Definitions by Hym Iam

Hurt a jew, we sue you 

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.

Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."

Hurt a jew, we sue you by Hym Iam May 7, 2024

Front Mission 1st

YOOOOOOO! WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM!? THEY MADE A REMAKE FOR PS4/5!?

Hym "LET'S GOOOOOOO! FRONT MISSION 1ST! IT'S FINALLY HERE! A FRONT MISSION GAME FOR THE NEXT GEN! THE NEED TO REMAKE ALL OF THEM! THEY NEED TO COME OUT WITH A NEW ONE! OH MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! For years, to play a front mission game, you have needed to either buy a ps2 and find a copy of the game somewhere or download an emulate... But now... After years... They finally added a remake of Front mission 1st! This was necessary. This IS necessary. More of this needs to happen. We need a remake of 4. And then they need to come out with 5. Somebody needs to buy the rights to this game and make it happen."

Front Mission 1st by Hym Iam May 6, 2024

Authoritarian 

Do you want an autograph or something? I can sign your tits and we can get a picture or something? YOU can sign MY tits and then we can get a picture and then I sign the picture?

Hym "Yes Authoritarian. You're infringing on my right to be on TV and brag about how cool I am. How are people going to cope with their abject inferiority to me if they don't see it with their own eyes? An part of my religion is condemning religion. You're stifling my freeze peach and infringing on my religious freedoms. Oh! Hey, how much do you want to bet that Anti-Semitism act is a direct response to me! That's also infringing on my religious feedoms. I need to use the bible for... Reasons."

Authoritarian by Hym Iam May 6, 2024

Cuckerbeard

Yeah I saw it... It was glorious...

Hym "You know, if you type in Cuckerbeard... You suggestive text WILL give you Zuckerberg... "

Cuckerbeard by Hym Iam May 6, 2024

Destiny's excuse 

And you know what he does, right?

Hym "Here's his entire gambit: He asserts that there's some epistemological disparity between him and his opposition (No! It wasn't in 1948! It was in 1937! Meh!)

THEN he loads up 'What, do you believe reductio ad absurdum!? You can't possibly believe reductio ad absurdum!' (As known as 'What, do you believe in educational rape!? He believes in educational rape!' Which you can see between that last Muslim apologist and Matt Dillahunty) and then he shits out his little blob of ink-poop (It's not the reductio ad absurdum I just used to misrepresent you argument! The REAL TRUTH is somewhere in the nebulous cloud of ink-poop I just shit out!). And then he uses Ben Shapiro's rhetorical manipulation tactics of talking fast with his nasally voice. What a fucking dork! And the funnies part is: If I'm right about the wife thing... He's literally a serial rapist! And you know what destiny's excuse is going to be as to why you need to let him get away with it? 'But what about my kid guys!? You have to let me be a serial rapist because parental dictatorship guys! Meh! I need to sexually defraud all the pornstars cus Jordan Peterson was made to look like an absolute fool by the guy I'm pretending to be! I want to be special like Hym guys! Please let me be special guys!' And then you sit and agrue with this idiot about conceptually adjacent arguments I've make and it gets nowhere because it's INTENDED not to go anywhere! That's his whole purpose. Obfuscate the nature of the debate and prevent the discourse from moving in any direction!"

Destiny's excuse by Hym Iam May 6, 2024

Attacked 

Majority report ATTACKED guys! They're being attacked!

Hym "See how that works Sam? As soon as I'm FOR something... They immediately rail against it. You were completely out of the discourse... I come in... Now they come for YOU. See how that works? You're being attacked now."

Attacked by Hym Iam May 6, 2024

Inference 

Hey! Look at that! A.I. can craft pictures as you're writing the propt!

Hym "It's almost like they taught it inference! It can deduce what you're about to propt by way of inference! It didn't do that before! And now it does! So weird! Who came up with THAT idea? What a mystery! They still don't understand WHY it works that was but it's smarter now..."

Inference by Hym Iam May 6, 2024