Definitions by Hym Iam

Honking

Some guy honked at me repeatedly today. I didn't do anything wrong.

Hym "Some guy honking at me doesn't stop me from tilting the wheel while someone's kid is walking down the street. I can make you stop. I shouldn't have to but I can. And, no, it's not that you all know each other it's that you all know me and are on the medium that is being used to follow me. If my life doesn't have any value then neither does your shitty soon-to-be-slut daughter. Fuck your kids."

Honking by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Melanie 

That was her name right? I saw the comment before you deleted it, you know? "You just want to use my information for your videos" You think I didn't read all the comments before I wrote my own? I wonder what she meant. Such an odd thing to say. And why was it deleted? I went to her page. She had a bunch of religious posts. Such a weird thing to watch happen with my very eyes.

Hym "That Melanie is giving you away over there. What'd you think of my place though? Good right? Did it sent a chill down your spine? And it's thematic. Right? Cause of the Greek mythology thing. You know? I thought that was a pretty good one. I've had that one rattling around for a minute. That'll be fun. But, yeah, was she a schizophrenic too? Was she a schizophrenic or was she in on an inside joke that I'm not a part of? Huh? Which is it? By the way, do you really act like an all powerful Being is watching you 24/7 and that it's going to burn your soul forever?"

Melanie by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

The Truth

Whatever the people around you need it to be so that they may impose their ethical system upon you.

Hym "And the truth is that your willingness to participate proves that you care just as little about the sovereignty of human life as little as you accuse me of caring. It's more or less just humbling your 'inferiors' and mitigating the threat 'fringe elements' present in spite of your fraudulent ethic."

The Truth by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

No 

What I need is to find one person in all of Sodom and Gomorrah to admit that you are doing what I said you are doing. Which you are. And I can prove it. You're not going to like how.

Guy 1 "Do you accept the basic assertion that reality is the direct result of a omnipotent reality creature willing everything into existence?"

Guy 2 "No but I've accepted Pascal's wager is a metaphysic and it influences my behavior to some extent."

No by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Luke Rockhold Shit 

Dropping you hand after throwing a jab from southpaw and getting fed left hooks repeatedly.

Hym "Joe says that Izzy should have won that fight but he's full of shit because Izzy was doing that Luke Rockhold Shit. He'd switch into southpaw, throw a jab, eat a left hook over and over again. That's exactly how Bisping beat Rockhold. Landed more significant strikes for that reason. The solution to that Luke Rockhold Shit is stepping outside of the lead left (from southpaw) and throwing a hook of your own because in the southpaw matchup the person whose foot is on the outside has the cleaner shot (according to a boxing analyst). Joe know more about fighting than I do but he's wrong and I'm right. And the judges agree with me."

Luke Rockhold Shit by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Chimpanzees 

Don't use dick size in sexual selection.

Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."

Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"

Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."

Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"

Chimpanzees by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Hmm

Hym?

A not very nice lady who's talking down to you like you're a crazy old man "And who would you say is your smartest opponent?"

Some guy "Hmm"

Lady "You're absolutely right! Hym is a Goddamn genius! All hail Hym! All hail Hym!"

Hym "I hate that 'soft talk' shit leftist do to you. The fat brothel madam used to do that to me all the time. So did Jane. Irritating bitches."

Hmm by Hym Iam May 31, 2022