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Definitions by Hym Iam

A petty reason to stop watching

Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."
And I wrote a song while I walked from work today.
Hym "Who's got stinky peepee? He is Douglarse! DOUGLARSE! Smells like Jordan Peepee! He is Douglarse! douglarse (it goes low there that time) Good right? That's as far as I got... It's not a long walk... I sang it all the way home though. I think it'll make a good round. Ya know?"
Douglarse by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

Molested 

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*
Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"
Molested by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

Drug freedom people 

Want for others what they want for themselves.
Hym "The drug freedom people want there to be a safety net for everyone... You want the opposite of that... You want people to LITERALLY control people's state of mind in every direction EXCEPT DOWN. Full of shit Douglarse. Bad!"
Drug freedom people by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
Didn't make a hedonic cause I made an ontological case. You're deliberately deflecting from the case I made against to because it made you cry.
Hym "I made an ontological case. Not a hedonic case. Of God exists, I am an immortal soul... Trapped against my will... In whatever state God wills... And I will inevitably die... Not because I have to die... But because it thinks I deserve it... And after I do... I will exist in whatever state God wills... So, I have literally been kidnapped and imprisoned against my will... And I'm awaiting my own murder... That is the case I made. And if that is the case... The God is a kidnapper and murderer... And of kidnappers and murders are evil... Then God is ALSO evil... So, it's evil. God is literally a Solipsistic Narcissistic Psychopath and a child porn enthusiasts."
Hedonic by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

The reason 

No the REASON I have adhd is that I have adhd.
Hym "The REASON... YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... Is that I am a genius. YOU seem to not understand that the purpose of Andrew Tate... Is to demonstrate how trivial it is for me to make 100 million dollars and be better than Joe Rogan... But I will forgive you because THE REASON you've changed your tune on the INCEST CULT... Is that you were taken to prison without charge and molested into compliance in my stead... So, there's that..."
The reason by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

Douglarse Murray 

Really, he's just an uppity British faggot who thinks THE SAME EXACT THING I THINK... Except in a more specified direction (Because when you think it about Muslims and shit-libs it's fine but if you broaden it to everyone it's not?) And wants to play aristocrat.)
Hym "Ok. Let's watch this Douglarse Murray shit again..."
Douglarse Murray by Hym Iam August 16, 2024