21 definitions by Howie Feltersnatch

buffer knuckle

The act of spit lubing your index knuckle and then insert it into an anus.

"Tell uncle Billy to stop giving me buffer knuckles."

by Howie Feltersnatch March 5, 2015

Shit Pot Breath

Breath that is so rancid that it would seem that there is a small man in the back of the subject's mouth stirring a pot of shit.

Damn, you have some bad shit pot breath.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

Jungle Bum

A curious condition, brought on by binge drinking and severe dehydration (especially at baseball tournaments), where one's ass becomes a leaky, haemorrhoidal stinkhole.

Everybody! __________'s got Jungle Bum!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 20, 2005

testical tango

The act of inserting numerous pairs of testicles into a sexual partner in anyway possible.

I just came back from the best testical tango I've been ever been in.

by Howie Feltersnatch March 5, 2015

Larry looking son of a bitch

A guy who looks like his name should be larry.

Hey, who took the last beer?
Oh, it was that Larry looking son of a bitch.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

skimmie

A hot ass female.

Man, that bitch is one fly skimmie!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004

Small Penis Mobile

A jacked up 4 wheel drive pick up driven by someone who thinks they're much cooler than they really are (see punk-ass bitch), often coupled with an over-sized ego, which both are used to compensate for an abnormally small penis.
Small penis mobiles are often complimented by a Calvin pissing or "Cowboy Up" sticker in the back window.

I heard that dude that drives that small penis mobile got beat up by his little sister.

by Howie Feltersnatch January 2, 2004