Hym "I'm not doing your golden rule and I'm not letting you do this to me. You're going to regret this if you don't already and I don't see you on my doorstep with a check so you must not regret it yet. Learn to count or change the law."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the Golden Rulemug. Hym "Getting through to you motherfuckers is like trying to reach up my own asshole and pull my dick out the other side. Holy shit. Really. It's wild. This is ridiculous."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Get the Getting throughmug. Hym "If by 'success' you mean 'being given 600 billion dollars by the government during the pandemic and having a company that is 85% funded by the government and receiving bailouts whenever he needs them regardless of how well he runs the company and being given carbon credits to sell after using you billionaire fathers seed money to buy a company after being ousted from you own company and dropping out of college' then... Yeah. It's the definition of ridiculous. He's 'deserving of ridicule.' That's the definition. It's ridiculous. Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
Get the Successmug. Oh no! You have to do the thing I have to do! Oh no! For an indefinite about of time!? Awww... That sucks! But hey, look at it this way, at least the people doing it to YOU aren't retarded in comparison to YOU. Right? You're at the same level of intellect!
Hym "At least, your forced re-education is at the hands of people who are at your level, you know, intellectually... Because you're not all that intelligent? Hey, use your willingness to affirm values you don't actually believe in! Do that! Validate the axioms of the God you don't actually believe in! I mean... Not in the way YOU ALREADY ARE DOING THAT but like... The woke God... Validate that one now."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
Get the Forced Re-educationmug. It's not about denying me attention. It's about SHIELDING THE PERSON WHO TOLD YOU TO IGNORE ME FROM THEIR CULPABILITY IN THE DECISION THAT MAY OR MY NOT HAVE GOTTEN YOUR KIDS KILLED. Someone made the call and YOU paid dearly. Or not. The decision that may or may not have saved your child's life was made by someone who CHOSE to both ignore my warning and perpetuate what has been happening to me since I was 19.
Hym "Likely some sort of incest cultist who is lying in the name of their religion. And they don't want me to get any attention because WHAT DO YOU THINK THE FIRST QUESTION I AM GOING TO ASK IS GOING TO BE? WHO MADE THE CALL AND WHY ARE THEY FREE? They sacrificed YOUR KIDS for THEIR CAREER and they could ENSLAVE A GENIUS WITH A MIND-RAPE SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS and harvest intellectual property and content as through the were cutting organs out of an imprisoned Wolverine. Who told you to ignore me and who paid the price for that decision? Not me. I'm in the exact same predicament I've been in for years."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
Get the Attentionmug. Hym "No men can't tell because the cheating has nothing to do with the women. The likelihood to cheat has more to with the likelihood of fat cock encounter. So nothing about the women is going to indicate whether they are going to cheat. Because being attractive doesn't necessarily mean you're going to be around fat cocks all the time. No, this explains everything. Critical fat cock theory. On sale now. $34.95! And sign up for our official newsletter! Save 20% when you enter the special sign-in code: BIGMEATYDONGLE. That's BIGMEATYDONGLE. 20% off. It's only $5.95 a month and you'd really be helping me out. Critical Fat Cock Theory. BIGMEATYDONGLE.
by Hym Iam March 19, 2023
Get the Cheatingmug. You see, the problem with libertarians is that THAT GUY gets rights! He should have to do what I say! And I'd rather let hym murder kids than give hym rights!
Hym "It would be CHAOS! ChAoS! Can you imagine!? Me having property rights!? Owning my own mind!? Charlatans wouldn't be able to conspire against me! And we can't have that now can we? Better to just let me kill a child of my choosing and/or as many as I can!"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2024
Get the Chaosmug.