You know I would have won it, right? If I was in your class and you would have picked me. I would have won the game.
Hym “You know I would have won The Eternity Game, right? You would have told me it was my turn and I just would have done anything. The first thing that popped into mind. Stand my book up on end. Pick up my backpack and drop it. Spin my desk around to face the other direction. Get up and walk out. It’s a game where literally any move wins. And then you would have stole my dissertation or something in retaliation to me humping a baby into your daughter or something. Then I show up with a shotgun and kill everyone. This is turning into a good biopic. I hope my editor is taking notes... And don’t use prep time as an excuse. I think we both know I thought of it immediately. I’ll win this one too. By any means necessary. Because Gamah Desu.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
Get the The Eternity Gamemug. Hym "It's conspiracy. That is all. You're not doing what you think you're doing. All you're doing is getting some random kid killed. That is a all. What ever agreement you have. Whatever threat you are under. Someone else will pay the price for you doing this to me."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2024
Get the Conspiracymug. HEY! He IS a fan! What did I tell you? See!? Oh, don't mind me. Just over here being an inspiration to millions.
by Hym Iam September 18, 2023
Get the Takabamug. Oh? There are open-air prisons all over the place but the big mean violent (and often intolerant) people are making it hard for them to not imprison them. Welp... I guess no one gets to complain about their perfectly externally (and only externally) fixable problem now... Or ever... Forever!
Hym "And as long as we have our perpetually suffering scapegoat we get to say 'Well, yeah, that's happening and, yeah, I don't want it to happen to me but... Look at Jesus over there... See? I'm that's way worse right? So, I gUeSs We CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT iT,, Right Cody Johnston? (I forgot a coma on the last one so I added 2 this time)"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
Get the Our perpetually suffering scapegoatmug. Hym " 'We know how to make AGI now' he says! How'd you figure that out!? 'We DIDN'T! The greatest mind who has ever lived did it for us on urban dictionary!"
by Hym Iam January 06, 2025
Get the We know how to make AGImug. Hym "And that anxiety bullshit sounds like it's downstream a Dr. JeepJorp's nonsense."
A retard "Uh, um, well, aren't WE ALL like a Truman Show? Right? Guys?"
Hym "No. No. We aren't. They're just going to keep stabbing your fucking kids guys. YOU NEED TO PAY THE PIPER. STAB-PROOF BABY-WALKERS- No! Wait, what are those fucking called? The things you push them around in? Fuck. I can't think of the word. God, wow, but no. This isn't a 'We're all kind of a Truman show' thing. It's a 'This was a stupid fucking thing to do and if people are dying because of it it's because we aren't as smart as we thought we were.' Thing. You are the meat-shields people like Jordan Peterson have been using to keep themselves alive since the dawn of civilization. Jordan and Robert alike. And you're only defending them because 'Insert sunk cost fallacy.' "
A retard "Uh, um, well, aren't WE ALL like a Truman Show? Right? Guys?"
Hym "No. No. We aren't. They're just going to keep stabbing your fucking kids guys. YOU NEED TO PAY THE PIPER. STAB-PROOF BABY-WALKERS- No! Wait, what are those fucking called? The things you push them around in? Fuck. I can't think of the word. God, wow, but no. This isn't a 'We're all kind of a Truman show' thing. It's a 'This was a stupid fucking thing to do and if people are dying because of it it's because we aren't as smart as we thought we were.' Thing. You are the meat-shields people like Jordan Peterson have been using to keep themselves alive since the dawn of civilization. Jordan and Robert alike. And you're only defending them because 'Insert sunk cost fallacy.' "
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
Get the Anxietymug. You know, it's harder to come up with these than you'd think. And I'm tired. So, no definition for you. And I don't owe you anything. You're actively participating in my comeuppance. Pieces of shit. You're a bunch of fucking assholes. You know that right? I was right about all of you.
Hym "Sooo... The public discourse being democratized if bad (because why should a golden god have to acknowledge a peasant? He should be doing what everyone else is doing. And everyone else should be doing what I tell them. Then everything would be better for everyone.) but identity being democratized is good? That's how people end up getting lobotomized or thrown in an oven. .."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2022
Get the Discoursemug.