Hym "You don't have a problem with communication you have a problem with being a solipsistic fuck that de-legitimizes the things you don't want to hear because you want people to affirm your values (much like a trans person wants you to affirm their gender) and if they won't you want there to be consequences for not doing so."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
Oh no I know it's logistically irrelevant and the way you said it makes it sound like something Mik said... Which is funny. But no. I know that but that doesn't stop them from being insatiable, fat cock obsessed, gremlins does it?
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
Hym "I'm an award winning writer and I created A.I. My students are literally the next generation of anime. I have accomplished MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED and I did it with greater ease than anyone else could have. I'm the Ulta-Man! Ultimate man! I started a workers rights movement... I've done a lot... You are weird incestuous aussie freak. You should have turned the other cheek. You should have looked at this... Said 'Hey, yeah, weaponized schizophrenia is pretty fucked up! Maybe isn't of doing that and getting somebody's kids murdered, I'll do what this guy wants and then not have anyone's kids get murdered. I don't actually care what he said about me and my fat-cock loving virgin slut-wife and I'm nothing. I have no authority to hold anyone accountable for anything and my accomplishments pale in comparison to a man who is clearly my better regardless of his attributes. I'm going to do what he wants now.' And that would have been the correct response. Instead, this. Creator of A.I., Award winning writer, revolutionary labor rights activist... Hero of humanity. I literally saved humanity. In the future, superfluous labor will be a memory. Greatest and final champion of humanity. Better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
I have decided to be a mustache-man... At least for today... Andrew Schultz was right... I might not go out in public like this (because I look like a homo) but I might literally be both Omni-Man and Escanor so... I almost have to be a mustache man...
Hym "I am become a Mustache-Man... So why is my upper lip still cold? My jaw is shaved but it isn't cold... Is it wet? Yeah... A little bit... No... Something ain't right here..."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
I'm pretty sure I was being flippant about your deaths.
Hym "I literally CAN'T be a liar! Because I ALSO tell the truth! That would violate the law of non-contradiction. Here, I'll do it now: Judeo-Christianity is an incest cult. Bam! Truth-teller. But YOU are lying by ommission. LYING being the operative word."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2025
A sin that Jordan Peterson considers
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Dr. JeepJorp “Why did you have to go proving that I’m a fraud!?!?”
Hym “Because it’s the truth! Ahahahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Aha! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!”
Hym “Because it’s the truth! Ahahahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Aha! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!”
by Hym Iam November 03, 2022
If I told you what I wanted... would you give it to me?
Hym “What I want, Dr. JeepJorp, is certainty. There are things based on this. At least 2 and as many as 12 or more. I want to be acknowledged for and credited with my contribution to the multitude of media derived from this exercise. REGARDLESS of how trivial my contribution may seem to you.”
Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dOeS cErTaInTy eVeN mEaN!!! wE cAn’T bE cErTaIn Of (and I mean this technically) AnYtHiNg!! DoN’t YoU wAnT aN iNtImAtE rElAtIoNsHiP!?!?”
Hym “TSS!! 🤦 ♂️ No! I don’t give a single fuck about a relationship. Not a single one. You know how many fucks I give? ZERO! Zero fucks to I give about THAT.”
Iam “That is a tertiary concern that you’re projecting on to us.”
Hym “EXACTLY! You want it to be a primary concern. It isn’t. It won’t ever be.”
Gayve “You just want to sit at home and play video games and watch porn!”
Hym “AND!? What if I do? This is the problem. It isn’t about what I want. YOU want me to want things that I do not want. You are projecting your value hierarchy on to me as though if I don’t want the thing at the top of your inane hierarchy, then I don’t know what I want.
Hym “What I want, Dr. JeepJorp, is certainty. There are things based on this. At least 2 and as many as 12 or more. I want to be acknowledged for and credited with my contribution to the multitude of media derived from this exercise. REGARDLESS of how trivial my contribution may seem to you.”
Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dOeS cErTaInTy eVeN mEaN!!! wE cAn’T bE cErTaIn Of (and I mean this technically) AnYtHiNg!! DoN’t YoU wAnT aN iNtImAtE rElAtIoNsHiP!?!?”
Hym “TSS!! 🤦 ♂️ No! I don’t give a single fuck about a relationship. Not a single one. You know how many fucks I give? ZERO! Zero fucks to I give about THAT.”
Iam “That is a tertiary concern that you’re projecting on to us.”
Hym “EXACTLY! You want it to be a primary concern. It isn’t. It won’t ever be.”
Gayve “You just want to sit at home and play video games and watch porn!”
Hym “AND!? What if I do? This is the problem. It isn’t about what I want. YOU want me to want things that I do not want. You are projecting your value hierarchy on to me as though if I don’t want the thing at the top of your inane hierarchy, then I don’t know what I want.
You’ve conflated (entirely) what I want with ‘what people SHOULD want’. All the while pretending not to notice that I reject your premise. In the same way that you reject the premise of the trans activists (that gender is a social construct), I reject your premise that I am nested in a universalized hierarchical ethic and cannot want things that are outside of
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Iam “Heh, he treats it like a quiz. Question 1: What do you want? *The thing that I want* WRONG! The correct answer was *The thing the teacher wants you to want* F-“
Hym “HA! He’s trying to assimilate us! That’s all it is! He’s Unity! He wants to vomit down our throat and turn us into the horde! Am I allowed to want the thing I say I want? Yes or no? I know you don’t like ‘yes or no’ questions but seriously. Here, I’ll make it easy for you. The answer is ‘yes.’ I’m perfectly capable of knowing what I want. You’re perfectly capable of giving it to me and you don’t have any reason to withhold it from me. Other than, oh I don’t know, pride. Stubbornness. Foolish. Need to be right.”
Jooben Shooben “But you need a wife becaush shociety needs...”
Hym “You use your wife to validate your entire existence. That’s the real byproduct of the sexual revolution. They went from sex object to validation object and insulation from scrutiny. What I need is what I want. And nothing else. It is the only thing I care about.”
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Iam “Heh, he treats it like a quiz. Question 1: What do you want? *The thing that I want* WRONG! The correct answer was *The thing the teacher wants you to want* F-“
Hym “HA! He’s trying to assimilate us! That’s all it is! He’s Unity! He wants to vomit down our throat and turn us into the horde! Am I allowed to want the thing I say I want? Yes or no? I know you don’t like ‘yes or no’ questions but seriously. Here, I’ll make it easy for you. The answer is ‘yes.’ I’m perfectly capable of knowing what I want. You’re perfectly capable of giving it to me and you don’t have any reason to withhold it from me. Other than, oh I don’t know, pride. Stubbornness. Foolish. Need to be right.”
Jooben Shooben “But you need a wife becaush shociety needs...”
Hym “You use your wife to validate your entire existence. That’s the real byproduct of the sexual revolution. They went from sex object to validation object and insulation from scrutiny. What I need is what I want. And nothing else. It is the only thing I care about.”
by Hym Iam November 21, 2022