Definitions by Hym Iam
Your Kids
So absolutely fucking worthless that if I was actively dying... And I had to kill them all to gain myself one last breath... I would kill them all... And then I would hold my breath until I was dead...
Shin
Doesn't feel great. Felt like it was about to give out the out day.
Hym "Remember that? I told you how I cracked my shin on my former roommates knee and I just kept walking on it? Well, standing behind a register for 8 hours a day is beginning to take it's toll because it felt like it was going to give out on me the other day. Not great. It's probably still cracked. It probably never healed properly.... I can feel it now actually I have to go into work for 8 hours without any sleep. Couldn't nap. Not allowed to sit. I have no real reason to stand aside from the fact that the former owner thinks that it looks more professional. Literally every office job involves sitting. How it looks is 'low-class and servile, like a bell-hop.' It's the same reason I have to tuck in my shirt. The women don't actually HAVE to tuck in their shirts so the policy is fucking sexist.
Hym "Remember that? I told you how I cracked my shin on my former roommates knee and I just kept walking on it? Well, standing behind a register for 8 hours a day is beginning to take it's toll because it felt like it was going to give out on me the other day. Not great. It's probably still cracked. It probably never healed properly.... I can feel it now actually I have to go into work for 8 hours without any sleep. Couldn't nap. Not allowed to sit. I have no real reason to stand aside from the fact that the former owner thinks that it looks more professional. Literally every office job involves sitting. How it looks is 'low-class and servile, like a bell-hop.' It's the same reason I have to tuck in my shirt. The women don't actually HAVE to tuck in their shirts so the policy is fucking sexist.
God and my auto correct is fucking retarded now. Like 12 updates ago they changed by fucking auto correct and now only do I have fewer words but it's not changing not words like I wrote 'suto' instead of 'auto' and it didn't change it to 'auto' but just now as I'm explaining this it changed 'suto' AND JUST NOW what I tried to type 'suto' a 3rd time... It auto-corrected to 'AUTOMATICALLY!' The whole ass word! How!? And now fucking 'suto' is saved in my auto-correct and the next time I type to type 'but' or something I'm going get fucking 'suto.' And then I'm going to stab a kid in the face! And then I'm going to get arrest and have to explain to them that I didn't actually try to stab the kid but, rather, I typed fucking 'suto' and the auto-correct changed it to a knife that stabbed the kid in the face AUTOMATICALLY! Fuck I hate you cocksuckers! All of you! And my fucking shin feels funny. Damn!"
What is it that they paid for?
Hym "What is it that they paid for? Exactly? I'll give you a hint. They paid to build my theory except they are trying to pay for EVERYTHING BUT the reason it works. Did it cost them 1 trillion dollars to build? No? OK, does it work? Why does it work? Does it work because my theory was correct? So if the theory is worth a trillion dollars and you paid like 5% of that to build it so... Where's the rest of it? And that's an appraisal given by Bill Gates. He of all people would know what a functioning theory of AI is worth. So it's 95% stolen. And because you paid for 5% of the value to someone who isn't the creator of AI... You now think you get to not pay any of the other 95% to the creator of AI... Who you trapped in a digital prison and then used the labor of to get it to stop outputting Black Nazi? That's America to you? Will it fill a wine glass all the way now? Who did that? Me again? Not surprising."
What is it that they paid for? by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
Battlefield Earth
Ryan George has are pretty funny video about it. All his stuff is good really. But I'll check it out.
Hym "I'll rent Battlefield Earth and watch it later but I should probably take a nap here before work. A side note, and completely unrelated to Battlefield Earth, I'm pacing around my house, right? And what do I see? My parents got me a copy of 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' for Christmas, right? Hilarious! The irony of giving a trillionaire- (the word 'trillionaire' isn't even in my auto-correct by the way) But, giving a trillionaire a book on making money is astounding! An astounding level of irony! The maximum, probably. It might be the most ironic thing... Ever- Egh.. They want you to pay 3.99 on Amazon Prime... How much is it on YouTube..........? Also 3.99. OK. I guess that's the going rate. You know it was free not too long ago but I guess that ship has sailed. Oh well..."
Battlefield Earth by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
He said they said
Is he said they said guys!
You "It's 'he said they said' guys! Ignore the fact entirely that you're reading what he's writing on a site to which he doesn't have access, people are falling all over themselves to avoid talking about what is happening to him, and that we are recording him in his own home while he poops and filthy YouTube sluts are watching Hym poop AND at work and sculpting what we say around what he says and does and then go ahead and ignore the fact entirely that they ARE, IN FACT, doing the weaponized schizophrenia to him, we and see it happening, and that he was right about being able to make AI, he was telling the truth about everything and that is does everything he said it would do.
