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Definitions by Hym Iam

Not Your Champion 

Bill Burr is...
Hym "Not your champion, progressives. He just criticized progressives like Cody Johnston for denying that cancel culture was a thing. He totally did that! He used Mel Gibson as an example! He was like 'SEE! Mel Gibson said the Jews were controlling everything and look at him!' But he WAS canceled until he recanted which totally DOESN'T make it see like the Jews control everything."
Not Your Champion by Hym Iam December 9, 2024

Pederast 

Michelle Jaimes came to me and told me that Wesley claimed that Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll were fucking. Was Michelle Jaimes fired for not reporting retard sex? NO! I was fired for that! Explicitly! They sent an email and everything!
Hym "Is that what it's called when you act on pedophilia? 'Pederast.' Ok. I'll use it in a sentence 'Noah Kroll (the Pederast) was ruled legally incompetent because he is a retard after an act of Pederasty. The staff at the group home fucked the pederast retard anyway because his cock was fat and no other reason in spite of the fact that he is incapable of consent. If he is not legally incompetent, he should not have been acquitted. If he is legally incompetent, he cannot consent. The pederast retard was given access to my email in spite of the fact they everyone around me claimed that he didn't have a phone. If he didn't have a phone, someone else (a staff member) would have had to show him my email. I was harassed daily and subsequently fired for not reporting retard sex. I can safely say that if the genders were swapped no one would suggest that their isn't a problem with the staff of a group home fucking the retard pederast. What is happening know is a case of protecting women whether they are right or wrong and subordinating men who express views that are antithetical to your own and if a form of OVERT MISANDRY."
Pederast by Hym Iam December 9, 2024

Knowing better than God

It doesn't take much.
Hym "YET, still, here I am. My rights still being violated. My head still failing to drain the fluid through my lymphatic system. My bank account, empty. As my life's work has been stolen by billionaires. Waiting (patiently) for the warm glow of liberal morality to touch my life. And, while I wait, Palestinians die because you just NEED to take a hard line on Anti-Semitism. Our freedom of speech infringed upon because you need a nebulous subcategory of speech to which our rights do not apply and thus, the Anti-Semitism law. If you can do it, they can do it, so they did it and now our rights are diminished and it's entirely your fault. So, knowing better than God doesn't really amount to much."
Knowing better than God by Hym Iam December 8, 2024

Calm Down 

At the behest of a spoiled, nepotistic WHORE who has literally done nothing in life in comparison to me? I think not. Who created AI and who sang a song in a sparkle dress? No amount of feminism is going to make you my equal bitch. You are a retard. The men you fuck are retards. I'm better that all of you.
Hym "And what does this bitch have to say for herself? Even if she was a man, she would STILL not be the creator of AI. So how the fuck would she be the man? She would be shit and, therefore, nothing would change. You want me to calm down you'd better suck some baby dick. What SHOULD BE 'important to you 😭' is shutting the fuck up. That's what SHOULD being important to you. Bitch."
Calm Down by Hym Iam December 6, 2024

Stop Fucking Whining 

NO! BITCH! GIVE ME MY MONEY YOU COW!
Hym "No I will not stop fucking whining Megyn! Not until that money is in a place where I have access to it! If you wanted me to stop whining that bad you'd be getting me my money IMMEDIATELY and getting me off... The stalking apparatus. Ok!? So no! I'm not stopping, I will NEVER stop! I'm going to have a list of complaints from the to put on my headstone! Bitch! Get me my money!"
Stop Fucking Whining by Hym Iam December 5, 2024
We lost because of how correct my politics are guys! That's what's happening! I'm not completely delusional!
Hym "No it isn't a reflex bitch. You do not accept the validity... Of the articulation... Of my internal state... Because you are just as solipsistic as the religious fundamentalists. I am telling you why I'm not voting for your girl... And it's because you are a piece of shit... Ok? You understand? I want MY MONEY... And not YOUR POLICIES... Right? My money... Surveillance apparatus. That is all that matters. Literally more than your kids life. It isn't a thought that you are getting special privileges as a form a social reparations... That isn't how I feel. It isn't feelings. You're bad."
Reflex by Hym Iam December 5, 2024

Kidnapped In Phillipines

Uuum no it isn't like drunk driving. There is a second party involved that is acting upon the guy and if I were to say 'Well you know that part of the country gets hurricanes so why did you move there?' Which I have (but ironically) that's something you would reject. I mean you are unironically saying the thing I said ironically to point out how stupid you'd sound. But no. You are unironically the empty apathetic fucks I accused you of being. You feeling bad for cancer kids is not something you do for your own sake... That is something you impose on others so that when they say they don't give a fuck about cancer kids you can say 'Oh what a piece of shit' and then you can do what you're doing now and justify malfeasance against them as their own doing but I don't see you creating AI to cure cancer any tome soon because you're a fucking retard.
Hym "I was just telling Matt (Not fat Matt or retard Matt but faggot Matt) the other day that in the absence of your moral superiority delusion, like, in the absence of your ability to assert that there is some kind of moral disparity between you and me, you have to actually do some sort of rigorous calculus as to what you have actually done in life for anybody... And the answer is NOTHING. You took a dick. Or you are a fat cock. And you did nothing of significance and amounted to nothing. And now you have to PRETEND you are better than the creator AI by LYING about whether or not you saw anything or know anything in the name of that moral superiority delusion. As far as how easily I made money 1. I SAID I COULD DO THAT... I said it was trivial and it was. 2. I've been nothing but generous here. I could have monopolized it. I've already spoken about why that would be bad. I CAN STILL DO THAT... If you do not give me the credit and the money I will inevitably murder you all. I'll start with the kids. I'm so confident that I don't even need to be alive to make it happen that I just might kill some kids beforehand and then let the AI handle it while I'm dead. All I want are those 2 things. You are not aggrieved here. You breeder fucks are talking too much shit, dehumanizing people, and you're in a fucking incest cult. Go back to slamming you part together. That's what you do here. Kidnapped In Phillipines story just do yourselves a favor."
Kidnapped In Phillipines by Hym Iam December 3, 2024