Flying Bass Guitar

Aircraft such as the Antonov AN-12, AN-22, AN-26, and the Tupolev TU-95 that have a very low frequency prop sound when flying at high altitudes and even have the tendency to vibrate things on the ground.

I was watching Young and the Restless on tv and everything started to vibrate. The first thing I did was check FlightRadar24 and there was an Antonov AN-22 flying directly overhead. Those things have the tendency to vibrate everything even on the ground and I call it a flying bass guitar.

by Hurricane Dorian June 21, 2022

fish storm

A hurricane or tropical cyclone that doesn’t affect land

Lets hope that any hurricane that develops will be a fish storm

by Hurricane Dorian September 06, 2023

Cart Demon

A demonic entity that possesses unattended carts to target Tesla vehicles and cause dents. Commonly featured on Wham Baam Teslacam.

I came back to my Tesla Model Y and I seen a massive dent on the rear quarter panel. When I reviewed the Teslacam footage, I seen that the cart demon had targeted a cart in a nearby corral and made it target my Tesla Model Y

by Hurricane Dorian June 19, 2022

Tit lifter

A bra

My tit lifter is too tight. I need to find another tit lifter that can fit me better

by Hurricane Dorian June 30, 2023

Surprise airbag

A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.

Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow

Pear: Hey, thanks

Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag

(Boom from airbag underneath pear)

Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…

(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)

Pear: Why?

by Hurricane Dorian April 08, 2023

Masturbate Party

A hilarious autocorrect fail in which someone wanted to go to a masquerade party but it autocorrected to masturbate party.

I have to go to a

masturbate party tonight

and I don’t know what to

wear to it.

Um why not go naked
lololol

HAHAHAHAHA

A masquerade party

Damn
autoeroticasphyxiation

I’m not even gonna ask

Yeah it’s probably for the

best

by Hurricane Dorian August 29, 2021

storm chips

An Atlantic Canadian term for when you buy chips for the purpose of snacking on while stuck at home during an intense storm

Im gonna run to Walmart to stock up on storm chips before this nor’easter hits

by Hurricane Dorian September 15, 2023