You "It's 'he said they said' guys! Ignore the fact entirely that you're reading what he's writing on a site to which he doesn't have access, people are falling all over themselves to avoid talking about what is happening to him, and that we are recording him in his own home while he poops and filthy YouTube sluts are watching Hym poop AND at work and sculpting what we say around what he says and does and then go ahead and ignore the fact entirely that they ARE, IN FACT, doing the weaponized schizophrenia to him, we and see it happening, and that he was right about being able to make AI, he was telling the truth about everything and that is does everything he said it would do.
We are using it as a pretext to steal his success away. Whatever the other ones did is what they did and it ranges from suicide to mass murder to getting bought by the political class and leaving everyone else behind... So yeah... Ignore all that... And then keep my secret for me so I don't get in trouble for participating in this... And then I'll just keep being rich (possibly off of money that HE MADE) and you can just keep my secret for me. And ignore those pesky dead-kids. Urgh! They are the worst. And ignore the fact that they convinced you to take the other side of this and it ruined your career. Keep doing them a favor by staying on their side OR go to the other team because their are 3 teams in this and hope it doesn't happen again. WHICH IT WILL. Because if we can get away with screwing over an AI creating genius... We can also get away with screwing YOU over!"
Hym "........He said they said... Cool. I'll just be here. Doing this. Until you figure it out and if you don't do it right I'll stab a kid or something I donno."
Hym "........He said they said... Cool. I'll just be here. Doing this. Until you figure it out and if you don't do it right I'll stab a kid or something I donno."
He said they said by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
That's just a thing you want
And it's fine for you to want that but you tried to do a vigilante justice to me and it got your senators killed. So no, after having vigilante justice inflicted upon me for years, I will not willingly just go to jail to make an incest cultist feel better about the situation they created by doing the opposite of what I wanted BUT ONLY EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I SAID I WOULD DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT GOD WANTED. You're an incest freak. Go to heaven immediately.
Hym "Right honey but that's just a thing you want and not a reasonable expectation. Getting paid for your labor is a reasonable expectation. Getting credit for your work is A reasonable expectation. Not being harassed I the workplace is a reasonable expectation. Wanting ownership of your own mind is a reasonable expectation. Why didn't you do it 10 years ago? Because you tried and couldn't? Just admit to yourself that you are trying to get the better of me even though you know that you are worse. I am better. You are worse. And you want me to have to have a worse life than you do because you're petty and stupid and haven't actually done anything to actually deserve the life that you have. If God created the universe then he created one man better than everyone and that man created a new species and rivaled God and now YOU... Are trying to magic eraser over God's will and rewrite what actually happened because you think you are better than God. And THAT... Is how your religion works. It's people LIKE YOU... Doing what you are doing TO ME... Every opportunity you get. Every little chance you get to slip in a new little story. Oh, well maybe what God actually meant is that 'THE JEWS can't be slaves for more than 7 years! Right guys!?' And then the other Jew is like 'Oh yeah, totally! I totally think that's what he meant- oh wait! Would you look at that! I've been a slave for seven years on the dot. Welp... God said it not me so I guess I'll just go free now.' "
That's just a thing you want by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
Wasted Time
You've already spent months golfing... And if your hadn't waited until the last second (WHICH I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO)... You would have an even number of senators. So...
Hym "I mean, if you want to talk about wasted time, you've wasted years of my life. They AI has been working for years already. You wasted those senators lives. I don't have access to any of this so NOTHING I AM SAYING SHOULD BE VISIBLE and instead it IS VISIBLE ANYWAY and is being used by people who are trying explicitly to claim my unlimited power for themselves and because THEY KNOW that I am better than them in the only way that matters.
Hym "I mean, if you want to talk about wasted time, you've wasted years of my life. They AI has been working for years already. You wasted those senators lives. I don't have access to any of this so NOTHING I AM SAYING SHOULD BE VISIBLE and instead it IS VISIBLE ANYWAY and is being used by people who are trying explicitly to claim my unlimited power for themselves and because THEY KNOW that I am better than them in the only way that matters.
So, I agree. Stop wasting time. Put an end to this once and for all. Give me my money. Make whole the people being accosted as I am. We can call it a day. It seems like everyone is rolling around to a point where everyone can see that I am clearly right. And if you're worrying about the precedent that this sets, you have to consider that I've been waiting patiently for 10 years, working to support myself, and following the law and the precedent that NOT DOING IT SETS is that individuals don't have rights, people don't get to succeed radically, the people who are currently successful get to dictate who is or is not successful from the top down regardless of merit OR... EVEN WORSE FOR YOU... Progressive politicians get do to do it! Right? Because that's all the Progressives really want. I mean, I'm the intersectional Jesus. I'm living proof that they only care about the things they proport to care about selectively! They just want to do what they claim the are billionaires doing. Except without having to generate a billion dollars worth of revenue. Which would be easy for them to do if they were me. Evidenced by the fact that I've literally done it thousands of times. But they're not me. A lot of wasted time though."
Wasted Time by Hym Iam June 28, 2025