Definitions by Hym Iam
Defrauded
I signed paperwork saying that there wouldn't be any retard sex and there was, in fact, retard sex you fucking clown.
Hym "Yeah, go spit on some homeless veterans or something you misandrist. I was defrauded. Not reporting her makes me complicit, as far as the law is concerned, and my own willingness to give her the benefit of the doubt preventing me from reporting it. So fuck you. Enjoy the theocracy. I'll be dead after the child murder."
Answers
Hym "Yeah, hey, I could use some answers too! Seems like when I was 19 my 'familect' spread into my work-life after a former employee from my step-father's business joined me at a Wendy's and over the course of a year it spread into the broader community. THEN, around the time I turned 24 or 25 it spread into my online life IN SPITE OF THE FACT that I had (literally) never used social media. And then one day I watched it return to my place of work (after a year of it's absence) where it had become clear over the course of a year that my coworkers were fucking one of the retards. AND NOW, it seems to be the case that I've played a cardinal role in the creation of A.I. and several works of entertainment without being credited or paid. SO! How many kids do I have to kill to remediate this problem? Pick a number between 0 and 'as many as I can.' I will not take 'no' for an answer."
Lymph nodes
Hym "Yeah, no, there's definitely one swollen next to my jawline on the right and one behind my ear. Lymph nodes. See, this is what you like to do. You like to conflate calling in to question whether or not a thing is the case, my incredulity, or hyperbole with 'lying' to justify what you're doing without having to actually engage with the things I say. Pathetic."
Lymph nodes by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
A better way
Hym "You wish there was a better way than holding kids hostage? There isn't one. This may be the child murder alternative but that doesn't mean YOU have to feel good about it."
A better way by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
Genetics
Hey, a guy in my community said you stole everything from him and screwed him out of his retirement.
Mertvaya Ruka
Hym "Mertvaya Ruka is dope. Good job Russia. We had the same plan... Except... In the past... Mine's better- Hey! Did I confuse Matt Brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt Brown doesn't beat up old men. Oops. Sorry Matt. Still not a campion though so be nice to Ronda Rousey. 😡☝️ *MAXIMUM FORCE WAG*"
Mertvaya Ruka by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
Justice League: War
Hym "From Justice League: War. The one where Vandal Savage uses Batman's contingencies against the Justice League, right? And it's the part where the Flash gets a bomb bolted to his wrist, right? So Batman sends him to an iceberg so he can phase through it and shake the bomb off, right? But when the bomb explodes, ice shrapnel hits Barry and cuts his clothes and I'm like... How? How does that explosion propel ice... FASTER THAN THE FLASH in a full sprint? I mean, he's running in the same direction as the shrapnel so it was moving literally fast enough to catch the flash with a head start, cut his arm, and the shockwave sent him reeling. It shouldn't be possible. Especially with him running fast enough to run on water! Even then he could have just continued to phase until the explosion when off. Doesn't make sense. There you have anime logic at it's finest. Go watch that show if you haven't seen it. Especially Jennifer Lawrence. You definitely need to see it Jenny as you have no culture. Now go forth. I command it."
Justice League: War by Hym Iam July 20, 2024