Definitions by Hurricane Dorian
Cheeseburger bird
(Me) I hear the cheeseburger bird
(Chickadee) Cheese-bur-ger
(My friend in a confused state) Oh, do you mean a chickadee
(Me) Yes
(Chickadee) Cheese-bur-ger
(My friend in a confused state) Oh, do you mean a chickadee
(Me) Yes
Cheeseburger bird by Hurricane Dorian March 31, 2025
storm chips
An Atlantic Canadian term for when you buy chips for the purpose of snacking on while stuck at home during an intense storm
storm chips by Hurricane Dorian September 15, 2023
fish storm
fish storm by Hurricane Dorian September 5, 2023
Surprise airbag
A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.
Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow
Pear: Hey, thanks
Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag
(Boom from airbag underneath pear)
Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…
(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)
Pear: Why?
Pear: Hey, thanks
Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag
(Boom from airbag underneath pear)
Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…
(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)
Pear: Why?
Surprise airbag by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023
Deer street
A place where a deer runs in front of you while driving, sometimes resulting in an inevitable collision
A male buck ran in front of me on a deer street. I stopped before hitting it, but I got rear ended by the car behind me
Deer street by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023
Fiona
A motherfucker of a hurricane to hit Atlantic Canada in September 2022. The storm made landfall near Port Hawkesbury Nova Scotia and caused coastal flooding, water damage in buildings, roof damage, power outages up to 3 weeks, hundreds of thousands of trees down, oh and $700 million in damages making it the most costly storm to hit Atlantic Canada on record
A family member of mine has lost their whole roof during Hurricane Fiona. The entire house has to be rebuilt due to water damage. It will cost them $453,900 to rebuild the house, but thankfully, it is covered by insurance
Fiona by Hurricane Dorian January 2, 2023