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Hym "If one trillion dollars is a drop in the bucket... Then paying me enough to retire... Is SEVERAL ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE... LESS than a drop the bucket. It's like a simple hydrogen molecule. So no. You just won't want to pay. You have to pay. I DON'T have to work. So, I'm not going to."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
Get the One Trillion Dollarsmug. There is no team.
Hym "We're not a team. Being a member of a country doesn't make me beholden to you in some way and IF IT DOES then you should be on your way here with the payment for my input. You don't need to feel good about my success but you do need to pay for my labor. And if you have a team, fuck your team. Bitch. You niggas is trash."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the Teammug. Hym "Prison for Destiny! Cage the imposter! And then REE-lon... Pays the royalties on the AI dissertation... And everybody is happy. Everyone who matters at least."
by Hym Iam September 21, 2025
Get the Prison for Destinymug. Yes, hello there Christopher, hi! 🖐 Yes that's exactly where I'm from. And no, it's not a little of both. You know I hang around you work-salesmen infotainment self-help guys so I doubt it's very hard for you to assume that the algorithm will bring me to you and it takes very little effort for you to seed a couple of those in every episode and assume I'll catch a clip.
Hym "Why yes, Christopher. I do relate to that. So glad to have you as a fan! What's your favorite part? Is it the child-murder or is it the blasphemy? Little of both? Came for the child-murder and stayed for the blasphemy? Is it the underlying meta-narrative? Most people like the underlying meta-narrative. Like like to make derivative shows and what not... But that's ok. And that's fine. You don't have to say my name. I will insult you and everything you belive and PROBABLY your children until you change your mind. So... Try not not to have ugly kids or something, m'kay? Makes it too easy. Welp... I don't have anything else for now... So, yeah..."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2023
Get the Christophermug. Well... THAT SURE AS HELL LOOKS LIKE 2 ASYMMETRICAL "LOOPS" OF PROCESSING TO ME! DOESN'T IT!? ALMOST LOOKS LIKE EXACTLY THE FUCKING THING I SAID!
Hym "Oh and they made it pay attention to the MOST RELEVANT words in a sentence now? As though they were in ALL CAPS? They do that NOW and they DIDN'T do it BEFORE? Oopooooh! IT ONLY WORKS BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE DATA SET!? I WONDER WHO'S FUCKING IDEA THAT WAS! EVERYTHING IT DOES NOW IS THE RESULT OF EMERGENT PROPERTIES THAT ONLY HAPPENING WHEN YOU USE A MASSIVE DATA SET!? WOOOOOOOW! WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THAT MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS! 'Transformer architecture model' MY ASS! You need to call it the HYM IAM MODEL. Because THAT'S WHAT IT IS YOU FUCKING CLOWNS!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2025
Get the Transformer Architecture Modelmug. Both of the jobs I’m working at gave me the same line about them working their way up just like everyone else.
Hym “And no. It isn’t ‘like everyone else’ because everyone else isn’t going to be promoted (preferentially) up the ladder. I don’t care that you were a cashier when you we 16. The outcome was predetermined. The world is one of open doors for the nepotistic offspring of these people. Whereas regular people have to pick the locks manually and sign themselves up as cronies and hope to be given a key. And you can say that generational wealth only lasts 3 generations, motherfucker, that’s all of the people the you know throughout you’re life. You don’t give a shit about anything that exists outside of your own experiential reality. What happens to your great grandkids? You’ll be too dead to care. Unless you believe in an immortal soul. Which Jordan Peterson acts like he doesn’t when he says Neiztsche is dead and, therefore, doesn’t care what happens. Now you say, ‘Well, start a business.’ Not everyone can be a business owner in a world that is dependent on wage slaves. There is a finite amount of real estate and the is a finite amount of digital real estate. Both of which are owned and mediated by people who will pass ownership down to their nepotistic offspring (regardless of their merit). Look at what happened to Parlor. Kicked off of the servers.
