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Wire Guy

Hym "The wire guy! From the video! That's why the public reacted that way. It goes beyond just some vapid critique of the passage of time. He had imbued that spool of wire with meaning and he wife was completely incapable of seeing it. And the audience WAS NOT. It might as well have been glowing with blue fire like something out of JuJutsu Kaisen (And like, how were you going about using that wire in such a way that it lasted you 40 years!? What the fuck were you using it for!? That is insane!) But THAT is the magic leaf."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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Too big

Hym "Nahnahnah that shit isn't happening. Nobody said anything about too big motherfucker that is not reality. The fat-cocks are exempted entirely from all of the male body shaming that takes place. Not a thing. Never happened. I'm the only one doing it or saying it. No."
by Hym Iam February 11, 2024
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In addition to

Hym "Nonononono! It's IN ADDITION TO insults. IN ADDITION TO."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2023
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Stolen Destiny

Oh yeah, there it is. Some shit-head thought it was "His destiny" to crack the code of A.I. and I did it with ease and now he doesn't get to be an extra-special guy! That's the point shit-head! That's the point doodoo-brain! YOU'RE NOT AN EXTRA-SPECIAL GUY! If anyone (and I'm repeating myself here) were an extra-special guy... IT'S ME! So, now you're trying to deny reality and make up excuses at to why I shouldn't get credit. I'm the wrong type of person so you have charlatan supreme lying blatantly to make life harder for 'people like me' before he dies. He's completely emboldened the zealots because he thinks it's the only think keeping psychopaths from running amok. And now my life is a Dolstoevsky book. He's Raskolnikov and I'm the old lady he murders. So, again, you're not sad about other people's suffering. You're sad about yourself. I. DO. NOT. HAVE. TO. DO. WHAT. YOU. ARE. TELLING. ME. And I'm not going to. You might as well walk out you front door and kill the first kids you see. I'm not letting it go. Schizophrenia has nothing to do with diet and exercise. I don't have it in the first place. You found a convenient way to act out your God complex. Truth is whatever gets people to "aim up." Reality is officially lost to us all. Thank you Dr. Jordan Peterson.
Hym "Is THAT what it is! HAHAHAHAHA! Some idiot thinks it was his destiny to solve A.I. and I did it before he could! HA! No, that's called 'It wasn't your destiny. It was mine.' I'm paying the price for his 'stolen destiny.' Now I have to life a less-good, more difficult life for no good reason. No one will care about the nobility of hard work. Or the dignity of the working class. Because you don't actually care about any of those things. You just need someone to do it for you. So you can play arbiter of reality and horde money for you fuck trophies."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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Context

"You could take it out of context and make either point!" Is that what you think you're doing?
Hym "Because I didn't take you out of context at all. I don't have to constantly conflate the literal and the metaphorical just so I can avoid addressing the fundamental truth claims of the bible. And in regards to you using my work, the true part of my work is the conclusions I draw. Andy outlines what you're doing perfectly. I'm saying 2+2=4. You're saying 2+2=5. The creator of the universe either spoke to humans... Or it didn't. If it didn't.... The religion is a lie. You don't need unearned authority... You needed... To kill yourself. That's what YOU need to do. Burn all the books. Just into the fire. Burn there forever."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2024
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Presumptuous

There it is! Women can never be wrong! Except, wait... Do you thing women for fuck me? Yes or no? If one did... WOULD SHE BE WRONG? THERE YOU HAVE IT! CORRECT AGAIN! Dipshit.
Hym "Nothing presumptuous about it. Your a piece shit bigot. You're condoning something that would be wrong if the genders were swapped. And women can be wrong. And ARE wrong EVERY TIME they relationship doesn't go they way they want or expect it to. That's how being wrong works. Dog shit. You're dogshit."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
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Resurrect.Me

But seriously, I'm trying to get this nanobot cyborg body going.
Hym "So when I die store me in formaldehyde and resurrect.me at your earliest convenience."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
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