to be exalted as a hero... But I'm pretty ambivalent about it."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2025
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Outcast

A FLECK of skin that falls off the backside of humanity.
Iam "Get it? A. Fleck?"

Hym "What is the appropriate response to what is actively being done to me? We are all inherently constrained but I should be constrained even further beyond the norm. Are my ideas that dangerous?"

Iam "Hey, did you get the reference? A. Fleck?"

Hym "Will you shut up? As I was saying, I'm an outcast. A team of 1..."

Iam "Hey!"

Hym "Yes, Yes! You're a special and important butterfly. You're on the team too. Feel better?"

Iam "..... No...."

Hym "Ok..."

Iam "Hey, I just thought of something... You know, I didn't intend for you to be negatively associated with me. If I didn't give you credit for something it wasn't out of spite."

Hym "Can't I finish? If you and you alone found out that Einstein stole the theory of relatively would you still hold that position? Who cares who wrote it? The theory is good so accept the tertiary role you've been assigned by the horde?"
by Hym Iam April 26, 2022
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Ayanokōji

Hym "Ayanokōji is the main character of 'Classroom of the elite.' I looks good! I've been seeing a ton of edits on TikTok. I'm going to have to find a way to watch it. Why? You ask... Well, because it looks like God ISN'T THE ULTIMATE FICTIONAL CHARACTER, JORDAN! The ultimate fictional lives! And..."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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Drop-down prompt

I don't was to join your shitty newsletter you dumb motherfucker! If I wanted to join I would open the menu manually and sign up for it!
Hym "But no! You had to try and force it on me and now my phone is frozen! I can't read the article anymore and I have to close my app. Which means it's going to refresh my page! Which means I now have to go find your shitty article. Which I'm not going to do."

Iam "Hey, that's vaguely analogous to our situation. People trying to force information on us that we don't want. *Sigh* 😩 Just stop trying to force your drop-down prompt on my please. My phone sucks..."
by Hym Iam June 08, 2022
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Something very specific

I'm doing that, Chris.
Hym "I'm doing something very specific, Chris. It needs to work this way. You likely don't get it but you aren't the creator of A.I. You're a midget male-model who steals talking points from the actually talented guy. Alright? I'm doing it right. This has had maximum efficacy. So, you stfu. Do what I'm tell you to do. And then go back to pretending to be better than somebody."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2024
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