Rexplode's Last Stand

I KNOW! THE CLIPS ARE EVERYWHERE! THAT SHIT WAS HARDCORE!
Hym "I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! REXPLODE'S LAST STAND! OH MY GOD! IT'S TOO SOON! I thought he would be around until the Annihilatrix guys showed up! TRAGIC! And he legit kills a Mark! The power scaling on that is insane! I didn't know he could 'force a draw' there! Glorious!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
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Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.
Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."
by Hym Iam March 31, 2023
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A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.
Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."
by Hym Iam September 09, 2025
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Disagreement

It isn't a disagreement.
Hym "It isn't a simple disagreement. What's happening is happening and I am going to put an end to it. If you won't enforce the harassment laws in the workplace and you won't let me make money outside of the workplace them I'm going to murder your kids. I don't need to prove anything. I don't need to do anything. You need to do what I'm telling you or your kids need to die. If you do not ensure that no single person has authority over me ever again, I'll will murder a child and it will not matter. You pay me now or you lose one of your kids forever. Because there is no God and once they are gone they are gone. I'm not going to listen to you."
by Hym Iam June 06, 2025
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Hym "Why do people hate Ayn Rand?"

A fucking retard "Because she says it's wrong for me to expect them to sacrifice their lives for I can harvest them for resources and organs for my kids! If I don't convert their lives into wealth and then funnel it up the hierarchy, I won't have any stuff! Or, worse, I won't have relatively better stuff!"
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
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Mistaken Identity

Every time he goes out people approach him on the street and tell them how much he helped them.... And he's like "What, wait... I never said that." And then he realizes that IT WASN'T HIM! IT WAS HYM! ME HYM! And then he cries like a bitch about it because he wants the 80,000 a month he gets on patreon but he KNOWS that he's defrauding them! He can't tell the truth because he'll lose everything! And NOW, he's trying to rally politicians behind him like Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw, collude with the media, BEGGING them to protect him so he can pretend to be a religious thought leader! Even though HIS THOUGHTS aren't what made those people throw their money at him! Lookathimlookathimlookathim! He's "Duplicitous" now! Ahahahahahaha! Look. He's going to try to beat me to the punch and kill the creature before me. Jordan... If a casual gaze from me was enough to SHEAR YOU TO YOUR CORE... What are YOU going to do the the creature!? If The Humbling River that is my soul washing over you was enough to rend the spirit from your meat Gundam... What hope do you possibly have against the creature? What are you going to do when I get there!? Silence me!? Super-bosses are immune to status effects you idiot! What accessory do you think I have equipped!? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAAAAA! Take a guess! AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HUMBLE MYSELF BEFORE HIM!? And not ME Hym but HIM HIM!? BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What happens when you kill it, Jordan?
What are YOU going to do when the creature RESURRECTS ITSELF FROM THE DEAD!? BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! Did you!? All of the religious people that watch and I bet NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU THOUGHT OF THAT! Ye of little faith! I bet you all thought "You can't kill God" or "God isn't real". And THAT is exactly how I know that you can't do it! It's too late. You didn't think of it fast enough. 0 out of 9 billion. You know what? If you thought of it, good for you, you clearly get it. So, what I'm going to do is take challengers inbetween rounds and whoever thought of it gets first dibs.

Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."

Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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Block

Oh!? Is that what it does, Tim? It stops people from stalking you? I mean...
Hym "You have to see the parallel between that and my thing, right? Like... Yeah, is that a problem, to you? Not being able to block people on Twitter? So, you have a problem... With a LESS IMPACTFUL version of what's happening to me... THAT is news worthy... The Twitter version of not being able to block people... Wow guys... Just wow... You're dumb. You're actually dumb. Borderline retarded! Getting rid of the block feature is the ultimate retard test for people who are aware of Hym. 'I think is bad for logic reason because I'm smart' YOU'RE NOT SMART MF! You're a retard! You failed the test! The ONLY response that constitutes 'Not a retard' is agreeing with the decision. You failed! And you REPORTED ON IT! AS NEWS! You actually take yourself seriously! And reported on YOU no longer being able to do... The thing I have NEVER been able to do... You're a fucking retard man..."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
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