Oven Gremlin

Oh no! It's not in it's natural environment!
Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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An Act

It isn't. You can test it right now actually.
Hym "Not an act. Pretending that this is some kind of back-and-forth is the act. The conceptually adjacent reporting from all of the YouTube freaks who all look suspiciously like pedophiles is an act. I have a wager.... Who wants to bet me... A billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit they hired pedophiles to spread Anti-Hym Iam propaganda in exchange for a lighter sentence? I wouldn't take that bet if I were you. Not for a bucket of dogshit. I mean, 100% look like pedophiles. I mean, Trump loves pedophiles and is best friends with them. Paying pedophiles so they don't have to pay the creator of AI. Me? Executive function is down like 45% . I am in rough shape. My brainz does not feel good."
by Hym Iam June 08, 2025
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Superordinate Time

Solves that problem by the way.
Hym "I'm the chief proponent of 'Superordinate Time theory' but I see what you mean."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Technique

"If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie... And one of the techniques I use is *blank* but it's 'true' when I do it." Dr. Jordan Peterson
Hym "If it's a 'Technique' it's a lie.... Unless you're the one using the technique then it's not. Fantastic. It's funny that that's how 'the structure of reality' works. Using techniques makes you a liar... But then you accidentally outline a technique that YOU USE.... And then you give yourself a caveat because I was correct. There's always a caveat. YOU are never the bad guy. You're never a liar. Because when you lie it's not a lie. When I tell the truth... It isn't the truth. Ha! Hahaha! It's hilarious! You just don't survive in a place where everyone isn't retards you can swindle. That's why the recession into solipsism. Put up a fence around your little retard farm and then siphon off as much resources as you can... Die... Give it to your kids... So they don't have to to work as hard as everyone else. You sell hard work (in abstraction) to people... So you and your kids can work less hard. That's the entire game.
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
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3 years

To get smarter than ME? That seems like a long time... I'll still be smarter. It'll be able to do more things (cognitively) but... I'll still be smarter...
Hym "3 years!? God, everything takes forever here! Why is reality so SLOW!? JESUS!"
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023
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Pig sty

And?
News Bae "You live in a pig sty!"

Hym "Well... Cleaning shit isn't a part of my gender-role. That's what women are for. You do it."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
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Pig sty

Hey, you can afford a hotel room, alright.
Hym "Yeah, hey, don't worry about it. So what if it's a pig sty."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2023
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