Definitions by Humor Smith
disjobbed
Marv: "Hey Tommy. I can't believe you just got disjobbed."
Tommy: "Yeah, me neither. I guess just firing me wasn't good enough. They had to disjob me with no severance pay."
Tommy: "Yeah, me neither. I guess just firing me wasn't good enough. They had to disjob me with no severance pay."
disjobbed by Humor Smith March 16, 2009
peopletoons
The disturbing sorta fake eerily realistic "people" in the Charles Schwab commercials.
These demons from the deep recesses of some twisted ad freak espouse the virtues of Schwab while sharing with the audience their experiences in the world of investing.
These demons from the deep recesses of some twisted ad freak espouse the virtues of Schwab while sharing with the audience their experiences in the world of investing.
Leon:"Did you see that ad with those peopletoons?"
Virgil: "Yeah, man. Those freakin' things give me the serious heebie willies. I mean, come on: not people, not toons. What the hell are they?"
Virgil: "Yeah, man. Those freakin' things give me the serious heebie willies. I mean, come on: not people, not toons. What the hell are they?"
peopletoons by Humor Smith March 10, 2009
Final Exit TV Network
A TV Network where series that have "jumped the shark" go to die. The network offers assisted cancellation to help a show through its final episodes, then when all agree the time is right, a plastic bag is placed over the show's head, and helium tanks are turned on.
"Man, I can't believe Firefly got sent to Final Exit TV Network."
"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"
"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"
Final Exit TV Network by Humor Smith February 27, 2009
Sulebrities
Women who become rich and famous by having 8 or more babies at one time, regardless of ability to pay for their upbringing.
"Wow, I can't believe that woman. She lives with her mother, doesn't have a job, and yet she just gave birth to octuplets."
"Yeah. man. These wannabe Sulebrities are really getting on my nerves."
"Yeah. man. These wannabe Sulebrities are really getting on my nerves."
Sulebrities by Humor Smith February 23, 2009
defetus
An unrealistic mindset that leads a person to believe she can make money simply by giving birth.
An attitude not grounded in reality.
An attitude not grounded in reality.
Jake: "I just don't believe that bitch thinks she's gonna get millions just because she can have multiple kids."
Joan:"Yeah. That's what I call a real defetus attitude."
Joan:"Yeah. That's what I call a real defetus attitude."
defetus by Humor Smith February 23, 2009
hairstrosity
Yvonne:"Yo, did you see that hairstrosity on Falala's head?"
Mertle:"Oh yuh, I can't believe she paid to have that done."
Mertle:"Oh yuh, I can't believe she paid to have that done."
hairstrosity by Humor Smith February 23, 2009
Wasterella
Wasterella by Humor Smith February 20, 2009