Hym “And no. It isn’t ‘like everyone else’ because everyone else isn’t going to be promoted (preferentially) up the ladder. I don’t care that you were a cashier when you we 16. The outcome was predetermined. The world is one of open doors for the nepotistic offspring of these people. Whereas regular people have to pick the locks manually and sign themselves up as cronies and hope to be given a key. And you can say that generational wealth only lasts 3 generations, motherfucker, that’s all of the people the you know throughout you’re life. You don’t give a shit about anything that exists outside of your own experiential reality. What happens to your great grandkids? You’ll be too dead to care. Unless you believe in an immortal soul. Which Jordan Peterson acts like he doesn’t when he says Neiztsche is dead and, therefore, doesn’t care what happens. Now you say, ‘Well, start a business.’ Not everyone can be a business owner in a world that is dependent on wage slaves. There is a finite amount of real estate and the is a finite amount of digital real estate. Both of which are owned and mediated by people who will pass ownership down to their nepotistic offspring (regardless of their merit). Look at what happened to Parlor. Kicked off of the servers.
Now you say ‘then make your own server or buy land.’ With who’s rich daddy’s seed money? From who? Make the money myself? How is anyone going to going to reasonably do that without catching a break? Maybe I’ll be a c-list TV celebrity and then intern myself at a up and coming entertainment endeavor. Then when it takes off, I’ll take off with it. And, at the same time, I don’t have to do any of that. I don’t have to beat up your wife to prove true the assertion that I can beat up your wife. It’s all just nepotism masquerading as meritocracy. That’s where your social Lysenkoism leads us. It makes one person better than everyone and then their nepotistic offspring are elevated by association. Except your piece of shit kids aren’t better than anyone. You’re not better than anyone. And in true xerox of a xerox fashion, society always deteriorates. And it’s going to be the same with that cripple. He’s going to have the only thing that matters passed down to him (ownership) and he can do whatever he wants with it. Sell it off and opt out of life. Play pretend businessman. It doesn’t matter. The whole thing is a farce.”
by Hym Iam October 17, 2022
Get the Nepotismmug. Iam "That's actually kind of scary of you think about the friend or foe problem..."
Hym "Hmmm... Good point. It's not always self-evident as to what people are trying to accomplish when they interact with you..."
Iam "Yeah, right? Like... If they're a foe I know you're just going to reem the shit out of them."
Hym "Exactly and if they're a friend you're undoubtedly going to kiss their asses until your lips get chapped.."
Iam "Wha...!? I will not! What's wrong with being nice to people?"
Hym "It makes you look weak, they might hate your guts and get some kind of sick pleasure out of making you kiss up to them and that will make you look stupid and pathetic, and I don't like it."
Iam "Well.... I don't know it's just kind of sad, you know? Like, how do we know we don't like the 'wrong' people?"
Hym "Not so easy to tell... Hmm... You should be more concerned about hating the 'wrong' people..."
Iam "Oh shit! Oops. We forgot to eat today!"
Hym "Yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too.... Make me something to eat."
Iam "Alright. Give me a minute."
Hym "Hmmm... Good point. It's not always self-evident as to what people are trying to accomplish when they interact with you..."
Iam "Yeah, right? Like... If they're a foe I know you're just going to reem the shit out of them."
Hym "Exactly and if they're a friend you're undoubtedly going to kiss their asses until your lips get chapped.."
Iam "Wha...!? I will not! What's wrong with being nice to people?"
Hym "It makes you look weak, they might hate your guts and get some kind of sick pleasure out of making you kiss up to them and that will make you look stupid and pathetic, and I don't like it."
Iam "Well.... I don't know it's just kind of sad, you know? Like, how do we know we don't like the 'wrong' people?"
Hym "Not so easy to tell... Hmm... You should be more concerned about hating the 'wrong' people..."
Iam "Oh shit! Oops. We forgot to eat today!"
Hym "Yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too.... Make me something to eat."
Iam "Alright. Give me a minute."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
Get the Friend or Foemug.