Kelly Johnson

Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...
These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
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cosmic fart

A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*
by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005
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tolongas

One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.
Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.
by Hugh G Rection February 25, 2006
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fux0r

Thats the way hax0r kidz call the old in-and-out (which they know only from hearsay).
Im l00kin 4 a hax0r chix0r who wantz to sux0r my dix0r and then to fux0r
by Hugh G Rection January 17, 2005
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Mop

that's when u got such a large cock you go about dragging it on the floor.
Also known as a mopwanger.
Make way... make way... mopwanger passing thru... doncha dare to step on it, or you can get mopbanged!
by Hugh G Rection October 31, 2003
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gaucho

1. The cowboys in Argentina
2. An unconfortable friend, who has questionable taste, bad manners, exposes you before your friends and undermines your social position. You wont get rid of him, dumping him near the freeway, because of course youre so fucking gay and you are banging him (or he is banging you). After a Steely Dan song, but then again, who the hell knows what they really meant?
1. Gaucho, sos un boludo ché...
2. Who is the gaucho amigo, why is he standing in your spangled-leather poncho, whith the studs that match your eyes? Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome...
by Hugh G Rection January 28, 2005
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leone

ME:My Leone layed a 10.4 down the quarter!
DUDE:Thats hardcore pimp!
by Hugh G Rection October 19, 2003
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