Expos

an advanced writing class, usually taken as a junior in highschool, that increases the procrastination rate and number of suicides each year. normally, expos would help prepare you for college writing, but in this case, the average junior will learn an average of .03 bytes of information and will learn well grammer and speling during the semester

Cory: Hey, what was your topic in expos?
Jake: What?
Cory: It's due in like a week!
Jake: Oh, the term paper? What's that?
Cory: It's the final paper that determines your final grade in the class.
Jake: *hangs himself*

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

expos fan

an annoying, nearly extinct creatures who blame others for the fact that they were too lazy to go to games

Expos fans sat on their fat butts while they had a baseball team, but make sure they take time out of their day to blame everybody except them for their loss.

by Phillies all the way February 28, 2009

Rutgers Expos

Gayest most bullshit class at rutgers. You connect topics that don't relate to anything. More than 10% do not pass the class. Fuck penis pussy fart. the teachers play mind games with you because college writing is so fuckin cool!! its like balls pussy fart

Gupta: Hey i love life
John: I dont because rutgers expos is gay
Gupta: yea fuck rutgers writing program
John: yea i have a tutor cause im dumb

by Soul Schwartz October 21, 2010

Montreal Expos

An extinct major League Baseball team that once played at Olympic Stadium in the beautiful city of Montreal.

Montreal is by far a better city than Toronto and the Expos desbite opperating on a fraction of the budget as the Blue Jays still produced interesting and respectable teams. Unfortunately the strike in 1994 pissed off a lot of Montrealers and the team lost their fan base. Many people also blame the inadequate stadium for their demise.

However you look at it, The Expos were a great asset to a great city and it is too bad Montreal has lost that dimension. Nevertheless Toronto is still full of worthless moneygrabing bastards and they will never have a city as cool as Montreal no matter what they do.

Lets go to the big O and see the Montreal Expos beat the shit out of the Braves.

by Scruff McDuff September 26, 2006

Montreal Expos

Canada's first and favorite baseball team.
Better than the 'Jays'.
Better all-around club.

Expos--->a good orphan
Jays--->a spoiled rich chunky child

by eggbert December 23, 2003

Montreal Expos

Oops, they dont exist.

gone to washington, wat a shame...

by hhhhh October 3, 2004

Montreal Expos

a team that will soon leave Montreal

The Expos have no fans, no money, no players (bye, Vlad), but still are competitive.

by Baseballer March 28, 2004