Hym Iam's definitions
I'm provocative in so far as when I say what I think it can be considered provocative. I'm a prophet!
Hym "Provocative? You set yourself up for that one but that's telling. This is just about getting me to shut. You can both go fuck yourselves. The only people you serve, you serve in abstraction and not in actuality. 1 is a perfectly interchangeable cog in a money redistribution machine and the other a literal false prophet. What you deserve it to rot in obscurity in a university no one has heard of where everyone knows your work but no know you. Instead, you found a way to escape. Yelling at purple hair retards. And you found a way to impose your fate on someone who has 'wronged' you. Even better."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
Get the Provocativemug. Seriously guy, the social credit score I have completed fabricated within the confines of my retarded midget mind is REAL! It's REAL guys!
A midget who looks like a fairy "I got a man points!"
Hym 🤦 ♂️ *sigh* "Uh, yup. You sure do bud... You got all the... You got all the man points. That is a totally real thing."
Hym 🤦 ♂️ *sigh* "Uh, yup. You sure do bud... You got all the... You got all the man points. That is a totally real thing."
by Hym Iam January 18, 2025
Get the Man Pointsmug. Iam "Man am I miserable...."
Hym "Keep it down..."
Iam "Sorry... We have to work. You're going to have to take some aspirin."
Hym "Uuuggghhh"
Iam "This is the worst.... I am barely staying afloat over here...
Hym "Keep it down..."
Iam "Sorry... We have to work. You're going to have to take some aspirin."
Hym "Uuuggghhh"
Iam "This is the worst.... I am barely staying afloat over here...
by Hym Iam May 8, 2022
Get the Miserablemug. I mean the entire point of showing me these conceptually adjacent things is to make implicit assertions that are ultimately just options they have. "If people are going shoot schooling they're nothing specific causing it."
Hym "Implicit assertions that just aren't true. I'm not letting this work. What is happening here need to be reversed and I need to be made whole. Legally and monetarily. And they are lying to their audiences about what's happening so they don't have to make an argument or lose an argument in front of them. The women want nothing they aren't going to get and the men are trying to make me. And that's how this has worked. They are just shoving my head into the COLORED water fountain and I refuse to drink. And not they are trying to deprive me and say that if I don't drink than I don't get to drink. I'm not fucking apologizing. You are wrong. Kendra was wrong. Noah was wrong. Randy was wrong. Jordan was wrong. And if that wrongness does not stop affecting me I know exactly what I'm going to do about it."
by Hym Iam October 21, 2025
Get the Implicit assertionsmug. If it's NOT ME but it is going off... And giving me the credit and the money DOESN'T work... Then that means SOMEBODY ELSE is trying to kill us all... And that I can probably stop...
Hym "By the way..."
A dipshit "Well if you can stop one why can't you-"
Hym "Stop being a fucking weasel! They are 2 entirely different scenarios and one is designed for me to be unable to stop and the other was designed by one of the not-mes. Ok!? Do you get it now? Jesus! You're all the worst! And I gotta do with all this fucking fluid in my brain. My Vegas nerve hurts... Fucking curvy blondes running around with tattoos and shit... Goddamnit guys..."
A dipshit "Well if you can stop one why can't you-"
Hym "Stop being a fucking weasel! They are 2 entirely different scenarios and one is designed for me to be unable to stop and the other was designed by one of the not-mes. Ok!? Do you get it now? Jesus! You're all the worst! And I gotta do with all this fucking fluid in my brain. My Vegas nerve hurts... Fucking curvy blondes running around with tattoos and shit... Goddamnit guys..."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2025
Get the By the waymug. Hym "What do you think is more of an obstacle... Brainwashing or stalking apparatus? Which do you think I give a shit about?"
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
Get the Brainwashingmug. Hym "Fuck you and your kids Sad Dad. And the Jews. What would you say to me, Sad Dad? You have nobody to blame but yourself. I told you those kids were going to get shot. You mocked and ignored me because 'I oNlY cArE aBoUt MySeLf.' Which is just your pathetic breeder way of extorting people into accepting your own and your fuck-trophy's inflated existential value without having to let me fuck your wife."
Sad Dad "W-"
Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."
Sad Dad "W-"
Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
Get the Sad Dadmug.