Hym Iam's definitions
Idiot "It's not the same! It's not the same when a female groomer fucks a kid!"
Hym "All of the consequences of bad female behavior is mitigated by a society that shelters them. How is it any different? Did Milo not get cancelled for confessing to the gay equivalent of that very thing? I just heard about a story where a 13 year old got molested by his Female teacher and when he turned 18 he found out that he owed child support. How the fuck is 18 years of indentured servitude better than 9 months of mild-severe discomfort + 4-8+ hours of pain? She chose right I guess. That's some consequence free little (or, more likely, not so little) boy dick and some free ass money. He can't give informed consent but who gives a shit because he's a boy and she's a woman. 'The cause for female sex offense is not a monolith' Yeah... Ok. I'm sure there is not a single commonality in ANY of the cases."
Hym "All of the consequences of bad female behavior is mitigated by a society that shelters them. How is it any different? Did Milo not get cancelled for confessing to the gay equivalent of that very thing? I just heard about a story where a 13 year old got molested by his Female teacher and when he turned 18 he found out that he owed child support. How the fuck is 18 years of indentured servitude better than 9 months of mild-severe discomfort + 4-8+ hours of pain? She chose right I guess. That's some consequence free little (or, more likely, not so little) boy dick and some free ass money. He can't give informed consent but who gives a shit because he's a boy and she's a woman. 'The cause for female sex offense is not a monolith' Yeah... Ok. I'm sure there is not a single commonality in ANY of the cases."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2022
Get the Female Groomer mug.Iam "You know, I hate that it's like this... I know I've been on a tangent about girls lately but you are the one who brought it up. The woman you brought on made a poignant observation about the differences in moral reasoning. I found that to be an interesting thought. I can't remember the name of the person she was quoting but I liked her. I've been dissolutioned (to a large extent) by recent events and the current social climate. It really isn't their fault. They woke up here just the same as I did. This really bothers me.... But I've run out of thoughts to think for now. So, I guess I'll just leave it at that and think on it some more...."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2022
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Iam "I forget I'm supposed to being doing empathy sometimes. It just slips my mind. And then I remember (after the fact) and beat myself up over it. I'm glad you and yours are doing well. I know you've been back for a while. I've been gone for a while. I didn't even think anyone would notice. Or care. You're right about a lot of things you know. You know, they say you should treat people as though you're talking to an old friend. I heard someone say that once. A lot of my personality is just 'people like it when you do *blank* so you should do *blank*'. I just do it because I heard that it was a good thing to do. I like doing things that people like."
Hym "I like doing things that people hate. They like doing things that I hate. Everybody wins. I hate that can't express myself fully. I want to save some of the good thoughts for a climactic moment. But that moment may never come. Oh well. Guess it can't be helped."
Hym "I like doing things that people hate. They like doing things that I hate. Everybody wins. I hate that can't express myself fully. I want to save some of the good thoughts for a climactic moment. But that moment may never come. Oh well. Guess it can't be helped."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2022
Get the Empathy mug.Iam "It is funny seeing people quote the 'You get what you deserve' line though. Imagine that. You write something publicly and don't even think about it. You don't think it's good or even that anyone will even care. 2 years goes by and your pirating a movie (because why would I pay for something that is probably going to suck) and you get to the climax. You start to hear yourself as it builds to the climax and you think yourself 'Wha... What's going on? That sounds like me'. And he gets to that last line BANG! 'OH.... Shit... That is me...'. and everyone fucking LOVES it. Some people quote that line in every other post they make. And, in hindsight, the compulsive laughter reflects the compulsive nature of sexuality (that I also talked about) and his imaginary girlfriend reflects the 'romanticized ideation' I talked about. He even followed the Robert De Niro/Samuel L. Jackson rule I wrote about. Un-fucking-believable. The life of an artist is bittersweet."
by Hym Iam April 24, 2022
Get the Artist mug.Cain "Hey, Abel! You're not going to believe this shit! I just got done talking to God."
Abel "Oh? What about?"
Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"
Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"
Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"
Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."
Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"
Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"
Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!
Cain "...... Abel?......"
Abel "Oh? What about?"
Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"
Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"
Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"
Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."
Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"
Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"
Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!
Cain "...... Abel?......"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2022
Get the Abel mug.To learn someone something real good. The people I don't like need this to happen to them because I think the right thoughts and they think the wrong ones.
Iam "My initial problem was that the people around me took it upon themselves to 'educate' me. I wasn't playing the game right and needed to be taught a lesson. It was subtle at first. I'd be out and about and I hear something say something to me that related to something I was recently talking about. I didn't think anything of it at first. A strange coincidence. How many times does that have to happen before a pattern has been established? At what point does the anecdotal become a statistical reality? I think it's the eyes. I have a rather distinct appearance so I'm not hard to recognize. But it's not a real education. It's this Orwellian facade. 'We know better than you' they say. 'What makes you think you know better than us?' they ask."
Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"
Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
Get the Educate mug.It's not an acronym. It's exactly what you think it means. "Give me your money! Meh! Don't you want this thing? Do you want these glasses? What about a nice juicy burger? Did you know you wanted it before some idiot sold your attention to me so that they could better convert your viewership into revenue? I paid him to show you this. And now you're seeing it. How does that make you feel? It shouldn't make you feel anything. Because you are irrelevant. If you were relevant wouldn't be watching this. You'd be doing something in front of a camera and I would be paying you to show the people who watch you do the thing you're doing the item I want them to see. But you're not. You're just you. So be you and do everyone else does and buy my thing. It's good. It's a good thing I promise. The guy you like wouldn't have sold you to me if it wasn't good."
Iam "Apparently, what I'm doing I derivative of a concept in the book "Cashvertisement". I don't remember the name of the author but apparently if you see ads you don't like you can email the owner of the company and tell them how to make the ads better and they give you money or something. I just heard about the book the other day. And just like that this post became an advertisement. I wonder if I predate the concept written about in the book. What effect have I had on the world? Oh God! What have I done!?"
Hym "I feel like we never use the word 'affect'..... We have to be using the word 'effect' wrong sometimes... There's no way we (in all of our writing) have never used the word 'affect'?"
Iam "Did I use it right just now?"
Hym "Google says you used it right...."
Iam "Should.... Should we start googling it every time we use either?"
Hym ".....That sounds like a lot of work..... Shit! This turned into an ad for Google! Quick! Stop referencing things! They haven't given us any money yet!"
Hym "I feel like we never use the word 'affect'..... We have to be using the word 'effect' wrong sometimes... There's no way we (in all of our writing) have never used the word 'affect'?"
Iam "Did I use it right just now?"
Hym "Google says you used it right...."
Iam "Should.... Should we start googling it every time we use either?"
Hym ".....That sounds like a lot of work..... Shit! This turned into an ad for Google! Quick! Stop referencing things! They haven't given us any money yet!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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