Strawberry

Ichigo in Japanese (apparently) it's also the name they gave to their new A.I. reasoning project.

Hym "Strawberry is a lame name for an A.I. reasoning thing... I wonder what the issue is. Is it ACTUALLY struggling with reasoning or is it just not drawing the conclusions THEY WANT IT TO DRAW? Who knows. If it's a general reason problem then I have an idea BUUUUUUT... Probably not going to get any credit if I tell you here. So...' 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

No, you can't

And not without paying.

Hym "No, you can't. And not without paying. You need to do what I'm telling you or I need to do what I said I would do and there is no in-between there."

by Hym Iam September 09, 2025

Raggle Fraggle

Exaggerated disgruntled grumbling

Hym "Raggle Fraggle..."

Iam "What's wrong with you?"

Hym "They're doing the thing!"

Iam "Yeah... I see it..."

Hym "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUY!!!"

Iam "I see it..."

Hym "Not just... DO YOU HEAR THIS GUY SAYING THE THING WE SAID!? LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!"

Iam "I KNOW!"

Hym "I'M GOING TO PAINT HIS NAME ONTO A BUNCH OF ANGRY GEESE AND THEN SET THEM LOOSE IN A NURSERY!!"

Iam "Pfft what!?"

Hym "They're going to peck those baby faces and everyone is going to know that it's his fault!"

Iam "You... How... Ok. Alright. Yeah. Sure. We'll get a bunch of geese and sick them on children..."

Hym "Babies! Yes! What is even the response to this!? What response is there other than uniquely horrific goose-related violence?"

Iam "I... I don't know..."

Hym "There isn't one! Un-fucking-believable! First retard sex-cult and now this!?"

by Hym Iam June 18, 2022

Threats

They aren't the only ones.

Hym "You're not going to pay the price for what you're doing here and you're not making whatever point you're trying to make. These are not threats. It is the only our I'm willing to give you. I'm not just going to go away. Your kids don't need to die here."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

So what you’re saying is...

Every video is an exercise in bringing people on to affirm your theory of the universe.

Dr Prophet JeepJorp “So what you’re saying is... And tell me if I’m wrong here... I’m right. I’m my world view, I mean. I’m right. About everything! Jung was wrong. You have a responsibility to others that I fulfill by doing whatever I want and like Moses I am a God to the Pharaoh... I’m... I’m better! Better than everyone! You need to do what I say because you can’t control your own mind! You can’t even understand your own mind! Only I can do it for you! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!”

Dr. Jewden “You’re absolutely right! That’s exactly what I was trying to say! You’re right! And Hym doesn’t need to say whatever comes into his mind at any time. Why? Because your thought is pollution and needs to be mediated by Dr. Jeepjorp (under threat of violence)! The public discourse NEEDS to be controlled! But not by the woke leftist. By us! We need to control it! The only way for you to live a meaningful life is for you to be controlled by us! Don’t you see!? Dr. Peepeestones was right all along! About everything! Because in the same way that a whore doesn’t need to fuck a retard, you don’t control of your own life. He’s not a charlatan! It doesn’t matter that he doesn’t believe in God! You need to do what the book says! And I’ll just keep doing whatever I want... regardless of what the book says! Don’t you see!? It’s better this way! It NEEDS to be this way! For everyone! Always and forever. So the Jews don’t get holocausted again... for trying to do the thing I’m trying to do... Er... I mean not that! Ignore that! I didn’t say that! No one has ever said that and no one should EVER say that again. No should they be allowed to... because you don’t need to... what you need... is to remain in your solipsistic bubble until I say that you deserve an elevated status... then, like me, YOU can become a God to Pharaoh... This is the only way!”

Dr. Professor God “So what you’re saying is...”

by Hym Iam November 14, 2022

Cheating

So it IS fat! You're a fat cock! I knew it!

Hym "Ope, yeah, see!? Cheating? Fat cock. There you have it. What did I tell you? Critical fat cock theory. The single most accurate theory of all time."

by Hym Iam October 02, 2023

Audience Capture

Can't be captured by an audience you have no interaction with.

Hym "There are more important things than audience capture and social media and I will murder those things if my case is not heard."

by Hym Iam February 02, 2024